The Queue: Spite

100% out of spite, editor-approved.
Fletcher asked:
In 4.2 we see Malfurion getting all buddy-buddy with Thrall and playing Yoda to Thrall's Skywalker. We see druids who think the night elves should be actually taking the fight to the Horde in Ashenvale turned into disposable mooks for Ragnaros. Is there any bloody chance we'll ever actually see the Night Elves kick butt and take names like they did in WC3?
It sure would be nice. I have a very hard time understanding some of the politics as they stand in Warcraft right now because of the weird racial affiliations going on. Most of the tauren are on board with the Horde and their cause and motives, except for many of the druids who have more sympathy for their ancestral alliances with their druidic night elven compatriots. The Thrall and Malfurion relationship is the most perplexing to me, however.
Here you have two of the most powerful beings on Azeroth closely tied to the leadership of their respective factions -- Thrall used to be the warchief and still has some weight amongst the Horde races, and Malfurion is married to Tyrande who is the leader of the night elves. The orcs and the night elves, however, are locked in ruthless combat in half of Kalimdor, with the night elves losing a ton of territory, forests set ablaze, and whole populations succumbing to the war machine from Orgrimmar. The fact that Malfurion can stand in front of one of the people responsible for a good amount of that in many ways is just weird to me. Doesn't that just seem weird?
"Hey, Thrall, buddy. Listen up. So, we're here trying to protect Hyjal and losing a lot of people to these fire elementals. Do you think, maybe, for a couple minutes, you could ask Garrosh and the Horde in general to not burn our houses to the ground? Thanks."
What the hell do Malfurion and Tyrande talk about before going to sleep at night? "Honey, did you ask Thrall to talk to his friend Garrosh about not killing our people so much?" "No. Not today. I had to, um, go to the Santuary of Malorne." "You could save so many lives if you just asked politely or, I don't know, weren't such a huge tool and would man up." "I'll do it tomorrow, I swear."
KataSamoes said:
Watch, tomorrow McCurley will use that deathwing header to spite Sacco.
Muahahahaha.
hillbillyrod asked:
How is it that the fishing tournament are usually over in 10 minutes. The one today was over in 8 minutes. I don't play every week just when I remember and have time. However the highest number I ever fish up is 29 before the tournament is over. Is there a glitch or something wrong with it.
A LOT of people do the fishing tournaments still. They are actually some of the best "extra" content WoW has done, in my opinion. Players working on the "Salty" title need to win one of the fishing tournaments, so there is always competition. Plus, dedicated players put their hearths in the turn-in cities and get their friends to help with strategic locations. If you're on a PvP server, this gets even more hilarious. The reason people win the fishing tournament so fast is that there still is a lot of competition.
Just to make some of you angry, once I flew into Stranglethorn about 2 minutes after the tournament started, completely forgetting that it was happening that day. Casually I rode out to the coast, fished up enough fishes, and won by accident.
Slaytanic asked:
What's the order of bosses that we are looking at in Firelands?
The first four raid bosses in patch 4.2 are open in terms of order that you kill them -- Lord Rhyolith, Shannox, Beth'tilac, and Alysrazor. Once those four bosses are down it is a linear progression at Sulfuron Keep with Baelroc, Majordomo Staghelm, and finally Ragnaros.
I am a fan of this system because it lets your raid concentrate on different aspects of raiding and play to your groups' strengths. If you're having trouble on Rhyolith with DPS-switching, for instance, you could move to a different fight as to not burn yourself out on linear progression.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 12)
Sterb Jun 13th 2011 11:07AM
Question for the Queue:
Full background Aion ad on WoW Insider? :-/
At least the characters are cute.
Darky Jun 13th 2011 11:09AM
I have a suspicion it only turns up for people with adblock, because from what i can see there are no hyperlinks on it.
jimforbes40 Jun 26th 2011 1:54PM
I agree, i have adblock and also have the full-on Aion side experience!
Drack Jun 13th 2011 11:35AM
It is NOT adblock. I do not have that on my computer and the Aion backround is up for me on the main page. My guess? A belated April Fools.
Namy Jun 13th 2011 11:37AM
Now it's even more obvious that I'm not looking at a work related website!!! ; )
VioletArrows Jun 13th 2011 11:44AM
It's simply silly ad people putting game ads up with no concept of the term 'nerdrage'. :p
Mordok Jun 13th 2011 11:45AM
It may not be Add Block but since I use it I know it makes me less than happy to see it. I have Add Block so I don't have to look at that crap. If this is allowed and supported by joystiq than maybe I need to find another site to look at.
I hate adds almost as much as I hate Rogues.
VioletArrows Jun 13th 2011 11:53AM
Woot! First one of the day and it's not even noon! *cackles at Mordok and takes a drink*
(cutaia) Jun 13th 2011 12:09PM
"IIf this is allowed and supported by joystiq than maybe I need to find another site to look at."
I, too, visit sites solely for their background images.
Mathew McCurley Jun 13th 2011 12:14PM
Without ads, we don't get to do what we do.
Noyou Jun 13th 2011 12:46PM
Hey it could be worse. At least it's not an ad for gold selling, male enhancement or feminine hygiene products. :)
Grovinofdarkhour Jun 13th 2011 12:52PM
People are getting their knickers in a twist over an ad skin?
I see the Aion stuff and think, "a competitor of WoW is paying to support the site so that I don't have to, therefore I win. And, since I have no intention of buying their product, they're losing money by doing this, and hastening their own demise; therefore, as someone who can't wait to never hear of them again, I win, again.
"So, Grovin 2, Aion 0."
Sterb Jun 13th 2011 1:00PM
Oh come on Mat. You're really going to take me seriously?
If that's the case, I demand the background be replaced with some hot female Orcs. Oh yeah.
llcjay2003 Jun 13th 2011 3:19PM
Possibly a simple answer, really. If you have ever created a PAID webpage (not blogspot, et al.) you usually have the option to use GoogleAds (or whatever it is called) or a similar service to have a banner on your page that flashes advertisements. It uses some of the same search engine optimization (SEO) functions that Google uses when it searches for web pages.
In the case of WoW Insider, since it is a video game website and specifically an MMO-related website, the ad banner will flash an advertisement for a vendor (in this case, Aion) who pays Google to flash their ads on sites that have certain content and key words--things like "video games," "MMO," etc.
If someone were to click on the Aion ad and purchase something (i.e. the game), WoW Insider gets a commission that is stipulated in the negotiated terms. More popular sites have more favorable commissions and can actually get paid for simply having a banner for ads. Most start-up sites with minimal traffic get the "customer ad, click, buy something, commission" agreement. High traffic sites, say 200k hits a day, can negotiate to get paid whether someone clicks and/or buys or not. Mid to high level traffic sites can also get an arrangement where they get paid per click, regardless of whether a clicker buys something form the site or not.
TLDR - The banner is how many popular sites make money to cover operating costs and whatnot so that they can continue to provide information/services for free. Most of the time, they do not pick the ads that run on them. The advertising service's system picks ads based on content and keywords.
Matthew Jun 13th 2011 5:13PM
Aion has beautiful graphics. It was like visual crack. I've never used LSD but this was probably pretty close.
If you like irridescence, Aion has it.
Royberto Jun 13th 2011 5:16PM
It's not ironic or even noteworthy. Just the business of teh internets. Doesn't anyone here use Wowhead, aka Aionhead?
Xantenise Jun 13th 2011 5:51PM
I don't have anything against ads. People need to eat.
I do have something against ads that are IN MY FACE and that ad is as close to in-your-face as it gets without being a pop up, video or sound ad. D:
Toggle Jun 13th 2011 6:58PM
Plus, people seem shocked by a WoW competitor advertising here, as if they should show WoW ads. Why would they want to advertise WoW to a bunch of WoW fans? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the majority of people who frequent here are already subbed to WoW. Ads for other games kinda make sense.
Snuzzle Jun 13th 2011 9:27PM
It just seems silly and like a pointless waste of money to me. I'd liken it to putting an ad for Coca Cola on a fan page about Pepsi. Sure you'll get the odd curious click-through, but on the whole I'd bet it's not really very profitable for either party.
Skarn Jun 13th 2011 10:25PM
It's....so pretty!
Only thing about Aion that interests me. Well, the name is nifty.