No one could ... what? This'll be eating at me all day I just know it.

No one could what?!? Come back and tell us!!!

100g says it's "Nobody could use the axe"!

Place your bets people!

That's what it was! Thank you. It ended up getting sold for 50k after a brief disagreement over mainspec vs. offspec and a ragequit.

We did a guild trash run there last night. Didn't get any drops and only got up to two bars but considering most of the group was undergeared we felt we did well and want to keep running them to gear up. We put repairs on the guildbank and allowed ourselves to die a few times while figuring out the fights.
Molten Lord came first, we just tanked and spanked him - noooo problem at all. Got my dragonwrath quest right after.
Got the fire nagas after, struggled at first till we figured out which ones were the healers and started using interrupts and CC on them - took them down fast after that.
Tried the first turtle pack next - this took a while, in the end we killed mommy, then went back and killed baby after the wipe, then did the same to daddy... hey it worked.
On the scorpions we just did dungeon style AoE nuking - I put my CoEL on the giant and then blasted the rest with soulburned SoC for example - worked fine, got a pack of scorps down first time with no wipes.

Didn't go much faster though since we started very late and the time on the turtle pack and nagas had meant it was 1am by then.