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6-24-2011 @ 1:54AM
My forsaken warlock would very much like to trade in some demons. * Imp and succubus, you're safe for this round. However, there's a certain Shivarra who turned in a very impressive resume, so succubus, you're going to want to "up" your game here. But I'll never replace you, imp!* Voidwalker... I'm trading you in for a beholder (err, "floating eye" demon). * Felhound. [long pause, concerned shaking of head] Where do I even start? [longer, more awkward pause] Okay, you know what, just pack your stuff and go. Seriously, I'm not even replacing you. * Felguard, please give your keys to the Wrathguard on your way out. * [checks roster, picks up phone] Is that swift red wyvern still here? Seriously, get someone to clean out its desk. We've got a terrorfiend coming in this afternoon. Yeah, he's the new guy. He's on contract to fly me around. Yeah, wherever I want to go. [checks roster again] Oh, and imp? You're fired, get someone to clean out your desk. [laughs] Yeah, just kidding! I'll never replace you!
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