Phat Loot Phriday: Reforged Heartless

"The thing about addicts," Lolegolas said in a slow, conversational tone, "is that once you've overcome your dependence on the substance ... you're left with a hole."
He stood up and moved closer to the fire to sit next to the Tauren. "The addiction never goes away. You're always aware of it. It's like the buzzing of wasps in the distance. It's always in the corner of your mind. You always want to sate it. The only real difference is that you now have the strength to control that longing. But controlling it hurts. That's life with addiction."
"Tell me, then," the hunter said quietly to the bound warrior. "If you think a sore tooth makes a bear cranky and mean ... what do you think that kind of constant frustration does to one of the Sin'dorei?"
Lolegolas grit his teeth tightly. "I found a man ... an orc ... who helped me with that pain. Your politics took him away, and now I believe your people might kill him. Let's you and I discuss how we're going to keep that from happening."
Reforged Heartless
Type: One-Hand Sword
Damage: 795 - 1478,
(437.2 damage per second)
Speed: 2.60
Speed: 2.60
Strength: 138
Stamina: 207
Equip: Increases your critical strike rating by 85 (0.47% @ L85).
Equip: Increases your haste rating by 96 (0.75% @ L85).
How to get it: Attack and tie up a Grimtotem so that you can loot it. Or, more commonly, kill Hex Lord Malacross.
How to get rid of it: Sell it for 32 gold, 30 silver, and 33 copper. It can also be turned into a Maelstrom Crystal.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Peebers Jun 24th 2011 3:09PM
ish gettin real!
ladygamertn Jun 24th 2011 3:09PM
*swoon* oh, Lolegolas... how manly you sound...
Andrew Jun 25th 2011 3:24AM
Hmm, interesting. So now we really know how Lolegolas feels for Throgg, might we soon get an article analyzing the relationship from Throgg's angle? Also, just wondering, but when you started out with this pair, did you as the author plan in advance where you were going to take them down the road?
LynMars Jun 24th 2011 3:09PM
Oh Man. Lolegolas is getting serious!
Also, that is a pretty nifty sword.
totemdeath Jun 24th 2011 3:20PM
Being a recovering alcoholic, you have actually described what addiction is like. I applaud you, sir
Vael Jun 24th 2011 3:39PM
I applaud you for overcoming your addiction, Totem!
RetPallyJil Jun 24th 2011 4:55PM
Your strength of will inspires us all :)
anuillae Jun 24th 2011 5:00PM
I applaud you for applauding the applauding applauded, Vael.
Oteo Jun 24th 2011 3:32PM
Is he addicted to love?
Maribel Jun 24th 2011 4:49PM
Oh dammit now I've got that Robert Palmer song stuck in my head.
Love is his methadone treatment? Or nicotine gum?
RetPallyJil Jun 24th 2011 3:43PM
/Looks sadly at the empty can of Coke on her desk - her daily ration.
I know your pain, Lolegolas ... I know your pain ...
Namus Jun 24th 2011 5:13PM
oh god... my only weakness... *runs to the store for more coke
RetPallyJil Jun 24th 2011 6:54PM
/cry
/hug
Krsnik Jun 24th 2011 4:13PM
This is an awesome looking weapon that I'd love to get on my Worgen Frost DK but I'm not too sure if the crit on it would really be useful. Any thoughts?
Amanda A. Jun 24th 2011 4:28PM
Crit rating is... sort of mediocre for frost DKs, given how often we get free crits from Killing Machine. And, in 4.2, KM procs off offhand hits, which means it'll be up a lot more. On the other hand, haste is awesome, you can reforge the crit, and (perhaps most importantly) it -looks- like a frost weapon. If you can get a pair you'll be very stylish.
I'll be keeping my Gurubashi Punishers, myself-- they're common enough drops-- but that sword isn't at all bad.
Krsnik Jun 24th 2011 4:35PM
Thanks for your input Amanda. I know the Punishers are prefered but like you said, this is a very stylish sword. I've already got the Zulian Slicer so I'm thinking of using these two for the time being.
Tfish92 Jun 25th 2011 10:42PM
I've been wanting to get a pair of these on my dk ever since the dungeons were released.
I haven't seen a single one drop on any of my characters.
Haimdall Jun 24th 2011 5:08PM
Best article on WoW insider? y/y
Thomas Higgins Jun 24th 2011 6:13PM
Wow, again with a brilliant wee snippet of the story. Lolegolas sounds really threatening there. Brr.
Nice sword too. May try and get one for my Rogue's Combat spec. Which is probably as folks will tell me a bad idea, 8-)
Natsumi Jun 24th 2011 8:46PM
What a bad cow, Haste isn't for Warriors, it's for DKs. Bad cow! /slap