This is what happens, in my filthy mind anyway.

Vanessa hits them with the Nightmare Elixir, they make it partially through, but alas, Mograine never played Super Mario as a child so he fails dismally to the rotating death beams. Whitemane uses her bubble-rez on Mograine, and they continue on to kill the Foe Reaper. As Foe Reaper dies, he gushes oil all over Whitemane (see where I'm going with this?).

The dynamic duo make it back to the arena, where Vanessa stands next to her cardboard counterpart. Mograine charges at the Cardboard Assassin while Vanessa jumps nimbly away. Mograine lets fly with a mighty sword swing and cleaves the Assassin in twain, revealing that Vanessa has rigged the Assassin with explosives. Mograine is enveloped in a raging fireball, leaving Vanessa and Whitemane facing each other in the arena.

Vanessa sizes up her oiled opponent, then casts away her blades.

"My father trained me in the ancient art of oil wrestling, that is how I will defeat you"

Tirion's eyes widen in glee and amazement. Not believing his luck, he jumps to his feet.

"CHICK FIGHT!"

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