Phat Loot Phriday: Zoid's Firelit Greatsword

Throgg cocked his head to the side and drew a massive, burning blade from its holster. "Flintstone won't start fire? Why not Zoid's Greatsword?"
"What?" The Blood Elf blinked at his companion.
The Orc touched the wood logs with the sword, which instantly burst into flame. "Zoid's Firelit Greatsword. Awesome for fury warriors."
"I don't think it's named for Futur ... "
"Stop," Throgg cautioned. "I know it's not named for him. But ever since the Helm of Maddening Whispers, I can't get these things out of my head." The Orc stopped when something rustled in the bushes.
"Is that the druid?"
"Nope!" Throgg exclaimed. "It's just Chuck Testa!"
Zoid's Firelit Greatsword
- Type Two-handed sword
- Damage 2,142 - 3,215, (744.1 damage per second)
- Speed 3.60
- Strength 388
- Stamina 611
- Socket 1 blue
- Socket bonus 10 strength
- Equip Increases your critical strike rating by 284
- Equip Increases your haste rating by 232
How to get it Seems like it could drop just about anywhere in the Firelands, but given that I'm Alliance, I'll say it drops from killing Staghelm so as to have yet another reason to kill Staghelm.
How to get rid of it 35 gold, 18 silver, and 29 copper
Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.
How to get rid of it 35 gold, 18 silver, and 29 copper
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Rubicon Sep 16th 2011 8:12PM
Is that Rhino at the bar ordering a drink?
Delerowen Sep 16th 2011 8:29PM
Nope, it's just Chuck Tedt!
Delerowen Sep 16th 2011 8:29PM
Stupid iPhone. Testa!
Dglaviano Sep 16th 2011 8:21PM
Nooope!
Shinae Sep 16th 2011 8:37PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
rTwelve Sep 16th 2011 8:24PM
"Flintstone won't start fire? Why not Zoid's Greatsword?"
(\/) (°vvv°) (\/)
rTwelve Sep 16th 2011 8:25PM
Oh, oh I see. The joke keeps going.
Lauyia Sep 16th 2011 8:29PM
When does the narwhal bacon?
SaintStryfe Sep 16th 2011 8:51PM
At midnight, of course.
Deathknighty Sep 16th 2011 8:32PM
It's Chuck Testa!
Angus Sep 16th 2011 8:39PM
I can't believe you went there.
Is that a dead meme already?
Nope it's... AAAARRRGH
Shinae Sep 16th 2011 8:40PM
NotSpot better watch out for Chuck Testa, or he'll become the most lifelike dead worgen anywhere. Period.
ladygamertn Sep 16th 2011 8:57PM
Chuck Testa does not do pets...
Fallacy Sep 16th 2011 8:42PM
Hi from Reddit?
xdudimus.maximus Sep 16th 2011 8:50PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbu21pjplNs&feature=colike
Amaxe Sep 16th 2011 9:25PM
I saw the picture and my first thought was "The Hindenburg Disaster?"
ladygamertn Sep 16th 2011 9:38PM
LOL me toooooo!!!!!!!!
Blayze Sep 16th 2011 10:00PM
Staghelm... You weren't even in WC3 and yet you alone survived the Great Kaldorei Neutering.
Arrohon Sep 16th 2011 10:06PM
Much better screenshot than most of the PLFs!
Arrohon Sep 16th 2011 10:07PM
Errr PLP*