I've written over 2,000 character insulting balance druids, so I think that your point is a little bit moot. Also, this article wasn't even 2,000 character long, in fact, I had trouble reaching the 1,000 character deadline in order to actually publish it because I frankly don't have that much to say.

Would I have liked to do a solid, normal piece for AB? Sure. Could I have done one that is equally on par, if not frankly better, than Mr. Belt? You bet. I'm a master of classes, Joe-bear, and I don't say that just to be my standard egotistical self. However, that simply isn't what I wanted to do. I wanted to have my fun, I wanted to do my own enjoyable, amusing post, and this does it.

Is it harsh? Is it mean? Borderline offensive? Absolutely, because that's who I am. What you and virtually half the commenters here fail to grasp is that this was the exact reaction that I knew that I would get. People are upset, put-off, annoyed, angry, and every other emotion inbetween by what I wrote. Good! That, to me, is the amusing part of writing is. The article itself? Worthless, means nothing, won't get much of a chuckle, what provides the entertainment is seeing how people react to it, and you're providing gold.

Callous, perhaps, yet that's my humor style. Other people do slap-stick, so have great one-line zingers, while yet still some push that line of being offensive so very well. I do not consider myself a great comedian, but this, to me, is way funny. You merely feed the joy.

Love, joy, and all that. You readers are great, but just because I like you doesn't mean I won't have my fun at your expense. Ask Fox about that one.