The Queue: Mushrooms are pretty gross

Just look at those things! Barforama. Unless they're on my pizza. Then they're amazing.
Phranklin asked:
You posted about that fairy ring in Tirisfal last week ... at least people were calling it a fairy ring. What IS a fairy ring? Is it something that was in Warcraft before?
A fairy ring is a piece of real-life folklore based on a naturally occurring phenomenon here on Earth. A fairy ring is a perfectly circular ring of mushrooms. The prevailing theory is that fairy rings begin as a single mushroom, but its spores are distributed in such a way that the originating mushroom's spawn begin growing in a perfect ring-like formation around it. The center mushroom dies off, but the ring around it remains connected via an underground network of stringy threads of mycelia sucking up sweet, sweet nutriments.
It's not particularly common for things to grow in perfectly circular formations in nature. The stems of plants are round and tube-like, but they don't grow in circles. Plant life is usually patchy and, to our eyes, a bit random. So when people found these perfect rings of mushrooms, it was extremely odd. Like all odd things back in the day, humans wrote stories about it either to explain the phenomenon of why these things look like they've been placed by hand or just come up with some cool story to attach to it. The reason these mushroom formations are called fairy rings is because ... that was the myth, that it was a gateway into our world for fairies or elves, or a path into an elfin kingdom. Another version of the story says it's a witching circle for witches to witch about in.
If you waited by these fairy rings, it was said that you might have a chance to catch an elf or a fairy and take them for your own. Of course ... fairies and elves in old school folklore were not the pretty, shiny, friendly things we have today. They were all rat bastards. If you were caught meddling with a fairy ring, chances you would catch an elf were low. It was much more likely that they would catch and abduct you (or alternatively, curse you). If you were a farmer, your crops and livestock would die. If you were a woman, you would be struck barren (if the fairies didn't take you as their wife themselves.) If you were a sailor, your ship would rot at sea and the ocean would devour your crew.
So no, World of Warcraft didn't create the fairy ring. WoW is just embracing that little piece of fairy lore.
spac3rat asked:
Do you have any idea about where the huge totem in the center of Thunder Bluff came from?
The same place all of the other totems came from, I imagine. They built it. The one in Thunder Bluff just took more trees to make.
Nessy asked:
Some guy on my server is collecting lava rubies. He's buying them for 6g each and it's really getting the people of trade chat worked up, because nobody knows why he wants them. Some have said there's a new legendary or craftables coming soon, or that there's a bugged vendor that buys then for significantly more somewhere. Anyone have any ideas?
It sounds like either a.) he likes to collect weird things, or b.) he's trolling your entire server and succeeding. If you're on the European Quel'Thalas realm, some dude named Arkenstone describes himself as a "master troll" over in the Lava Ruby comments on Wowhead.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 7)
Mackgyver Jul 25th 2011 11:06AM
I'm gonna guess it's some annoying kid "Who's dad works for Blizzard and gave him inside info" that is buying all the lava rubies.
You all know the kid I'm talking about
caliswansong Jul 25th 2011 11:32AM
Hey! I know that kid!
Mackgyver Jul 25th 2011 11:36AM
Yea, his dad was the kid who's dad worked for Nintendo and told him about all the secret cheats in Mario 64
khatre Jul 25th 2011 6:21PM
Was he the one who knew the REAL way to save Aeris in FF7?
Philster043 Jul 25th 2011 11:06AM
My girlfriend and I went over to Tirisfal three days ago and just as we got there, one of the faery dragons appeared. We waited about a hour (or so) for all eight to appear, and then watched the show. It was pretty outstanding.
While we were waiting, we duelled too. She always seemed to get the better of me because she had an uncanny ability to dodge and weave through the mushrooms where I couldn't get TO her. (And I was the cat!)
Shuckles Jul 25th 2011 11:10AM
I really enjoy finding those Lava Rubies. For some reason, most of the mobs I've encountered in the Molten Front seem to be stingy with currency dropping, so I usually get anywhere from 10 copper to 11 silver at a time. Sadly, more often than not I find myself along that lower end of around 10 copper. The Lava Rubies definitely make up for the complete lack of gold I otherwise get. =)
MattKrotzer Jul 25th 2011 11:25AM
Considering that most of the mobs don't even require you to hit them more than once for kill credit, I consider Lava Rubies to be a pretty nice reward for doing nothing.
Heck, if I find a nice cluster of mobs fighting the NPCs, I'll charge in, Thunderclap, pop Shield Wall and just stand there until everything's been burned down by the NPCs. I've gotten most of the quests done in like 2-3 pulls that way.
The only problematic thing I've run into is the achievement for killing one of the big salamander guys while he has captured a party member. Mostly because I don't run the quests in a party, nor do I carry any of the trinkets that would give me an extra NPC. Going to have to do some begging in guild to get this one wrapped up, I think.
h3lladvocate Jul 25th 2011 11:37AM
@MattKrotzer I farmed Scholo just for the trinket that gives you the cleaning butlers or w/e, just for that reason. Ended up getting the achievement yesterday =)
Shuckles Jul 25th 2011 12:05PM
"Considering that most of the mobs don't even require you to hit them more than once for kill credit..."
I've been known to run in on my shadow priest and dot up a few targets before fading to let the NPCs mow them down. But I'm notorious for going back after reviving my 8 Hyjal Defenders to collect all that crap, too. It's easy gold, in my book.
"The only problematic thing I've run into is the achievement for killing one of the big salamander guys while he has captured a party member."
This one was kind of funny to me. I had opened up my shadowfiend on him purely for mana purposes but the flamewalker ended up picking it up while I finished it off. It was purely by accident that I got it, but it was all made up to me rather quickly when I tried to get those damn hunters. >=|
pinteresque Jul 25th 2011 12:14PM
@Matt:
You count as a party member even if you're alone, it doesn't have to be somebody else, and you can attack him while you're picked up. Just make sure he's at relatively low health when he goes to pick you up, then either DoT him up or hit him with AoEs until he dies. Easy-peasy.
Cephas Jul 26th 2011 12:58AM
@pinteresque
That has not been the case for me. I have killed at least two of them while they were holding me and did not receive achievement credit.
Chokaa Jul 25th 2011 11:11AM
Suhgestion for teh queue:
Since we all (pretty much) know and love Firefly, I offer up Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog for future queue header videos/stills. Nathan Fillion as Cpt Hammer = win!
MattKrotzer Jul 25th 2011 11:26AM
I love in the Halloween episode of Castle (Season 2) when he comes out dressed as Mal. His daughter looks up at him and asks, "Didn't you wear that like 5 years ago? You should move on."
My wife and I nearly fell off the couch from laughing so hard.
Dreyja Jul 25th 2011 2:23PM
AMEN to this. May I offer up Nathan Fillion as the Nerd-Girl eye-candy we were begging for. George Clooney has zero nerd-cred. Nathan Fillion is dripping with it.
I DEMAND FILLION glam-shots! :D ;-3
AudreyR Jul 25th 2011 4:37PM
This Nerd-Girl is happy with Felicia Day as eye-candy.
Noselacri Jul 25th 2011 8:14PM
What is wrong with you?
NPH. NPH. NPH. OH DEAR GOD NPH.
cloudhopper013 Jul 25th 2011 9:08PM
Neil Patrick Harris makes everything more interesting.
Daffy Jul 25th 2011 11:13AM
I've noticed recently, that you can cast on PVP flagged person e.g. 'Power Word:Fortitude'
and even 'Power Word:Shield' without flagging yourself. I can undestand that buffing won't flag you, but PW:Shield?
Nathanyel Jul 25th 2011 11:51AM
Actually, all casts on a friendly target that is flagged should flag you as well (even something such as Slow Fall) so it's likely a bug, yes.
shaydwyrm Jul 25th 2011 3:18PM
I would guess it's an unexpected side-effect of the change to buffs that cause them to no longer generate threat