Breakfast Topic: Your personal guardian

Suddenly, a heal! A whirlwind! Frost shock; blades; holy light! Noobcakes opened his eyes to find the bugs dead at his feet, and his three loyal friends standing by, their faces solemn. Breathing a sigh of relief, Noobcakes thanked each in turn, and continued onward, secure in the knowledge that his faithful guardians had his back.
There are a number of quests scattered throughout the land that require you to free or otherwise recruit a small, temporary party of casters, warriors, and healers to your cause. If you've done any questing in early Borean Tundra, Howling Fjord, or Twilight Highlands, you're already familiar with this concept of NPC guardians: they are mini-versions of certain classes who follow you tirelessly and fight at your side. During the quests, they only last a short few minutes. But what if they persisted longer?
If you could have a permanent NPC guardian, what class would they be? What race? Which abilities would you want them to have? Would they be summoned or always with you? If you could custom-build an NPC friend/hireling, who would you create?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Swifteye Jun 23rd 2011 8:07AM
I'll take a pally... a sexy male belf pally... Hell, I'll take Tarenar Sunstrike from that first quest you do with him, only I'll teach him NOT to stand in the fire (or poison, or whatever). And how to hold threat. And how to toss me a heal when I need it.
Really, couldn't ask for anything better than a paladin... only class that can tank for you AND heal you (without having to break form... sorry droods; your tanking sucks when you have to leave Bear to heal). And they're sexy. Holy warriors, mmmmmm my yes.
Billlop Jun 23rd 2011 8:08AM
I'd have a little baby Treant by my side. Basically a restro druid in tree form constantly (mainly for looks).
This also begs the question. What if certain Vanity pets, wernt so vanity. What if they provided you with a buff or debuffed your enemies. We already have a pet that debuffs YOU, so it cant be that hard to implement.
cspenn Jun 23rd 2011 8:09AM
John J. Keeshan from Redridge, if only to have an NPC constantly yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" at my enemies as I quested.
Straz Jun 23rd 2011 8:45AM
Harrison Jones! I love the quest in Grizzly Hills where the objective is to let HIM escort YOU to safety.
Whiplashmtb Jun 23rd 2011 9:14AM
I totally agree. John J. Keeshan is epic. The whole Redridge questline is amazing. If you're one of the "Horde Only" players, you need to roll an alliance just to experience that chain.
I also think that Darius or Lorna Crowley would make good Guardians. I love their accents and general badassery.
Katherine Jun 23rd 2011 7:22PM
I always want to punch Harrison Jones in the face when he says that. I'm always, oh, I should have left you locked in there? You were doing fine on your own? Ok then.
Minos Jun 24th 2011 10:20PM
Since you got me thinking of quest NPCs, I'm going with Butcherbot. "VWHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHMNNGHHHGH"! "Hooray for meat! HIP HIP HOORAY!"
Revnah Jun 23rd 2011 8:11AM
I'd take Zuni. That is all.
Iirdan Jun 23rd 2011 2:17PM
I demand that a statue of Zuni be erected in Darkspear Hold. The end of the Troll starting chain was fittingly epic and gut-wrenchingly sad. Zuni must be immortalized.
Noyou Jun 23rd 2011 8:11AM
If they don't put them into the game as a playable race a pandaren would be cool. Someone who had my back with an occasional heal or brew depending on what I needed most. Maybe he could be the guardian for the Monk class. Yeah that seems pretty cool to me.
lawlz Jun 23rd 2011 9:19AM
A monk class!! buahahaha That would be awesome! Dev's should take note!
I can just see Monk vs Ragnaros :P tooo funny!
Andre Jun 23rd 2011 1:21PM
@lawlz
What's so funny about a monk class?
MusedMoose Jun 23rd 2011 8:12AM
My mage could really use a meat shield, preferably one with a long-suffering attitude from constantly having to get beat on by whatever she's trying to set on fire today. ^_^
cyclopsfar Jun 23rd 2011 11:33AM
Heh - you sound just like the fire mage in my guild
It's hard not to be all moody when you've spent most your existence slowly (and sometimes not so slowly) getting the life beaten out of you :P
Stonebeard Jun 24th 2011 12:28AM
Wheel of Time. Aes Sedai + Warder = Trolloc trashing win
Carci Jun 24th 2011 7:53AM
Mages CAN have a meatshield to deal with pest that they are trying to set on fire. All they have to do is go to the character creation screen and roll a WARLOCK. Problem solved.
Destro spec is basically that anyway. lol.
Roy Jun 23rd 2011 8:13AM
Probably a gnome, any class. That way, my undead rogue could cannibalize whenever she's low on health. Nomnomnom!
Ryan Jun 23rd 2011 11:28AM
Gnomgnomgnom...
Shroud Jun 23rd 2011 8:16AM
As a mage I would love an army of pygmies just cus they are comical compared to my draenai so an army of gnome warriors each carrying wooden swords and wearing voodoo masks
Zabrah Jun 23rd 2011 8:17AM
Resto Shammy is O.P. from most of my leveling experience, so that's my choice for a guardian.
Specifically, a Troll Shammy so he can do his crazy dances while healing me, and tell me to "stay away from da' voodoo".