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7-22-2011 @ 6:03PM
My starting rotation goes a little something like this:1. Open with Avenger's Shield while shouting "Shield Slash!" in my best Captain America from MvC3 voice.2. Follow up with Crusader Strike, while mimicking Herod's "Blades of Light!" battle cry.3. Forget that I was tanking, and look through my non-combat pets for something that fits the mood and graphical style of the instance.4. Completely fail to maintain any aggro and wipe.5. Blame the healer.6. Get slapped by my wife, who is more often then not playing the role of healer.7. Blame the DPS.8. Get yelled at by the DPS for being a "Noobmunch", whatever that is.9. Start screaming into my headset (which is, of course, not plugged in) about all the "Uncalled for Tankadin hate" and how I had to "Go Holy for 3 months straight back in Classic WoW just to get into Molton Core raids" which earns me my right to play however I want.10. Rage Quit.Works every time!What were we talking about again?
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