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Fez's are cool.

Shinanji

So are monkeys.

Fez's are cooler than monkeys though.

Nothing is cooler than monkeys.

Sorry.

here to side with the fezzes (and the Doctor) on this one.

Yes, The Doctor is right, Fez's ARE Cool :D

Goddamn Doctor Who ruined Fez's for good and decent Fez wearers.

You know who used to get to wear Fez's? Chaps, Shriners, mischevious
monkeys and 19th century members of the military of the Ottoman empire

Now every Nerd is wearing the damn things with great amusement and
they haven't even earnt the right. They have neither lived through the
decline of the Turkish Empire, smoked opium and called for the house
boy to comb their hair nor driven a tiny car in support of a childrens
hospital after banging a hooker. Instead they have mistaken wacky for
funny and thusly should be flogged.

Guys! Guys! Fez Hats? Monkeys? Why all the fighting?

We don't have to choose! We get both!

I read that as "withholding my excrement."
'Cause, you know... monkeys.

Monkeys don't withhold their excrement.

/flingpoo