Two Bosses Enter: Ozruk wins Cataclysm Season 1

Within the tournament administration pavilion, Vanessa delicately turned the pages of the ponderous Tome of Champions, which sat upon a stone pedestal engraved with the righteous fist of the Silver Hand. It was the record book of all who have won and lost in sanctioned gladiatorial battle in Azerothian history, though Vanessa did not know the difference between sanctioned and unsanctioned or who even sanctioned it to begin with.
After many patient moments, she reached the record of the most recent gladiatorial season. The brackets were an unholy mess, largely thanks to her interference, with countless matchups hastily crossed out and refilled with her name or that of those in her employ in place of the original combatants. A glorious, sneaky campaign to be sure, but it wasn't enough: Ozruk's name had gone into the records as the winner of the season despite her efforts. She sneered and turned the page again.
A pleased gasp escaped Vanessa's lips. The brackets for the next season were blank! Not a single person had registered yet! She quickly slipped a fountain pen from her tunic and set it to paper.
She only managed to get down a single name before Tirion Fordring stormed up behind her. "Vanessa! What do you think you're doing, girl!? Get away from that! I will not let you continue to make a mockery of this tournament!"
Vanessa feigned innocence. There was no need for smoke and mirrors or charismatic posturing between the two of them. Nobody was watching, and Tirion himself was an old man with a soft heart. Playing the role of a child would win him to her side again, surely. "I paid the registration fee. What's wrong? I don't understand."
"The way you're taking this tournament," Tirion jabbed a finger at her accusingly, "we may as well have a legion of greasy men in their underwear hitting each other with tables, ladders and chairs all day long."
"That," the rogue considered, "actually sounds quite entertaining."
"... It does, doesn't it?" Tirion stroked his beard, slipping into thought. He started again in a fit, "No! No. Absolutely not. We're doing things differently this season because of you. No signups, no registration. The audience will decide who makes it into the next tournament."
Tirion held a small, leatherbound booklet marked Dungeon Journal in the air. "We've sent one of these combatant catalogs to every single home on Azeroth. Everybody who wishes can vote for the participation of one combatant of their choosing listed in the first half of this catalog. Except for Ozruk. I crossed him out. We don't have the gold to keep repairing the arena floor every time he does battle."
"You're making a terrible mistake," Vanessa pleaded sweetly. "I just finished registering the Warchief of the Horde for next season! Think how angry he'll be if you throw him out now. And the audience! Think of them!"
Tirion looked skeptical. "You convinced Garrosh Hellscream to enter the tournament, with you as his manager? He's never taken the games seriously before."
"Well, not Garrosh, no." Vanessa rubbed her toe in the oversized tent's hard-packed dirt floor.
"Thrall, then? That's even more impressive." Tirion lowered his gravelly voice to a whisper. "I heard he weeps and says he's sorry every time he swings the Doomhammer."
"No, not Thrall. A man named Abesik Kampfire." The assassin appeared sincere, but Tirion knew it was meaningless from a master of deception. "He's from the Log'fire Clan. Popular vote made him Warchief last year."
"Vanessa?"
"Yes, Lord Fordring?"
Tirion reached past the rogue and tore the page from the tome. "Get out."

Ozruk was our first combatant in this season of Two Bosses Enter, paired up against Asaad in a battle of earth versus wind. From the very first moment Ozruk stepped into the ring, readers began to speculate that he would make a clean sweep of the tournament. He most certainly did do that. Asaad was crushed in round 1, Lord Godfrey was battered in round 2, and Eregos was grounded in the semifinals. Ozruk was unstoppable.
Vanessa VanCleef, unsure of her ability to survive a drawn-out tournament on her own, illegally entered the Cardboard Assassin, an inanimate combatant, into the tournament. She feigned defeat at its hands and plotted to return to the tournament in a later round -- which she did, against Sally Mograine and Renault Mograine. Fighting alongside the Cardboard Assassin, Vanessa knocked the Crusaders out of the tournament, but not before stealing Sally's chapeau.
After the battle, Vanessa conspired against the corrugated nightmare, eliminating him from the tournament as well as taking his position in the finals as her own. Unfortunately, no amount of plotting could put her over the top against Ozruk. With 43% of the popular vote, Vanessa fared quite a bit better than all of Ozruk's other opponents, but it still wasn't enough.
| Ozruk | |
|---|---|
| Vanessa VanCleef |
Ozruk, now donning Whitemane's hat, will sit out of Cataclysm season 2 of Two Bosses Enter, leaving room for another champion to step up.
Enough fluff -- what the heck is going on?
You're picking which of the Cataclysm 5-man dungeon bosses get into the next season of Two Bosses Enter. Hit the comments below and post which boss you would like to see in the tournament. Ozruk is taking a traditional bye in season 2, so we can mix things up a bit. I will take the most popular choices, mix them together, and build a random bracket for the next season. If everybody ends up picking the same handful of bosses and we don't have enough to fill the brackets, I will turn to the WoW Insider staff to fill the other slots.
See you next week, when the action begins anew!
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 6)
kaosgrace Jul 4th 2011 10:23PM
Jin'Do the Pugbreaker, for sure.
Rhu Jul 4th 2011 10:34PM
Jaraxxus! Because only his song is better than Ozruk. And a gnome will be kicked.
Legion represent!
squig_masta Jul 4th 2011 10:38PM
Temple Guardian Anhuur would be an interesting one, depending on who he got put against. If he was put up against someone like Zanzil or Walden they might figure out what to do before they get rolled over by the song, but I don't think your average brute would.
Keeping with in the HoR theme, Isiset would be an exciting contender, especially against someone with alot of minions like General Umbriss or Lady Naz'jar.
And finally I'd like to re enter the names of everyone who got 'beaten' by the Cardboard Assasin in this round, especially Baron Ashbury. Not because I paticularly like him, just because unlike the other 2 who at least got very close to the end thanks to worse retconning then the Sargeras/Draenei fiasco, the poor Baron was tossed aside and left for dead...er...
7Seti Jul 4th 2011 10:53PM
Corborus gets my vote
Ballmung Jul 4th 2011 10:59PM
Troll the trolled season 2 with trolling trolls. Troll.
S.O. Jul 4th 2011 11:00PM
Really? Huh, I didn't follow the last series as much I have previously, I'll admit..
Also I thought he'd beat Throngus. To the archives I ago.
S.O. Jul 4th 2011 11:02PM
Really? Huh, I didn't follow the last series as much I have previously, I'll admit..
Also I thought he'd beat Throngus. To the archives I ago.
Leah Jul 4th 2011 11:13PM
Definitively needs some Daakara up in here. Those forms could do some major damage.
Fletcher Jul 4th 2011 11:47PM
Ehh ... I dislike Daakara. He's not fit to lick the bootless feet of mighty Zul'jin.
shadowhowl1900 Jul 4th 2011 11:16PM
lynx boss in ZA...forgot that guys name
Fletcher Jul 4th 2011 11:26PM
Halazzi
Fletcher Jul 4th 2011 11:46PM
Going through the Dungeon Journal, these are the bosses I'd like to see (I've been careful to choose ones who haven't appeared in 2BE before);
- Cookie (probably a pushover, but I think his fight is fun and would probably be fun in 2BE)
- General Husam (an interesting fight that might pose difficulties to other combatants)
- Mindbender Ghur'sha (another interesting fight from an oft-neglected boss ... it'd probably be broken if Ghur'sha could Enslave his opposition though).
- Hex-Lord Malacrass (the ability to steal powers from his opponents would make for an interesting fight - although which powers he steals would be a heated discussion!)
- High Priest Venoxis (I hate this guy. You hate this guy. Let's make the other combatants hate this guy!)
- High Priestess Kilnara (she has a neat suite of abilities)
Fletcher Jul 4th 2011 11:48PM
Oh! Commander Springvale too.
GhostWhoWalks Jul 5th 2011 12:35AM
My vote is definitely for Venoxis. Let's see if the other Cata bosses know how to do the Heigan Dance 2.0...
trefpoid Jul 5th 2011 12:42AM
Isiset! Bask in my radiance~~ (people are still blinded by her awesomeness to this day)
Leethax Jul 5th 2011 1:22AM
I want to see... Jin'do and Beauty.
Smashogre Jul 5th 2011 1:30AM
All this talk about the leaders has me thinking, forget 5 man bosses, I want the race leaders in the ring!
Just think. Baine gets a shot a revenge against Helscream. Tyranade and Sylvanus in a sniper fight! Muridin vs. Moria!
Or better yet, have the leaders face down their arch foes in the first round. The Mekkatorque/Thermaplugg fight we always wanted! Vul'jin facing a gauntlet of the ZG bosses! Baine's beatdown of Magtha! Varian vs. Ony! The leaders must beat the arch foe to make it into the next round.
So pick the best 8 leaders(thus avoiding having the no named leader of the blood elves involved), find their arch foes, and thus 16 combatants
Necrosaro Jul 5th 2011 2:00AM
Let's go with the giant squid boss at the end of Throne of Tides, minus Neptulon's interference.
Vlad4ever Jul 5th 2011 2:45AM
I vote for Drakararararara (Final boss of ZA) yea him, with the hard name.
Naryn Jul 5th 2011 3:39AM
An old school shout out to Mr Smite. I miss him every time I run Dead mines.
Corla, Herald of Twilight.
Corborus