The worgen was crouched low to the ground, his front lips raised in a mild snarl. "I don't mean to be rude," he said, "but if you try and put that collar on me, you'll pull back a bloody nub."

Throgg sighed as he waved the Collar of Bones at the druid. "But, Spot, you don't understand. This is from a troll place, and you obviously like those. And it's a collar of bones. I thought you guys loved bones."

Lolegolas quietly drank another shot of brandy.

"My name is not Spot," the worgen said calmly. "And I will not play the straight man for you comedic pair of ... ruffians."

"Ha!" Throgg exclaimed. "Ruffians! I get it! You're a clever dog! Who's a clever dog? You are!"

Lolegolas refilled his glass and quickly downed yet another shot.

"I recognize that's an exemplary caster hat," the worgen said. "But I only wear leather, right? Despite its critical ability and aid to hit, I lose too much wearing it. Like my dignity."

"Only leather, huh?" Throgg thought. "We used to be like that, too."

Lolegolas simply fell out of his chair.


Collar of Bones

• Type: Cloth Head
• Armor: 982
• Stamina: 484
• Intellect: 263
• Sockets: 1 Meta, 1 Red
• Socket Bonus: 30 Critical Strike Rating
• Equip: Increases your hit rating by 198
• Equip: Increases your critical strike rating by 164

How to get it: Join 4 friends and kill Daakara. They say he's invincible, but they lie.
How to get rid of it: Sells for 9 gold, 76 silver, and 19 copper. It disenchants into a Maelstrom Crystal.

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