Around Azeroth: We're whalers on the moon
Portals? Who needs 'em? Submitter Detolin of Blood Crusade on Aggramar (US-A) decided to take the long way to Draenor. Sure, it got kind of cold out there, and he almost hit some kid and a stuffed tiger riding through space in an open cardboard box, but it was a nice change of pace from all the hearthing and porting. (Actually, this is from the Caverns of Time, but you probably already figured this out.)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Valoren May 5th 2011 10:04AM
Nothing like a good early Futurama reference to start the day!
Natsumi May 5th 2011 10:05AM
+1 internets for Futureama reference! :D
srodrigueziii May 5th 2011 10:07AM
Why does a moon rock, taste better than an Earth rock?
Because it's a little meteor!
MattKrotzer May 5th 2011 11:13AM
This one made my morning. Thank you.
Fingal May 5th 2011 10:09AM
We carry a harpoon!
MikeLive May 5th 2011 10:18AM
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune!
Edymnion May 5th 2011 10:13AM
Man, forget the Futurama reference, thats a given. There's a Calvin & Hobbes reference in there too!
Scomparsa May 5th 2011 10:15AM
+2 internets for the Calvin & Hobbes reference.
MattKrotzer May 5th 2011 10:35AM
Made me think of the poem "Whitey On The Moon" by Gil Scott-Heron.
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Whitey's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Whitey's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Whitey's on the moon?)
I wuz already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin' up,
An' as if all that shit wuzn't enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an' arm began to swell.
(but Whitey's on the moon)
Was all that money I made las' year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hmm! Whitey's on the moon)
Y'know I jus' 'bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I'll sen' these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)
StClair May 5th 2011 4:16PM
Ten years? Whitey didn't even make it to four. Haven't been back since.
So here we are, all of us, sitting around and fighting and blaming each other while the waters rise and the food and oil run out. Better?
Andre May 5th 2011 11:37AM
Calvin and Hobbes > Futurama
Robert May 5th 2011 11:56AM
Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
Tenken32 May 5th 2011 12:19PM
Its the happiest place orbiting Earth!
AudreyR May 5th 2011 3:54PM
And the Blackjack!
Rawralot May 5th 2011 6:35PM
One of these... Bang... zoom, straight to the moon!
"He wasn't an astrounat! He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!"