WRUP: Whatever happened to Neptulon, anyway?

When last we left Neptulon the Tidehunter, the brave lord of elementals was assisting us in defeating the foul kraken Ozumat in the Throne of Tides 5-man instance. But, of course, Ozumat was not killed -- merely weakened. The beast disappeared into the deep, and Neptulon disappeared along with him!
What happened? Well, we may not find out. Blizzard, defending its choice to not include an Abyssal Maw 5-man instance (or raid) in patch 4.2, said this past week that:
We've decided for now that the Vashj'ir quest line along with the Throne of the Tides dungeon does a pretty good job of finishing the Neptulon story.
Those of us at WoW Insider respectfully disagree; there's more story here to be told. And since we all loathe untied ends, I decided to pose the question to our writers and editors this week: "Using your best predictive and story-telling abilities ... what happened to Ozumat and Neptulon?"
Alex Ziebart (@AlexZiebart) I'll be playing some more Fable III this weekend. I picked it up despite Mike Sacco telling me it was awful, and it turned out to actually be a lot of fun. I'll also be slaving away some more on my novel, as will be the case for many weekends to come. As for Neptulon, Danny Whitcomb stole my answer. Since I appear before him alphabetically, it would be cruel to give the same answer and make it look like he stole mine instead.
Brian Wood (@FrostheimWHU) This long weekend is the WHU BBQ, where I'll be hanging out in RL with piles of other hunters and broadcasting the Hunting Party Podcast live from the BBQ. Neptulon and Ozumat proceeded to do some lore things that had nothing to do with game mechanics or DPS and was intricately woven in with other lore things, to make a beautiful and complete lorescape. That's about as far as my story interest extends into anything not dwarf -related.
Dan O'Halloran (@danoh) Started the second book in the Game of Thrones series. Great stuff. Working on a baby mage and the rest of the Hyjal quest chain on my boomkin main. As for Neptulon and Ozumat, I always imagined they washed up on a deserted island where coconuts work as phones and second rate Hollywood stars made brief appearances. I just can't decide which one is the Skipper and which one is the Lil' Buddy.
Daniel Whitcomb (@danielwhitcomb) My gnome warrior is 1 level away from Titan's Grip, so I'm definitely making that happen. Then she can dual wield flaming axes with skulls on them and be basically the most metal gnome ever. I'll also be going on an archaeology binge. I've been having a rare drought lately, but I want that Professor title. Finally, I may do a little CTA tanking in the Dungeon Finder. I got a Blue Proto-Drake in a bag the other day, and it's sort of got me hooked. As far as Ozumat and Neptulon go, I assume Neptulon finally remembered that he was the creator of the Naga and the absolute ruler of the oceans, then proceeded to have the entire ocean put Ozumat and the Naga in a sleeper hold until they promised to behave.
Elizabeth Wachowski (@leeatwaterlives) I want to play L.A. Noire some more, but I'm working nights. I strongly suspect that spending the day playing a video game where I drive with lights and sirens and hang around crime scenes is going to adversely affect my performance at my job at night, where I drive with lights and sirens and hang around crime scenes. I will probably pick up a copy of Oblivion for my new computer, and then spend hours modding it, and then spend more hours trying to fix the mods, and then give up and play Dungeon Hunter 2 on my phone. I have no opinion about the bonus question.
Fox Van Allen (@foxvanallen) Long holiday weekend! Friday night was awesome, despite the fact that I spent it with Tyler (midnight swing set enjoyment was go); Saturday, given access to an L.A. Noire disc, shall prove even better still. As for how the Ozumat/Neptulon story ends ... well, that's what the gallery is for, right?
Joe Perez (@Lodurzj) Trying out RP in WoW for the first time. More alt leveling, maybe some extra raiding. Learning how to actually build a house in Teraria and more League of Legends! As far as what I think happens now with Neptulon and Ozumat, I think it was all a ploy! That's right the entire fight was just a coverup! These two were obviously star-crossed lovers who have run away to be with each other. They have obviously gone to Vegas to get married. I have enclosed a picture of said event.Kelly Aarons (@Cadistra) Hoping to finish Outland (XBLA game, not the WoW zone) and maybe getting some more ZA/ZG in. As for Ozumat and Neptulon? I'm waiting for someone to turn it into a super-hot yaoi manga. Yup. Just you wait and see. I could draw something, but I like working at WI, so... ;)
Lisa Poisso (@emused) Rearranging my reading shelf and deciding what to take on my upcoming road trip. Hiding the things I want to read before my husband or son move them to their own piles. Figuring out what titles to reserve at the library for said trip. Drooling over my online reading list and making desperate resist rolls against ordering a new batch. Looking innocent when husband finishes dailies and comes out to ask, "What have you been doing out here?" Bonus question: Is there a book that explains it?
Mat McCurley (@gomatgo) Pushing through L.A. Noire, which is so incredibly good. I've got a BBQ for Memorial Day, too. In true Warcraft fashion, Neptulon will be back, corrupted, and drop nice things. Also, hostage bachelor party?
Matt Low (@Matticus) Been busy playing League of Legends with the guild. Getting a little more proficient at it. Perhaps some more time leveling yet another priest.
Matt Rossi (@MatthewWRossi) Well, first off, the last time *I* saw Neptulon, I kicked Ozumat's behindus and sent him off to live with Zoidberg. Neptulon was grateful and gave me a box full of stuff I turned into Heavenly Shards. As for what I'm doing this weekend, possibly raiding, definitely running ZG/ZA on multiple warriors, and trying to convince the enormous tentacled monstrosity on my couch to get a job.
Michael Gray (@writegray) This weekend, I aim to spend some time on the Appalachian trail and building a fence so that I can once again play ball with the Dark Puppy. I'm also hoping to get by Joker's Tavern in Funkstown to enjoy a few cold ones. Neptulon? No doubt, he felt he consumed WoW's content too quickly and has wandered off until they put more hardcore content in place for someone of his high skill and caliber. Ozumat said he felt that the Naga had started catering to the casubads, so went off to find greener pastures.
Robin Torres (@cosmiclaurel) I'm throwing a party! Or depending on when this got published, I had a party! I asked The Spawn, my five-year-old daughter, what she thought happened with Ozumat and Neptulon. She said, "He ate him. The octopus/kraken guy is a zombie monster and he ate the other guy's brains. And now he's a zombie too. And they are going to eat everyone's brains and turn them all into zombies."
Sarah Nichol (@mentalshaman) I'll be questing through Durotar and beyond with my new troll shaman and enjoying a long bank holiday weekend. Hopefully filled with gaming in the form of WoW and RIFT, and a touch of re-reading A Feast for Crows by George R.R. Martin. As for the end of Vash'jir, I think Ozumat has spirited Neptulon away to play Risk.
Tyler Caraway (@murmursofadruid) I've gotten back into paladin tanking, so I'm trying to make that work for me right now. Just got into TBC content, so we'll see how it goes from there. Aside from that, I'll be spending time exploring this new city and making some new friends as I get situated in this place. It's bound to be an epic adventure, because I'm involved in it. Bonus question: Ozumat clearly left the field of battle to go on reality talk shows to talk about his experiences in attempting to kill Neptulon and the horrible things he suffered at the hands of wayfaring adventurers. He's also supporting his new book about saving the wild life of Azeroth's oceans, which is sure to be a best seller. Neptulon wandered off to become a drunken hobo drifting along the currents of the seas, eventually to be washed ashore on a tropical island paradise where he meets a band of shipwrecked castaways. Hilarity ensues.






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Kaphik May 28th 2011 7:15PM
Neptulon? He's now the lead instructor for the dance studio, and that's when we'll see him in game again.
StalkerofFlames May 28th 2011 7:30PM
"NO! Use your feet!! Like THIS!"
"But...you don't have feet, Neptulon..."
hicks May 28th 2011 7:55PM
Elemental lords don't seem to have feet. Interesting.
pancakes May 28th 2011 8:51PM
Rag has disproved this theory recently. Rag is prepared to boogie down.
Brasson May 29th 2011 11:56AM
Therazane also has feet, but she's having too much fun floating around to use them.
Average Joe May 28th 2011 7:23PM
We've got small opctopi that can mind control normal creatures... and one really, really big one that disappeared with an Elemental Lord. I think it's safe to assume the set of circumstances as to when we'll see Neptulon again.
Groth May 28th 2011 7:30PM
Neptulon's other name is ofc Mint Berry Crunch.
EidlonImp May 28th 2011 7:38PM
I hear Ozumat has been sighted in the rafters above Karazan's opera room with cartoonish 5-ton weights.
MusedMoose May 28th 2011 7:47PM
Final Fantasy VI reference! You win everything for the rest of the year.
Sunaseni May 28th 2011 8:46PM
Don't tease the octopus, kids!
llcjay2003 May 29th 2011 3:00AM
You made my evening with this comment.
"I've got more lives than I do arms!"
Tyler Caraway May 29th 2011 12:28PM
Incorrect! He cannot steal my job.
legobri May 28th 2011 7:41PM
I know this is offtopic and will get thumbs down, but I have to ask... Fox, have you faction-changed to be a belf?
Sterb May 29th 2011 12:46AM
I remember when Fox played Horde before (he was in my last guild).
Fox Van Allen May 29th 2011 1:11AM
I'm a Blood Elf even when I'm playing my Alliance toons.
themightysven May 28th 2011 7:41PM
I worked all day today, but was able to lose at the Kal'uak Fishing derby (to guy with a misused special character in there name no less) Now I'm reading WoWinsider while waiting for the bus home, and just realized that I read the wrong schedule and the bus won't actually be here for another 20 minutes. I'll probably run some dungeons while watching Doctor Who. Tomorrow I will sleeep and try my luck with the Tastyfish. As for Neptulon and Ozumat, they're gearing up fo their odd-couple style Sit-com that will be airing on FOX this summer until halfway through the first episode. After that there may be an unfortunate incident in a sushi bar near the studio
jealouspirate May 28th 2011 7:53PM
No doubt Neptulon will become a raid boss someday, like most powerful beings in Azeroth. Blizzard will throw out some "corruption" or "insanity" excuse and people won't care that it's the same plot over and over again because he'll drop epics.
Silversol May 28th 2011 8:23PM
Or he'll start a counter-culture 'uncommon' drops... green quality items that are vastly superior to the epics in similar content. And grey items that are part of a legendary weapon... which will never get completed because people will accidentally vendor them.
Blayze May 29th 2011 4:40PM
A trick of the light! Old Gods did it! Infinite Dragonflight!
Neothanos May 28th 2011 8:43PM
Married, got 5 kids and went on to live in a Jersey neigborhood.