The Queue: At the end, I make a really bad pun

Hey readers, fair warning: At the end of The Queue today, I make a really bad pun. Just letting you know.
MisterRik asked:
Does anybody else get annoyed with how, if you manage to die at Sethria's Roost, taking the spirit gryphon in a straight line from the graveyard to your corpse will dump you off the grypon and into Ashenvale, with no way to get back except using the Spirit Healer and eating the rez sickness?
This is the bane of my existence -- especially combined with the fact that the graveyard is a straight line into some mountains from the Roost, and if you dare go AFK while flying back to your corpse, because the broken PVP mechanics with your companions gets you killed, you are also treated to rez sickness. No, I'm not bitter at all. Why would you think that?
The Return to Graveyard button is useless because it just brings you back to a graveyard in Ashenvale. Blizzard just needs to stick a graveyard right there, next to the Roost, so that you can rez without worry. As for people "corpse bombing" in PVP at the Roost, there is still a rez timer. That whole area is one giant crapfest from every design point of view.
Crimson asked:
Q4TQ: My guild and I were discussing recently Illidans death, and I'm of the mind he's not really dead,but rather faked his death since the burning legion was out to get him. Any thoughts on this? I don my tin foil hat in anticipation of your reply :D
Illidan is very, very dead. Neither Maiev nor Akama would let him live, considering what he did to both of them, respectively. Illidan is so incredibly dead. Does that mean he cannot come back at some point? Nope. Metzen even spoke about somehow redeeming Illidan at some point, and I personally think that whenever we go back in time to deal with the War of the Ancients raid, we will see and interact with Illidan and somehow redeem him.
PvtDeth asked:
Any ideas why Hounds of Shannox drop single digit amounts of copper? Both the gimped ones in the cave and the full-strength ones above ground. For the life of me, I can't think of any logical explanation.
Hunters and other kiting classes were farming them for gold. Whenever you see a creature in game that drops an odd amount of anything or when something that used to be in the game doesn't appear anywhere anymore, it is usually because someone, somewhere, was abusing it.
Arizor asked:
In north of Stormwind Harbour there is a large building, with a massive bolt across it's metal door. It seems like a hangar of some kind but I don't really know.
Does anyone know it's purpose/what it houses?
That's where they keep Calia Menethil, Turalyon, Alleria Windrunner, pandas, ethereals, the dance studio, new 5-man Abyssal Depths instances, Path of the Titans, and Varian's man-cave.
It's a hangar.
RogueJedi86 asked:
Didn't Uldum's cloaking system only cover objects on the ground and not huge air elemental palaces in the sky? Must be one hell of a cloaking system to cover things miles up in the sky too. Or did Al'Akir only decide to pop his palace into Azeroth after the Cataclysm?
For that matter, would he have had a choice on where it showed up in Azeroth? Is it locked to Uldum like Deepholme is locked to the Maelstrom and Neptulon's domain is tied into that random ocean stretch near Stormwind and Ragnaros' domain is tied mostly to Hyjal? I would think he could put his floating air palaces anywhere he wants since they're floating.
The pieces of Skywall (Al'Akir's plane of air) that are floating above the clouds in Uldum are not actually there. Well, they are, but Skywall doesn't exist on our plane. Al'Akir's realm is sort of colliding with Azeroth; the elemental planes are all "falling into" Azeroth after Deathwing upset the balance of the elements with his little burst-through-the-maelstrom theatrics. Skywall is no exception and is most likely able to come through because of a combination of messed-up elements and Deathwing's alliance with Al'Akir. The choice of where each plane is collapsing into Azeroth is a game design decision that is made for the purposes of story and gameplay.
Al'Akir was working with Deathwing, not because he necessarily believed that Deathwing was right but because as an air elemental, he doesn't really care too much about stuff and was considered the weakest of the elementals. Therefore, he needed the biggest allies he could find. When Deathwing came knocking, Al'Akir answered the door with -- get ready for it, commenters -- gusto.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 9)
Crispn Aug 14th 2011 12:06PM
Idk, for me return to the gy puts me at the one in Hyjal
Question, any add ons that will track how many livings bombs I have up, and how long until they expire?
Noyou Aug 14th 2011 12:09PM
Soon.
Straz Aug 14th 2011 12:28PM
TOO SOON!
vocenoctum Aug 14th 2011 12:52PM
Depends on where you are when you use it I believe.
pattycakes Aug 14th 2011 1:04PM
@Crispin
MageNuggets will track your LBs.
It has many different monitors that you can turn on/off, to suit your needs.
Give it a try!
velutina Aug 14th 2011 3:41PM
Another bad spot to die is on top of the pinnacle Widow's Clutch (where you get King of the Spider Hill achievement). You don't get a flying mount in spirit form, and you can't get close enough to corpse run. Spirit healer rez is your only option.
While fighting the penultimate spider, I somehow managed to aggro not only the final spider, but also a circling Druid of the Flame who was in bird form at the time.
Sindrow Aug 14th 2011 3:47PM
Check out this week's edition of Arcane Brilliance. It will help you with a lot of mage addon questions.
Arcane Brilliance: Addons your mage should probably be using
http://wow.joystiq.com/2011/08/13/arcane-brilliance-addons-your-mage-should-probably-be-using/
Sindrow Aug 14th 2011 3:49PM
Check out this week's edition of Arcane Brilliance. It will help you with a lot of mage addon questions.
Arcane Brilliance: Addons your mage should probably be using
http://wow.joystiq.com/2011/08/13/arcane-brilliance-addons-your-mage-should-probably-be-using/
Royal Aug 14th 2011 10:38PM
I make every effort to get to my corpse. Trying to jump on elements in the environment or circle around when I can etc.
However when it becomes obvious that it is impossible for me to claim my body, I put in a ticket.
Blizz has very fast respond time on this and perhaps with enough reports on the problem Blizz would realize that they need to address it.
Tri Aug 14th 2011 12:08PM
Gusto? Really?
cygnus Aug 14th 2011 12:42PM
He did warned you.
pattycakes Aug 14th 2011 1:06PM
Aka'ma-gusto?
Noyou Aug 14th 2011 1:24PM
El gusto es mio!
Henri Poincaré Aug 14th 2011 1:32PM
Well, not to spoil a really bad pun with the facts, but 'gusto' is not derived from 'gust (of wind)' but rather from the Latin, still preserved in such phrases as "con mucho gusto". But I applaud the effort.
Draelan Aug 14th 2011 2:50PM
@ Henri
Not to spoil a really good fact with... well, more facts, but a pun is not simply about using a word with multiple meanings, but can also use words that merely sound alike. A (really bad) example of this is:
"I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."
In this case, "relish" uses multiple meanings of a single word, "mustard" is substituted for "mustered", a completely different word which sounds similar, and "ketchup" replaces the phrase "catch up" to complete the condiment trifecta!
So, no worries! You didn't spoil the bad pun with your facts, as it's still a perfectly legitimate pun, even if it's not very punny. ;)
Knob Aug 14th 2011 4:28PM
But there were no /sunglasses, so all the impact of the pun is gone. GONE I SAY!
Noyou Aug 14th 2011 5:41PM
I wear my sunglasses at night!
Thereone Aug 14th 2011 6:18PM
ME GUSTA
Noyou Aug 14th 2011 6:58PM
Mi gusto cervessa frio por favor!
Lolz Aug 14th 2011 7:33PM
Damn the google translator strikes again >.>