Phat Loot Phriday: Amani Battle Bear

"This was necessary, wasn't it?" Lolegolas asked quietly. He briefly tried to count the number of bodies pierced by his own arrows but quickly stopped. He didn't want to know. "They were your own people."
"No longer, mon," Vol'jin said. "And you needed something special if you'll enter the Grimtotem camps. Something more than a pretty bird. You need a steed who will fight as hard as you, if you will save your man's life."
"Is he still alive, then?" Lolegolas wondered. "It's not too late."
"You've not much time, but this will aid you," the big troll responded. He held the reins to a massive bear, covered in troll armor. It snarled viciously, but the bear abated its growl when Vol'jin scratched its ear. "It is an Amani Battle Bear, maybe de only t'ing to come out of this place that's worthwhile."
"Well, then," Lolegolas said, bounding on to the bear's back. He took the reins from the troll leader and swiftly turned the bear around. "We will ride like the win. Throgg will know I'm coming, and I'm not going to let him down."
How to get it: A race car run in Zul'Aman; kill all the bosses before the timer's up.
How to rid of it: Once you learn it, you can never be rid of it. It will follow you until the end of days.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
redcow Jun 10th 2011 5:01PM
im so unlucky , they will remove it before i get it.
Skarn Jun 10th 2011 6:19PM
They're not removing it any time soon, if at all. It will definitely still be there in patch 4.2.
Crispn Jun 10th 2011 5:02PM
Ride like the Win!
Spider Jun 10th 2011 5:08PM
LIVE TO WIN!
Task Jun 10th 2011 5:10PM
Agreed, apparently the wind decided it wasn't going to defeat such a large bear running through the forest, growling angrily.
Amani Battle Bear - 1
Wind - 0
Grovinofdarkhour Jun 10th 2011 5:19PM
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
DOO
DOO
DOO
DOO!
Mapster Jun 11th 2011 7:21AM
@Grovinofdarkhour
Ok that was strange, excactly when I read that, I heard a bird (probably a pidgeon) saying that excact sound xD
Sedna Jun 10th 2011 5:08PM
Ride on, Lolegolas! Ride like the wind! /manly tear
Angus Jun 10th 2011 5:33PM
Like the win, thank you.
RetPallyJil Jun 10th 2011 5:31PM
Ride on, golden elf!
maniraptor Jun 10th 2011 6:21PM
"'It is an Amani Battle Bear, maybe de only t'ing to come out of this place that's worthwhile.'"
Oh, dear. Sounds like Vol'jin never got Mojo to drop for him, then. :D
Hollow Leviathan Jun 10th 2011 6:39PM
Vol'jin doesn't need any more mojo.
shadcroly Jun 10th 2011 6:42PM
"You need a steed who will fight as hard as you, if you will save your man's life."
So... Throgg is Lolegolas's "man", according to Vol'Jin...
Namy Jun 10th 2011 7:32PM
"Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his...
It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys" ; )
Lohkie Jun 10th 2011 11:48PM
@namy
+9001 internets for the scrubs reference
Durenas Jun 10th 2011 6:50PM
Lolegolas, go get your man!
Cricket Jun 10th 2011 7:57PM
If we don't get at least a Hug of True Love by the end of this, I will probably cry. I feel like I should get out my old cheerleader uniform for these two. ♥
MusedMoose Jun 10th 2011 8:17PM
Might or might not be a Hug of True Love, but I'm pretty certain a Very Manly Hug will happen at some point.
And yes, they can totally be the same hug. ^_^
MusedMoose Jun 10th 2011 8:16PM
Love the story as usual, but there's one other thing I can't help thinking of:
I keep misreading this item as "Armani" Battle Bear. And I expect it to be in a tux or something. @_@
MusedMoose Jun 10th 2011 8:18PM
Also: I love "ride like the win". That sounds like a typo that got to stay because it's awesome.