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7-24-2011 @ 12:10PM
Maybe Knaak can have Rhonin travel back in time and build an entire new continent using his bare hands. Then some High Elves can land there (mysteriously, all of them are female and hot!) and he can marry each of them in turn. Fast-forward to the present day, where there will be a new landmass full of nothing but half-elven super-wizards who are pathologically incapable of referring to each other's eyes as anything but "orbs."
7-24-2011 @ 12:38PM
My brain, scarred!
7-24-2011 @ 12:52PM
You also forgot that everything on the island that is larger than a breadbox will be referred to as a "behemoth" or a "leviathan", and that it will be "all they could do" to perform mundane tasks like handing out quests.
7-24-2011 @ 1:33PM
You also forgot that anything red on the island will be referred to as "fiery."
7-24-2011 @ 1:59PM
You also forgot the dragons... Richard never forgets the dragon!
7-24-2011 @ 2:07PM
So a super-sized fel orc would have "fiery, leviathan orbs"?
7-24-2011 @ 3:32PM
Their faction will be another secret sect of the Kirin Tor called the "Violet Orb".
7-24-2011 @ 3:40PM
There will have to be a law, making the word "face" illegal. If you don't say "visage" you will be arrested.
7-24-2011 @ 4:22PM
Maybe at some point Illidan's brother can make an appearance?
7-24-2011 @ 4:44PM
You know how Columbus discovering America was a RL retcon. No wait.... it was always there but no one had been there to discover it. Maybe there could another undiscovered landmass on Azeroth? You know, maybe on that side of the world we've never been to? If Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor were the the east and west of Azeroth don't you think it would make sense for there to be a harbor on the east of Eastern Kingdoms instead of having to take a boat that requires you to go around Kalimdor? Brann is running out of places to explore....
7-24-2011 @ 5:41PM
Damn, 2nd reply fail today!
7-24-2011 @ 7:01PM
" it was always there but no one had been there to discover it."" a whole country all to ourselves....theres nobody here!""excuse me......theres nobody here!....theres.......who the fuck are these guys???""whats this please?? No we dont want any of your food, just put some fucking clothes on!"-Eddie Izzard. ;)
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