The Queue: Wizardly wisdom

In honor of the last Harry Potter movie, I impart to you this wisdom from its greatest wizard.
mbutler532011 asked:
Who is Knog and why is his bow so bad?
http://www.wowhead.com/item=62068/knogs-bow-of-ineptitude
Knog is "Gonk" backwards, and Gonk is a hunter well known on sites like Something Awful and Elitist Jerks. He really hates druids. Other SA folks also had their names emblazoned on terrible gear this expansion, like forum moderator and priest player Robble, with his wobbly staff.
Reanne asked:
what if Leyara didn't only injure Hammul but she also did something to him that made him become a Druid of the Flame?
Becoming a Druid of the Flame is something you choose. In other words, you're not on the right track, baby; you weren't born this way.
Scott asked:
Any enlightenment you can provide on the scaling of Guild Reputation?
My level 30 toon is only getting 1-2 rep per daily, while my 85 toons get up to 81 (with the rep tabard). Does the guild rep gain scale over levels, or is it just a max-level thing?
The reason you get so little guild rep at low level is because you get so little experience! I believe the formula for guild rep gain is simply 1% of whatever experience you gain from a quest, or thereabouts.
Ninjivitis asked:
Does anyone else think that Garrosh might have known that his weapon was poisoned? How could he have possibly expected to win against Cairne in a fair fight? Cairne was a seasoned and might warrior; Garrosh is a little boy who sat around doing nothing but pity himself until Wrath and probably had little to no experience fighting anyone.
Nah, Garrosh was legitimately upset that his weapon was poisoned when he found out -- not necessarily because Cairne had died, but because it wasn't a fair fight like he thought it was. There was no deception on Garrosh's part.
Tom asked:
Are there any animation differences between Titan's Grip and Single-Minded Fury?
Nope, they both use the same one-handed attack animations.
mik3st3r asked:
I have been looking through the WoW files on my computer, and found that I still have all the information from previous patches, such as all the WotLK patches. The big ones are as large as 3 GB, such as 3.3. I am wondering if I can delete these files, since we are now in 4.2, or if I have to leave them on my computer. Because of this, my WoW folder has gotten to around 30 GB of space.
It's safe to delete old patch files. The ones you can delete generally have that blue swirly icon.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
Kerbie Jul 16th 2011 12:03PM
didn't Yoda actually say that quote?
Ganatola Jul 16th 2011 12:27PM
I'll put this meme in a form everyone can understand.
Imagine a picture of Fox Van Allen, with a caption of "I love me some boomkin in the morning," signed by Michael Sacco.
Got it?
Fletcher Jul 16th 2011 1:01PM
Is it wrong that now I want to *see* that image? As tomorrow's Queue header?
Hob Jul 16th 2011 1:39PM
No no, you're thinking of when Yoda attacks Voldemort, screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Revynn Jul 16th 2011 1:49PM
I am a Star Wars, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings fan.
That picture sends me into a blind rage.
Brouck Jul 16th 2011 2:10PM
Everyone knows that picture was the original poster for Frodo Potter Two: Revenge of the Sith Nerds
Shyster Jul 16th 2011 2:26PM
*Takes a deep breath* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Angered fist shaking*
kaminari Jul 16th 2011 2:52PM
@ revyn:
mission accomplished?
did you expected something else from wizardtroll.jpg?
Fox Van Allen Jul 16th 2011 2:57PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2011/07/byrequest.jpg
Fletcher Jul 16th 2011 5:15PM
Thank you, Fox. I just laughed so hard I ended up having a coughing fit.
It's even more amusing if you imagine that that's boomkin meat on the fork. Boomkin: the other breakfast meat!
Cyno01 Jul 16th 2011 6:04PM
Some other good ones to nerdrage about.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/088/781/nerd-rage.jpg?1292722533
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/127/736/roads1.JPG?1306555444
AudreyR Jul 16th 2011 8:09PM
Odd, I'm a fan of all three and it cracked me up when I first saw it.
Nathanyel Jul 17th 2011 5:01AM
Mashup of several fantasy/SF stories - it's like a Manga!
Magicslime Jul 17th 2011 11:02AM
ARGH!!!!!! PAIN, HORRIBLE PAIN. This is the most awful image I've ever seen.
Reklisc Jul 17th 2011 11:52AM
@Cyno01
Does that Doctor Who one really work, though? I feel very certain that the Doc DID say that this last season...
I only figure that because otherwise, I have no freakin' clue where that quote comes from.
Also, it bums me out that the best one I can come up with is: "It's me - Bender!" -Flexo (image of Hedonismbot)
It saddens me so.
Kaphik Jul 16th 2011 12:06PM
WOW...a quote from Yoda attributed to Dumbledore with a picture of Gandalf. Either there is some irony I am missing, or someone is abusing some sort of illicit substance here.
Fletcher Jul 16th 2011 12:24PM
Sacco uses Wizardtroll.jpg!
It's super effective!
I'm laughing IRL at how annoyed it's making me. "Gnaaaargh the wrongness!" "No, no, mustn't fall for the troll ..." "Graaagh Gandalf!" "No, no, stay cool ..." "But Yoda! ! !" "Troll is the mind killer ..." "Wharglblargl Dumbledore grargl!" "No, no, I mustn't ..."
I can't stop thinking about it. It's like a perfect marble monument ... of trollface.jpg.
Congratulations, Sacco. You have successfully broken my mind.
Sumanai Jul 16th 2011 12:26PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-quotes
Islanders2012 Jul 16th 2011 12:47PM
Who are you people that up voted this idiot? Do you all live under a rock? This meme and image is old as hell; look at the file name FFS. Do you not know how to use TinEye? It's rage inducing to think that you are the people I'm playing this game with.
Arrohon Jul 16th 2011 12:53PM
You're getting angry over what people think about an image? What they think doesn't affect you so just ignore them. You need to calm down.