The sad thing is that poison can and will destroy cardboard. Vanessa can strike it once or twice, go out for lunch, get a manicure, chat it up with the Gnolls, get ready for bed, etc. Sure it would be a long fight, but ultimately, the cardboard assassin can't move. Also, it is hard to believe that the CA would be able to think strategically. Even if the vote moves to CA, Van Cleef deserves the win.

I AGREE THAT CARDBOARD IS AWESOME -- But do we really want to stop Vanessa from becoming the all time winner?! NO.

The Cardboard Assassin's got nothing on Warrior-Matic NX-01 ( http://www.wowhead.com/npc=38518 ), stalwart defender of Town-in-a-Box.

This was actually an insult to the tournament.

Van Cleef was a real contender for the title. The assassin is a joke.
HE CAN'T EVEN TAUNT HER NOW!!!!

I am done writing stories for this.

Damn I called VC to win it all and now this stupid gimmick is gonna ruin it for one of the most interesting characters to ever come out of this game.

It's too bad Vanessa got paired up with the cardboard dude right away because I figured she'd make it pretty far.

But of course, everyone's going to vote for cardboard assassin...

I for one welcome our new cardboard overlord