Phat Loot Phriday: Symbiotic Worm

"Throgg would not approve," the druid said somberly. The Gilnean's tone was clear, though. He didn't think that disapproval meant Lolegolas should stop. "How long before the catalyst starts working?"
The blood elf stared into the bowl thoughtfully. "Seconds. Minutes at the most. It doesn't take long. The addiction doesn't go away for a reason. It's very fast, very strong. Once this passes my lips, my body will remember the magic. With this much infusion, you'll easily see me from down there." Lolegolas set the bowl down. "He will be very unhappy with me for this."
"He will see you through it, again." The druid walked to the edge of the overlook. Three Grimtotem were unconscious and securely bound well away from the action. "I'm going now. I'll be in position within a few minutes."
Throgg knelt amid the crowd of Grimtotem below. His hands were chained to a large, wooden brace draped across his shoulders. One woman stood near him; she was clearly the leader of the tribe.
"You know why you're here," the tauren shaman said. Her face was dour, although Throgg had trouble reading her expressions. For better or for worse, she had a cow's face, which didn't lend itself to nuanced visual queues. "And you will die for your attack on the Grimtotem."
Throgg shift in his restraints. "The difference between you and me is that I will die with honor."
"You have no idea, orc," the woman said, "how tired I am of hearing about 'honor' and 'glory.' They're meaningless words in the face of the elements. Even Thrall knew that."
Throgg grunted and bowed his head. Who bothered arguing with steak?
"By lightning, then," the shaman said.
The energy came to the tauren's fingertips. It built quickly, sparking in the midnight air. And then, just as suddenly, the electricity disappeared. Throgg looked up, confused. It felt as if all the air had been sucked out of the camp, even if just for a second.
On the hill, a pair of green eyes burned brightly. The Arcane Torrent finished its job, sucking the energy from the camp for a moment, forestalling the execution. And supercharging the elf. His eyes blazed with enough energy to light up the camp; the moonlit had been replaced with the green glow of magic.
"Allons-y," Lolegolas said quietly.
The Gilnean leapt from stealth even as Lolegolas started firing. Arrows rained down from the precipice like a swarm. The missiles became like angry, biting locusts mowing down the crop of tauren. The druid felt very much as if he was fighting in the shade.
- Type: Trinket
- Stamina: 482
- Equip: Melee attacks that reduce you below 35% health cause you to gain 963 mastery rating for 10 seconds. Cannot occur more than once every 30 seconds.
How to get rid of it: The worm sells for 8 gold, 5 silver, and 7 copper. It also breaks into a Maelstrom Crystal.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Oreo Jul 15th 2011 6:04PM
Allons-y Alanso
RuzGofDI Jul 15th 2011 7:21PM
The Doctor's a Belf now. Belfs are cool.
Vitos Jul 15th 2011 8:48PM
I was gonna ask when Lollegolas got a MD.
Delerowen Jul 15th 2011 6:06PM
This keeps getting better and better!!!!
Peebers Jul 15th 2011 6:42PM
Chills bro! That was awesome!!!
maniraptor Jul 15th 2011 6:23PM
Sang et tonnerre!
Ullaana Jul 15th 2011 6:22PM
Garrosh and Wrynn,
Look at this, Horde and Alliance working together. Get a clue you jerks.
For Throgg, Lolegolas, and Not Spot!
shakey Jul 15th 2011 6:24PM
"Who bothered arguing with steak?"
ROFLMOA!
MusedMoose Jul 15th 2011 9:25PM
Seconded; a great line in a series with tons of great lines. Can't wait to read next week to see how this turns out.
thegatherer Jul 15th 2011 6:27PM
Who knew Belfs were French?
Blagaah Jul 16th 2011 10:19AM
It's a reference to a Galifreyan battle cry, sci-fi noob.
thegatherer Jul 16th 2011 11:49PM
Well. Excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!
Plainswander Jul 15th 2011 6:39PM
fuuuuuuuuuu....
Talk about Cavalry of Pure Awesome
This plotline is making me sad we can't team up crossfaction.....
Ullaana Jul 15th 2011 6:57PM
I agree 100%. I want to help smack Magatha in the head with a really big mace(or sword or axe) and be allowed as an Alliance player to present it to Baine.
Maribel Jul 15th 2011 6:43PM
Eeeeeeeee!
At first I thought Throgg wouldn't approve because Lolegolas is mashing up a tanking trinket, but yeah, falling off the wagon is more important.
RetPallyJil Jul 15th 2011 6:54PM
Attaboy, Goldie! Take one for the team!
Cadychan Jul 15th 2011 6:57PM
Oops, I think you have the wrong swipe. :x
Schadow Jul 15th 2011 7:05PM
RP aside, be careful with the Worm. If you are a Paladin tank favouring mastery, you should be gearing for full-time block cap. If so, the mastery proc doesn't do a whole lot of good. You are better off with the on-use dodge from the Vial of Stolen Memories (V&T in BoT).
Glaras Jul 15th 2011 7:17PM
"Fight in the shade." One of the most awesome "in-yer-face" taunts of all time, and best of all --
It was really spoken, by a real Spartan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dienekes
Glaras Jul 15th 2011 7:22PM
"Allons-y" is good, too, for its own meaning as well as the reference to the good Doctor.