Who care's how the Twin's are doing (and I live in Minnesota!)... the Indians are going all the way this year!

I think he's trying to find a necromancer for Kirby Puckett.

That ship has flown, Holisky.

Aww snap... I can't believe you went there.

Oh yes, he went there.

While he's at it, make him resurrect the '86 Mets. Hey, we're on lost causes aren't we?

Well, at least he didn't say, "Hey Sylvie, can I borrow one of those Valkyrs for a second?"

And at least he didn't follow up with, "Hey Kirb, I heard about this weight loss plan that REALLY WORKS!"

Oh shit... now I can't believe *I* just went there.

@MattKrotzer and @Grovinofdarkhour

Kirby Puckett is sacred; he actually ascended like Enoch and that pally in Icecrown, rendering him incorruptible by necromancy.

*pours one out for Puck, sobbing, yelling, "Kiiirrrrrbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

The Twins are screwed. I bet they need a 3B, they can have Inge from Detroit! Or Raburn for that matter.

Holisky is with twins?!

*sees baseball team*

Oh. Not as the legendary kind, then.

Puckett is off limits! Besides he went to Triton College in the Chicago-land area. You win with pitching anyways ;) /waits for football season to start (NFL not soccer).

Adam,

Look at the bright side...

You won't be the Yankees Bioche in the Playoffs

So I find myself over here on the right with the "regulars." When did that happen?

Does that mean I have to figure out a profile icon now?

Also, thanks, Adam! That made my day. :)

I now have a strange urge to post moar. Except I need to go back to work now. >.>

/me waps you all with a wet (tear-soaked) Homer Hanky.

I'm gonna be a dork and just throw this out there, as a sports-apathetic (Canuck) chick who knows that this is about baseball (and.. that's about as far as that goes):
JAYS ALL THE WAY!!
/dork out

As a Padres fan, I feel your pain. Not as much pain this season (yet), but in the same... uh, area. (I was going to say "ballpark" but just couldn't bear to type such a horrible pun.)