Phat Loot Phriday: Grips of Unerring Precision

Throgg stood from the table and walked over to the corkboard. Using a steel nail, he affixed the paper against the wall. The orc's shoulders slumped in despair as he read the paper. Even the worgen noticed and closed his book to pay attention.
"Throgg, what is it? What's wrong?" Lolegolas asked.
"It's a summons," Throgg said, tapping the paper once for emphasis before walking toward the inn's door. "From Warchief Hellscream. I must go. And I must go alone, though I may bring mounts and pets."
Lolegolas dropped his hands to his side. "Now? Are you ..."
"It's the new Warchief," Throgg interrupted, already standing in the hallway. "He's not a reasonable orc. If I delay ... well. I'll be back as quickly as I can. I'm ... sorry, little elf. I have to go. Do not follow, or Hellscream may well kill us for disobedience."
Lolegolas watched the door shut, unblinking.
Without a word, the worgen stood up and began to follow the orc. "Well, I suppose this is clear, then, isn't it? Gonna be a proper mess, but what's a chap to do?"
"Okay, so what are you doing?" Lolegolas asked. His voice was dull and shocked. His head was spinning with the implications.
"The message says pets and mounts can come," the druid answer. His mouth twisted with wry disgust. "Le woof. Or meow, perhaps, if Throgg prefers. Don't worrry, hunter. I will watch over your friend."
As simply as that, Lolegolas was left alone in the room.
With a faint snarl, the Sin'dorei pivoted in place. The Grips of Unerring Precision flashed as he pumped his hands from bow to quiver. In the time it would have taken for a mug to fall to the ground, 10 arrows vibrated in the piece of paper. One for each letter in the word "Hellscream."
"I need to see Vol'jin."
Grips of Unerring Precision
- Type: Mail hands
- Armor: 1,627
- Agility: 282
- Stamina: 454
- Socket: 1 red
- Socket Bonus:10 agility
- Item Level: 378
- Equip: Increases your haste rating by 216
- Equip: Increases your mastery rating by 157
How to get it: Like Garrosh's agenda for Throgg, the source of these gloves is unclear. However, it's definitely involved with patch 4.2.
How to get rid of it: You can seel the gloves for 10 gold, 47 silver, and 36 copper.
[Image credit: Jessica Lathrop]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
patman20xx May 20th 2011 9:07PM
Seems like an odd name for gloves with no hit on them
Nitride May 20th 2011 9:38PM
Maybe its meant to be ironic?
Minos May 21st 2011 12:12PM
Like the Spirit Creeper Ring with no Spirit on it?
ImSteevin May 20th 2011 9:06PM
how much can I dewgong them for
Kurash May 20th 2011 9:21PM
I think they should be walrused instead!
Rhylon May 21st 2011 2:36AM
Pfft, Laprasing is totally the way to go here.
Allan May 20th 2011 9:10PM
I can seel ta gloves? As in put them on a seel?
Ick May 20th 2011 9:16PM
Each week I like this column more and more.
artifex May 20th 2011 10:56PM
Sadly, if Michael is leaving us, this may be an eternal cliffhanger.
artifex May 20th 2011 10:58PM
Oops! I'm wrong! Oh frabjous day! Callou! Callay!
Andrew May 20th 2011 9:37PM
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Andrew May 20th 2011 9:39PM
...hate this comment system.
Andrew May 20th 2011 9:38PM
I love Not-Spot so, oh so much. This column is getting right epic, and I think it's brilliant.
anjeney May 20th 2011 9:40PM
awesome sl... Keep up the good work
MrJackSauce May 20th 2011 9:45PM
Oh no! What will Lolegolas do without the wry wit of Throgg to counterpoint his campy comments?
LynMars May 20th 2011 9:48PM
I read this column more for the characters and their silly story adventures than for the loot.
If that's wrong, I so don't wanna be right.
MusedMoose May 20th 2011 10:55PM
Seconded. Most of this is loot I'll never see, so turning it into "The Adventures of Throgg and Lolegolas" was a huge plus. ^_^ Looks like we're getting more of a story now too. Excellent.
Lilliah May 21st 2011 11:36AM
Agree. I loved the story. GJ.
Maribel May 21st 2011 7:26PM
I've been following just for the characters for months now, so I'll join you in being wrong, I guess. I'm so excited to see more story!
Natsumi May 20th 2011 9:52PM
I think Throgg just broke up with him! :O