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by Alex Ziebart 
May 30th 2011 at 11:00AM
Today is Memorial Day. If you're an American and you know what it is, great. If you're an American and you don't know what it is, look it up. If you're not an American, you may continue to do whatever it is you do, unless you live in the U.K., in which case I demand you mail me Jaffa Cakes.
No, don't actually do that.
mik3st3r asked:
What is the story behind the dragons in the elemental planes? Most specifically, the stone drakes. Did they simply form from rock, or were they part of one of the dragonflights, and somehow got bound eternally to deepholm?
They're just stone elementals in the shape of a dragon. I think at some point, Blizzard realized that its lore structure for dragons is a bit ... adolescent? One of the first things kids do when they get creative is start color-coding things. I think every writer in the world has gone through a phase where they thought color-coding things was the most brilliant idea ever. Having "black dragons" and "red dragons" as specific species of dragon can work fine, but when you break sentient/sapient creatures down into rigid organizations based on color and make that your canon, it is not only rather childish, it is also extremely limiting. Also a little racist, if you want to put way too much thought into it.
I feel that at some point in World of Warcraft's lifespan, Blizzard realized that yes, those color-based barriers are foolish and they want to do a lot more with the idea of dragons than preestablished lore allowed. They said to hell with it and started making whatever drakes they felt like making. Nether drakes, Twilight drakes, proto-drakes, stone drakes ... the more drakes they add to the game, the less effort they put into trying to tie them to the preestablished dragon lore. I think we're better off that way, too. I like having these independent dragon variations. I like that much better than "My skin is green, therefore ..."
TL;DR: At some point, Blizzard realized dragons aren't the Power Rangers and stopped worrying about that dragonflight thing.
Tim West asked:
What time will the BlizzCon meet-up be? The Benefit Dinner is at 7:30pm – 11:30pm and my $500 requires me to be there.
Before I even start to answer this question I want to make a clarification so people don't start jumping to conclusions: We have not yet finalized plans for our BlizzCon meetup. We are not ready to announce a venue, so anything I say about event scheduling here is tentative at best. The only guarantee is that we will be doing something Thursday evening.
With that out of the way ... historically, our meetups have started between 6 and 8 p.m., and they last until whenever people leave or our venue shuts us down. This time around, we may need to implement a definite time for the end of the party, because we started receiving noise complaints as the clock approached midnight last year. While everybody going to BlizzCon is up partying that night, people visiting Disney and other attractions in that area are not.
Last year, I believe the final party attendees were flushed out around 12 a.m., and we did have a number of people who attended the benefit dinner manage to swing by our party for awhile. However, it looks like Blizzard's benefit dinner is running later this year than it did last year -- last year's ended at 10, not 11:30. You might be out of luck for attending the bulk of the WoW Insider party. However, the staff is all over the place that whole weekend -- if you're looking to meet someone in particular and we have them in California, chances are good we can hook you up with a handshake or a sweaty, sweaty hug at some point.
EidlonImp asked:
I'm going to surprise my baby tomorrow night by stuffing some dates with manchego and wrapping them in Bacon, but all we have in the house is turkey Bacon. That should still be good, right?
Does he/she like turkey bacon? The answer to that question will answer yours. Turkey bacon is very different from regular bacon, so if you don't know whether or not your baby likes it, you should probably take the extra trip for real bacon, if your goal is romance -- unless by "baby" you mean a literal baby and not your significant other, in which case you should probably reconsider feeding a baby stuffed dates.
Palamedes asked:
It seems for the past month or two, 6/7 days of the week the Queue is answering questions on the VP to JP conversion rate. Why is this?
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Noyou asked:
Happy Memorial day! Brat vs Hamburger for your holiday feast? (no substitutions please) Also, favorite side dish for your outdoor grilling pleasure?
As I am a Polack from Wisconsin, I enjoy nothing more than getting my hands on a warm, juicy sausage and cradling it between two halves of a nice, fluffy bun. I'm a brat man, though I'm certainly not going to turn away a good hamburger if offered.
Also due to being from the Midwest, most of my side dish recommendations come in the form of noodle salads with either mayonnaise or Miracle Whip as a primary ingredient. My girlfriend is from the east coast and finds all such dishes vile, so I assume all of you not from the midwest would feel the same. I'll skip the noodle salads and go to my family's non-creamy side dish fallback:
Sour Cucumber Salad
3 cucumbers
1 onion
1 c. sugar
1 c. white vinegar
Peel and slice the cucumbers and the onion as thick or as thin as you'd like. Throw them in a bowl with everything else. Salt and pepper to taste. Marinate for an hour or two, stirring often. Hooray, you're done! If you want, you can add other vegetables to it -- wedged tomatoes, pepperoncinis, or sport peppers, for example.
Dang, sport peppers are a Midwest thing too, aren't they? All of you just need to relocate to the Milwaukee-Chicago region.
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Reader Comments (Page 5 of 10)
Neirin May 30th 2011 1:01PM
"Their colour is far more than just a minor physical difference within the species. It describes exactly what they are, what they'll do and what they can do"
That's what racists say too...
The childishness goes along with the whole power ranger thing. The green ranger can do dream stuff, and the bronze one can go back in time, etc. Oh, and they're all dragons. If you threw in a catchy theme song, you'd have a saturday morning cartoon. Of course, a lot of WoW is kinda cartoony, but it totally works. I'd even say that's part of its appeal.
Amaxe May 30th 2011 1:28PM
"The childishness goes along with the whole power ranger thing. "
Actually, colored dragons with Alignment dates back to D&D. IIRC...
Red = Smart and Evil
Black and White = Dumb and Evil.
Gold and Silver = Smart and Good
Green = Neutral and Average intelligence.
There were others. Call it draconic culture if you want. Call it the nature of the aspect if you want, but color associations in fantasy are a lot older than the Pwer Rangers
jonas May 30th 2011 1:40PM
Green were evil too. As someone in an earlier thread mentioned, in D&D, chromatic (the coloured ones, plus black and white) = evil, metallic = good.
But even there, you end up with shadow dragons, various odd drakes/wyverns/wyrms/whatever.
Dumbguy May 30th 2011 3:24PM
If you are classifying things by race you are, by definition, being racist. That's not to say you'd be wrong to do so, though, in the heavily stereotyped world of warcraft.
It's a little difficult to wrap your mind around it at first, given the justifiably negative connotations the concept has in real life- "racist" usually just translates to "asshat" in my mind automatically.
Rod May 30th 2011 11:15AM
I get a Rift commercial every time I visit Wow Insider. Is there a way to get something else?
Bapo May 30th 2011 11:26AM
You could probably block it with adblock or w/e it's called with Firefox.
Me, I'm just lazy and haven't done that yet, plus it's always amusing seeing a rift ad on a pure wow site :P
Alex Ziebart May 30th 2011 11:32AM
After years of ads wholly unrelated to gaming on WoW Insider, I am personally quite pleased that we're finally getting advertisement that MIGHT be interesting to our readers.
burntpizza May 30th 2011 11:17AM
Can you tell me about the jp - vp conversion?
Bobury May 30th 2011 11:29AM
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Samuel May 30th 2011 1:51PM
If I have JP in the front seat, VP in the back seat, which seat should I tay-ay-ay-ake?
Ez May 30th 2011 11:18AM
Spaghetti Salad is nice too, and don't forget the Potato Salad!
Elwoods May 30th 2011 11:20AM
Its not bacon if it doesn't come from a pig!! :)
Bobury May 30th 2011 11:41AM
I went to dictionary.com to try to find a definition of "bacon" to prove you wrong since I don't eat pork (except on pizza) and what you said basically said its definition.
Well played Elwoods, well played.
Bapo May 30th 2011 11:20AM
I went to the Benefit Dinner last year, and while it was nice to know a little bit more on what some of the things Blizzard does for charities, it's not something that you would be missing out on if you left early (from what I saw.)
We stayed for the speech they gave, had some good food, and then the rest of the time was used for mingling, whether it be with devs, or other players.
jimforbes40 May 30th 2011 3:19PM
And that's bad, how exactly?
Bapo May 30th 2011 11:47PM
Not necessarily bad, but just saying that if Tim wanted to leave early, he wouldn't be missing much, granted, if they're extending the time to 11:30p this year, there may be something extra going on, it's hard to tell.
(Didn't mean for my original comment to sound blargh about the dinner)
Kurtis May 30th 2011 11:21AM
"Also due to being from the Midwest, most of my side dish recommendations come in the form of noodle salads with either mayonnaise or Miracle Whip as a primary ingredient. My girlfriend is from the east coast and finds all such dishes vile, so I assume all of you not from the midwest would feel the same."
As an east-coast transplant to the midwest, I've got to agree with your girlfriend here. As for the brat/burger question, I'll have to go with "yes, please".
Ullaana May 30th 2011 12:12PM
I will have one of each, but ask if I may put cheese on my burger.
And I love Potato salad, what with being of Irish descent.
aerrae May 30th 2011 12:32PM
Maybe the noodle salad with mayo or Miricle whip being the main ingredient isnt only a midwest thing, cause its something people make here in canada also. I dont like pasta so I'm down with the yuck
Pumabackup May 30th 2011 4:46PM
having lived on the east coast my whole life, i must say that i and my entire family are fans of mayo-based noodle salads. so dont worry, not all hope is lost out here on this side of the country. ;-)