All the World's a Stage: Plot points for Gnome roleplayers
Oh, Gnomes. Often the butt of any joke involving punting, Gnomes have the distinct displeasure of being awarded a bad reputation. Nobody takes a Gnome too terribly seriously, and nobody really considers Gnomes an awe-inspiring source of lore. Gnome roleplayers generally choose the tactic of embracing a Gnome's fun-loving and amicable nature without thinking too much about how to roleplay one in a serious context. Why bother? Gnomes are just kind of fun and silly, right?
Well, they can be. On the other hand, one of the best roleplayers I have ever had the pleasure of encountering played a Gnome that was by all rights typical, until you stopped for a moment and took a closer look. Serious to the point of being psychotic and downright twisted in her experiments and tinkering, this character was the antithesis of everything a Gnome ought to be. It was like having every horrible nightmare about childhood dolls going on a murderous rampage suddenly coming to life. And it was brilliantly done.
Why mention her? Because it's an awesome example of how Gnomish roleplayers need not feel pinned down to a stereotypical backstory when roleplaying a Gnome. In fact, Gnomes have plenty to think about in Cataclysm, and you can choose to take those situations lightheartedly, or you can choose to take them seriously -- or heck, you can choose to take them into dark places you never thought a friendly creature like a Gnome would ever go. Sky's the limit!
For Gnomeregan! ... almost
What happened Just before the Shattering, High Tinker Mekkatorque led a brilliant planned assault against Sicco Thermaplugg and the Troggs that infested Gnomeregan, the lost and irradiated home of the Gnomes. Though the Gnomes fought valiantly and even had other races from the Alliance on their side, they were unable to fully retake the depths of their beloved city.
How this affects your character Every Gnome was affected by Thermaplugg's coup and the irradiation of Gnomeregan. Many may have lost family, friends or loved ones in the attack. Reclaiming Gnomeregan has been a long, long time coming -- and until Mekkatorque put forth the effort, the Gnomes were stuck living in a corner of Ironforge.
What to consider How does your character feel about the effort put forth? Is he upset that his home wasn't fully reclaimed? Does he feel that the assault was a success, or does he think there wasn't enough effort put forth, that the Gnomes and Alliance gave up far too quickly? How does he feel about Mekkatorque -- does he view Mekkatorque's plan as brilliant, or does he think it could have used more thought before being implemented?

What happened The Gnomes are, for the most part, no longer living in Ironforge. Due to the instatement of the Council of the Three Hammers, the Dwarves suddenly have both the Wildhammer and the Dark Iron to think about -- and the resulting tension has made Ironforge a less than hospitable place for Gnomes to stay. This is really no surprise, as the Dark Iron had a presence in Gnomeregan and were actually assisting Thermaplugg, back in the day.
How this affects your character If your character is a new Gnome as of Cataclysm, he really hasn't had much time in Ironforge. However, if your character was around for Gnomeregan's fall and the Gnomes' subsequent move to Ironforge, this may be a little disheartening. Dwarves and Gnomes have long been allies and friends, and the unfortunate side affect of the Council of the Three Hammers has been the fading of that close friendship.
What to consider How old is your Gnome, and when did he make his way out of Gnomeregan? Was he a recent refugee, or has he been living in Ironforge for a while now? How does he view the Council of the Three Hammers? Is he unhappy with the sudden less than friendly reception in Ironforge? Or is he of the opinion that the Dwarves rightfully have much bigger things to worry about at the moment?

What happened In Wrath of the Lich King, the Gnomish race was suddenly and abruptly introduced to their origins in Borean Tundra. Though Gnomes haven't really had much interest in their history, it is now known that Gnomes were originally Mechagnomes -- robots. It was the Curse of the Flesh, placed upon them by the Old Gods, that turned them into the race they are today. More importantly, the Mechagnomes that remain seem to almost pity the Gnomish race and view them as somehow "inferior."
How this affects your character Racial origins are something that was never really important to the Gnomish race. Gnomes as a rule are far more interested in what they can do to improve the future than what happened in the past. However, this is a different kind of revelation -- it turns out that at one point in time, far, far in the past, the Gnomes were mechanical creations that were far more adept at creating inventions and technology than they are today. And that's the kind of information that can have a direct affect on a Gnome character.
What to consider How does your Gnome feel about his origins? Does he wonder if the Gnomes of today would have been far better if they'd remained mechanical constructs? Did the revelation have an affect on him? Is he now plagued with thoughts of self-doubt? Does he view the Curse of the Flesh as something that made the Gnomish race less than what it could potentially be or a blessing, an opportunity to experience what life is all about?

What happened Gnomes have had healers before -- medics that used various technology for the purposes of healing. But in Cataclysm, some Gnomes have begun to study the ways of the Light, which is a dramatic departure from their previous way of thinking. This sudden adoption of theology could be a response to the discovery of their origins, or it could just be typical Gnomish ingenuity at work.
How this affects your character If you are playing a Gnome priest, you can play it a couple of different ways. You could play your Gnome as a medic who happens to have Light-harnessing technology. Or you could play him as a Gnome who has taken an interest in the Light practiced by other races of the Alliance. If you aren't a Gnome priest, the emergence of priests in Gnome ranks still may hold some interest, even if it's just from a purely scientific standpoint.
What to consider If you are playing a Gnome priest, how does he feel about the Light? Does he view it as a technological marvel, or does he think that maybe there is something more to be learned? If you are not playing a priest, how does your character feel about his fellow Gnomes that have started working with the Light? Does he consider it foolhardy, or does he think it's an interesting practice that may have practical technological applications?

What happened This is a little more introspective, and a little less current events. Ever since the Gnomes were introduced as a playable race, a large population of the Alliance has viewed them as friendly, nice, and somewhat annoying ... less as people and more like sweet little precocious children, in some circumstances. Gnomes tend to not be taken too seriously, and in some cases, they are openly mocked for simply being what they are.
How this affects your character It's a matter of how you play your character, really, and how your character interacts with the players around him. In this case, you don't want to look at the NPCs of the world; you want to look at your fellow roleplayers. How do other characters treat your character? Do they treat him as an equal, a fellow warrior of the Alliance, or do they treat him as someone who should be coddled and protected by a child?
What to consider This all boils down to how you want to roleplay your Gnome. Do you want to play into that nice and amicable, sometimes scatterbrained stereotype and play it to the hilt for laughs? Or do you want to play your character as a Gnome who resents the stereotypical impression of his race? If other characters treat your Gnome like a child, does he laugh it off, play it up, or quietly file it away for later, putting that other character's name on a list of people he'll take his revenge on someday? Is your Gnome a cheerful inventor, or a Gnome who is quietly seething with resentment?

The Gnomes of Azeroth haven't had a whole lot of plot progression since the attempt to retake Gnomeregan, but that doesn't mean your character needs to live in stasis, too. Whether contemplating his origins, inventing new and creative ways to make life a little easier, or simply fighting alongside his Alliance brethren, roleplaying a Gnome can be just as entertaining and engaging as playing another, taller race. Don't let the size fool you -- for a small race, Gnomes have huge amounts of potential.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
antonyp Sep 11th 2011 4:30PM
roleplaying is lame.
D4 Sep 11th 2011 4:45PM
Threadcrapping is lame.
Areyouhigh Sep 11th 2011 6:17PM
Poor grammar is lame.
Amanda A. Sep 11th 2011 6:19PM
All right, Atonyp doesn't like roleplaying in his MMO roleplaying game. Stop having fun, guys, and get back to grinding Zuls. The VP won't cap itself, you know. *cracks whip*
Seriously, though, if you don't like RP then don't go on RP severs or read clearly marked RP columns. You'll never have to deal with people having fun in a way you dislike for no obvious reason. It's not like anyone is forcing you to RP.
Fletcher Sep 12th 2011 12:22AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI
Omegan01 Sep 11th 2011 4:42PM
I thought gnome priests were overdue, really. The long-standing explanation for the gnomes' lack of healers was that none of them believe in the Light - they're by and large an athiestic, scientifically driven race.
However, since the flight from Gnomeregan, the gnomes have had opportunity piled on ample opportunity to see humans, dwarves, draenei, and night elves calling on the power of the Light (or Elune) and wielding this power in an effective manner.
So it makes perfect sense that gnomes would think "they're doing it, it works, it worksconsistently according to certain rules, I can follow those rules, therefore I can do it too!" And so, gnome priests were born.
And thus we see, Gnomish faith is the result of scientific inquiry and analysis, and application.
Blown your mind yet.? :D
vocenoctum Sep 11th 2011 6:46PM
Back when they first said gnomes would get priest, I pointed out that there are a couple NPC's in game that are gnome holy healers, but now I can't remember where they are. It was an old classic or BC place, but oh well.
Either way, I could understand if folks said "gnomes shouldn't be warriors!", but denying them priests? Meh on that. They should broaden gnomes out to paladin, shaman or druid, but doubt they will anytime soon. (Druid is a stretch, I admit, but if goblins can be shaman, anyone can.)
B1ue Sep 11th 2011 8:08PM
@vocenoctum
You are likely remembering the gnome medics in the safe zone of Gnomeregon.
My favorite explanation for gnome priests was that a comment made here on wowinsider when they were first announced: "We're not sure how it all works. We've formed a committee. All we know for sure is that when i move my hands like this, it heals you."
In my mental roleplay, my gnome shadowpriest views herself as working in the medium of the curse of the flesh, much like a painter, in order to better understand how it works.
Nobble Sep 12th 2011 3:36AM
*I thought gnome priests were overdue, really. The long-standing explanation for the gnomes' lack of healers was that none of them believe in the Light - they're by and large an athiestic, scientifically driven race.*
They still are, all Gnome 'priest' npc in game are Doctor or Surgeon.. there are NO pure light worshipping npc Gnomes in game
*And thus we see, Gnomish faith is the result of scientific inquiry and analysis, and application.*
There is still NO Gnome faith, gnomes are utilising their, as you say scientific mind to bend the light to there will to make it do what they want.
We still do not have, as fare as lore goes, a Gnome Priesthood, what we do have is a Gnomeish Medical profession that utilises the light in its medical procedures.
i.e. Gnomes have a priest class... but actually no priests.
Omegan01 Sep 12th 2011 4:11AM
"They still are, all Gnome 'priest' npc in game are Doctor or Surgeon.. there are NO pure light worshipping npc Gnomes in game"
Sorry, you're wrong.
http://www.wowhead.com/npc=45151#comments
High Cleric Alphus would like a word with you, my son.
Nobble Sep 12th 2011 5:03AM
pfft High Cleric Alphus is Argent Dawn.. thus not a standard Gnome.. .Argent Dawn in general are not normal.
"Doc" Cogspin
Chief Surgeon Gashweld
the only two Gnome 'Priest' trainers in the game... no Gnome presense in SW Cathedral...
So all you have shown is the exception that proved my point ;)
Omegan01 Sep 12th 2011 7:16AM
Alphus = Gnome. Priest. Gnome priest.
Saying he doesn't count because he's Argent Crusade is ludicrous. That's like saying Tirion Fordring coesn't count as a human paladin because he's in the Crusade.
A guy like Alphus proves my point completely - gnomes went out, interacted with people like humans and dwarves, saw what they were doing, and learned to do the same thing. The fact that they apply it differently is meaningless because we know the rules of the Light: it responds to willpower - the belief in oneself and the will to use it. You can't think your way into using it like arcana - you /believe/ that you can use it.
In other words, faith. Gnome priests have faith in their ability to manipulate the Light, therefore they utilize it.
No, gnomes don't have a traditional priesthood or churchs...but why would you expect them to? Gnomes don't have a history of using the trappings of dwarves of humans, they're just now learning about the power of their faith. The first thing they'll do is start honing their ability, not taking time out to build a church. The fact that gnome priest trainers are styled as doctors is also meaningless - because gnomes can train from human, dwarf, night elf, and draenei priests instead. In other words, studying and learning from the traditional wielders of the Light. Their priests are different - but they are still priests as wow defines them.
Nobble Sep 12th 2011 8:21AM
Rubbish just because there is one individual who has followed the light doesn't means a whole race has... thats just like saying because Arthas who was a paladin fell and became the Lich King all Human Paladins will do the same.
You cannot possibly say Gnomes follow/worship the ligh just because of one Gnome calls himself High Priest, when there are NO Gnome priests in Storm Wind Cathedral, the headquarters of the Church of Light..
The ONLY Gnome Priest Trainers in the game are called by Medical terms and
the only Priest Quest you get from a Gnome Priest Quest giver:
'I have a simple technique I want to show you. It's pretty straightforward, but it's still one of the most useful things I know.
You can use it to heal yourself or a wounded ally very quickly. It's handy for when you need to treat someone promptly and don't have time for something more complicated.
Give it a try for yourself and let me know when you think you have it mastered'
Training nothing about worshipping the Light.
Basically Gnomes have observed Dwarfs manipulate this light stuff, so have trained 'Light' Mages/Medics to utilise it. No priesthood, no sing song a hymns, no services... just 'The DocGnome is in'
Technique is the main word here
Thomas Higgins Sep 12th 2011 3:11PM
Now that Gnomes have shown that they can wield the Holy Light as Priests, it is surely time to give them the honor of raising members of their ranks to the status of Paladin.
After all, it is not as if they cannot wear Plate for a living.
They can be Death Knights, which are Paladins as if through a glass darkly, and they can be Warriors, which are Paladins with an impairment that prevents them casting spells. (my opinion, feel free to shoot down if ya feel like it?)
So why in the Light's name can they not be Paladins?
Taurens can be, and all they are is ambulatory hamburgers and hotdogs.
deviantlore Sep 11th 2011 4:43PM
Thank you for this! Gnomes are indeed a lot of fun to play, especially when you step out of the expected. I get a lot of positive feedback on Frotty.
Gurky Sep 11th 2011 5:09PM
I'm really fascinated with the gnome archetype - not only in WoW, but in all kinds of fantasy (and mythological) settings. I'd write a tl;dr about it, but it could end up breaking the web form. Thanks for the great article, Anne!
P.S. I have a theory that gnomes as we know them are inspired from a combination of the David the Gnome-kind of folklore and the Noldoi[1][2] of Tolkien, among other things.
[1] http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Gnomes
[2] http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Noldor#Other_Versions_of_the_Legendarium
Rai Sep 11th 2011 5:46PM
My main is a gnome doctor on Argent Dawn-EU, so this article makes me very happy.
Choline Sep 12th 2011 12:38AM
Gnome doctors (mine on The Scryers US) represent. /brofist
talmeta Sep 11th 2011 5:57PM
My main is a female gnome warlock. I never role played her to any extent, though I did admit to her having a theoretical crush on Fargo Flintlocke. He was just the sort of guy she could spend the rest of her life with. :)
One comment that did get elaborted on many times in Vent when others were deriding gnomes went something like this:
"Gnomes are small, friendly, and always smiling. Universally underestimated, frequently dismissed as trivial, but your insults roll right off our backs, almost as if we're too simple to really understand them.
But the truth is, we're everywhere. We built the tram between Stormwind and Ironforge, and our ideas and designs helped build the Skybreaker, the steam tanks, and a thousand other gadgets used everyday by citizens of the Alliance in every city, town, hamlet and outpost on two worlds.
One morning you will wake up, and nothing will be working. Armed gnomes will be on every corner, advising you to remain calm, and remain in your homes. Our conquest of you will be swift and bloodless, our purges merciless and quick, and in the end, you will all learn that there's a reason we've always been so happy and chipper.
We've known all along that in the end, the other races of would never take us seriously until it was already too late..."
Ametrine Sep 12th 2011 3:22AM
Fear of a Giggly Pink Planet.