Totem Talk: What weapon will you wear?

Weapons are the most defining characteristic of an enhancement shaman. If you're in Orgrimmar and you see two friendly Tauren decked out in Erupting Volcanic gear, you look to the weapons to tell them apart. If they've got one weapon and a shield, they're a caster and probably not worth inspecting (especially true in the case of that Lodur fellow). If they're dual wielding awesome axes, fearsome fist weapons, or magnificent maces, they're a true shaman.*
When transmogrification was first released, tier gear was the talk of the town. Black Temple groups were organized, classic raids were soloed, honor was hoarded for Burning Crusade PVP sets. To me, though, armor is just a backdrop. It's the scenery behind the Mona Lisa. The picture wouldn't be complete without it, but it isn't the focus. While the rest of my friends were obsessing over tier gear (except Tyler Caraway, who will still just look like a boomkin 24/7), I found myself agonizing over one simple question: Which weapons would I wear?
For the purpose of this post, I'm going to leave out most spellpower weapons. There are some really, really cool-looking weapons like Aesuga, Hand of the Ardent Champion and Eye of Purification, but the fact that there are very few agility axes and maces with the main hand only requirement means they won't be normal transmog choices.
Awesome axes
Axes annoy me. The Cataclysm model for enhancement has been "all BiS weapons must be axes" so far, with Crul'korak, the Lightning's Arc and Maimgor's Bite in T11 and Eye of Purification and Gatecrasher in T12. Unfortunately for me, I terribly dislike most axe models. It isn't a problem with Blizzard's weapon design team; I just very much dislike the way axes look.
That said, Blizzard has wowed me with some excellent models in the past. Netherbane from Al'ar in Burning Crusade's Tempest Keep instance is a glowing crystal axe of doom. Breeching Comet, from the last boss of heroic Magister's Terrace, uses a similar-shaped model but eschews shining purple crystals for shining purple metal and a fancy glow effect. Doom's Edge, a trash drop from Blackwing Lair, is a very nice-looking axe and one of the few great models from classic that are still attainable in game.

Magnificent maces
On the flipside from axes, maces are my absolute favorite form of weapon. Part of it might be because I'm a giant Tauren and maces make the most sense lore-wise, part of it is just because they look awesome. I'm personally a fan of the Brutal Gladiator's Bonecracker/Pummeler, which looks like you ripped a giant ruby from the earth, stuck it on a stick, and are now proceeding to ruin Ragnaros' face with it. Syphon of the Nathrezim from Black Temple shares this look but is somewhat scaled down.
The Burning Crusade was the heyday of mace models, in my opinion. Beyond the two above, it also gave us Rod of the Sun King off Kael'thas in Tempest Keep, a mace that is as regal as it is pain-inducing. The Burning Crusade also gave us the epically awesome Dragonstrike. Bears tank with their face? Who cares? Shaman in a post-transmogrification world will have the option to DPS with the face of a freaking dragon. Unfortunately, that amount of awesome is restricted to shaman blacksmiths who were specialized into hammersmithing pre-Cataclysm, crafted the mace, and kept it in their banks until now.

If you want real old school, there's a main-hand-restricted spellpower weapon from vanilla called Hammer of the Gathering Storm. Restricted to shaman, this item is a quest reward from a quest with the same name. It requires being exalted with Cenarion Circle, as well as collecting quest items that drop off trash mobs and bosses in the Ruins of Ahn'Qiraj. The reward is one sweet-looking weapon that fits with shaman lore. The only real downside is that it shares a model with druid/priest quest rewards and the Scepter of the False Prophet off C'thun. The upside? We're the only spec who can use it while bashing bosses' backsides.
Fearsome fist weapons
Fist weapons are probably the most iconic form of weaponry for enhancement, generally because we're one of the few specs in the game that uses them. (Rogues don't count. Or matter!) Because of their unique design, they're almost all restricted to main hand or off hand. While there are a lot of fist weapon sets that look very nice, there are also fist weapons for one hand that have no match for the opposite hand.
Calamity's Grasp is one of these. The ultimate fist weapon of the first patch of Wrath, CG was comprised of individual blades that windmilled around a base that was attached to your hand. Think of having a hovering handsaw spinning on top of your hand at all times. Screenshots can't do this weapon justice; you need to look in game through AtlasLoot or a similar addon. Do that, and you'll fall in love.
Crimson Steel from 10-man Sartharion and Wraith Strike from 25-man Maexxna were also main-hand fist weapons from the first patch of Wrath. Crimson Steel was often overshadowed by other weapons and as a result is not particularly well known. Its unique look and obscurity make it one of my favorites, though.

As for fist weapon sets, there are a bunch to choose from. Shaman who will choose to go with the classic tier 5 look seen at the top of this page will probably want the the Fists of Fury set from Caverns of Time: Mount Hyjal trash. Also from The Burning Crusade are the fists of the Phoenix (Talon/Claw of the Phoenix), which both drop from Al'ar. If you're Alliance, consider investing some honor in the Grand Marshal's Hand Blades, which are like daggers for your fist.

There are tons of weapons in this game, and I couldn't possibly list all of the good ones. I couldn't even list all of the best ones! Beyond that, I'm sure that my opinion isn't shared by every enhancement shaman everywhere, so let us all know in the comments what weapons you will wear!
*I actually do like our caster brethren -- I just like making fun of them more!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Theyas Aug 27th 2011 4:20PM
First picture = Samus Aran in Norfair.
Fletcher Aug 27th 2011 4:25PM
If you don't want to do archaeology all day, the linked hat has many same-model counterparts; but my personal favourite is the Mok'Nathal Beast-Mask from Auchenai Crypts; Alliance could use the Far Seer's Helm from Kurenai rep instead. Unfortunately the Pauldrons of Primal Fury from the original ZA are no longer with us, and the Pauldrons of Nalorakk are too intensely red to match well.
The main problem with fist weapons, of course, is finding an offhand; they tend to be out of the way and hard to find these days, if they even exist. Mostly they tend to be axes. I share your disdain for axes!
I'm rather a fan of the Ulduar mace model you *didn't* mention - Shiver/Pulse Baton/Stonerender. And dwarves can't go far wrong with the Ironforge Smasher/Aledar's Battlestar from ToC! Unless you'd prefer the Tankard O' Terror, of course.
Axewise, Nighttime from Forge of Souls is one of the better options. Troll shaman may like the Hate-Forged Cleaver from Halls of Reflection. One of my favourite axe models is actually green; the Rustmaul Axe (which has various duplicates). For archeologists, the Nifflevar Bearded Axe is worth checking out.
Fletcher Aug 27th 2011 4:37PM
Oh, and Horde barbarians who did the ToC dailies have access to the Teldrassil Protector's counterpart; the Axe of the Sen'jin Protector. Which always looked more tauren than troll to me, so maybe steak shaman may like it too?
Also available from the tournament vendors for Horde is the Grimhorn Crusher, which shares a model (although not a colour palette) with Mariel's Sorrow from ToC. It's very orc.
Fletcher Aug 27th 2011 4:48PM
For fist weapons, you could also try the Ironspine Point and Mag'hari Fighting Claw - giant clawed animal oven mitts! Shirrak the Dead Watcher in Auchenai Crypts drops the Claw of the Watcher, which sadly has no matching offhand, but which *does* have writhing tentacles and an eye which twitches. It's the squid staff of fist weapons.
Josh Myers Aug 27th 2011 5:03PM
These are all some really awesome options. I seem to remember a weapon out of heroic Underdog that was really cool too...Bogstrike Knuckles, if I recall correctly. Unfortunately I couldn't include.every cool weapon in the game, or the post would be waaaY too long!
Marbles Aug 27th 2011 5:08PM
The Claw of the Watcher, whilst not an exact match, has a spiritual companion in the form of the Boggspine Knuckles from Hungarfen (Underbog Heroic).
Another matching pair of Fists are the Lightning Claws (Reflex Blades and Stormreaver Warblades) from TBC instances.
Fletcher Aug 27th 2011 5:16PM
I guess the moral of the story is that everyone has things they think are better. :D
Camo Aug 28th 2011 4:30AM
I looked through the rare weapons and these are the things I really like:
http://www.wowhead.com/compare?items=10838:18671:22322:24378:27476:27937:34671:27741:28210;37749:28392;12990:12621:34699
Maces include the Bloodskull Destroyer that looks like a two hand mace with a friggin ruby skull: http://www.wowhead.com/item=28210#screenshots:id=101404
If you can't find a rare drop weapon try to check for weapons with the same model but they might have a different color.
Angus Aug 27th 2011 4:28PM
See top picture but in the wonder that is a Tauren.
Just need the helm and chest. Got belt, boots and other 3 tier pieces along with those awful fists.
1.6 second speed. So stupid.
SR Aug 28th 2011 2:34AM
Are you calling the race in the picture a Tauren? Because that's a Draenei, bud...
Angus Aug 28th 2011 8:04AM
"but in the wonder that is Tauren"
I am not calling a space goat a Tauren, trust me.
There's a reason over 50% of the Space Goats are females...
Grokmar Aug 27th 2011 4:32PM
Here's an axe for you: Last Laugh off of Kel'thuzad in Naxx 25.
Josh Myers Aug 27th 2011 4:55PM
I actually included that one, but forgot to wowhead link it. :( I don't have the internet access to change it right now, but I am a fan!
chris Aug 27th 2011 4:33PM
I kept the original Zin'rokh and then I immediately started farming for Sul'thraze.
Parnell Aug 27th 2011 4:47PM
re: Dragonstrike
"Unfortunately, that amount of awesome is restricted to shaman blacksmiths who were specialized into hammersmithing pre-Cataclysm, crafted the mace, and kept it in their banks until now."
Does this mean the weapon is no longer craftable?
Josh Myers Aug 27th 2011 4:57PM
As far as I know, that's the case. I'm not a bs though, so not positive.
SR Aug 28th 2011 5:37AM
You can CRAFT it, but you can't learn the recipe.
AKA if you learned it before they took it out, you can still make'em. If you didn't, you're SOL.
MusedMoose Aug 27th 2011 4:51PM
Congratulations, Mr. Myers. Based on this column alone I'm off to roll a tauren enhancement shaman, purely based on future dual-wielding awesomeness. ^_^ My draenei shaman is strictly restoration/elemental, so it'll be interesting to see how the other half lives.
Josh Myers Aug 27th 2011 4:58PM
Awesome! Good choice.
sidhebane Aug 27th 2011 4:57PM
Another awesome fist, although one without an off-hand match, is Fist of the Deity from H-Gundrak
http://www.wowhead.com/item=37631
Unique, awesome model, but no match. Was irritated for ages looking for one.