WoW Insider @ BlizzCon 2011: Mat and Fox's contract rider

A big party needs some big personalities in charge. I myself (Mathew McCurley) will be cohosting the live event with my friend, colleague, and ice cream buddy (it's exactly what it sounds like) Fox Van Allen, famous for writing something about priests. Well, we're big personalities over here at WoW Insider, and with big personalities come big contract riders for stuff we need available for hosting this shindig. I present to you now the Mat and Fox Hosting Duties Contract Rider. You better get your budget-approving pen out, Mr. Dan O'Halloran, because this list is extensive. If you want a good show, you have to pay up.
Mat and Fox's Contract Rider, Schedule A:
- Tons of prizes to give away. Like, a ton. We want happy fans.
- Fox Van Allen requires a special seating area when he is not performing and requires his seating area to be occupied by the horse with a hamburger head from the McDonald's brand playland for children. This is non-negotiable.
- Bendable straws for all drinks. Bonus points for "fun" straws. Straw "fun" factor will be decided at a later date agreed upon by all parties.
- Unlimited amounts of chicken fingers from the Anabella Hotel. Seriously, I could not stop eating these last year. Get the chicken fingers.
- [Redacted]
- A hug from Zarhym.
- Fox requests red M&Ms with the chocolate center removed and replaced with the insides of red Skittles candies. He doesn't like chocolate, but he loves Skittles. If you want Fox Van Allen to attend and host your event, you got to jump through a couple of hoops.
- Diablo 3 beta invites. I don't care how you get them. Work some magic, Dan.
- An awesome picture of Mathew and Ashelia riding the Wowhead rocket and shooting bad guys in the face. "Bad guys" to be agreed upon by all parties at a later date.
- One spectral tiger mount card from Cryptozoic from the WoW TCG. Barring that, any mount card from Cryptozoic. Barring that, any free cards for the WoW TCG from Cryptozoic. Barring that, please just give me free cards.
- New titles for the night: Starcaller Fox Van Allen and Mathew McCurley of the Four Winds.
- Two gaming laptops with Star Wars: The Old Republic beta preinstalled. You know that it's going to come out right around a big WoW patch anyway ...
- 1,000 copies of Fox Van Allen's new self-help book Shadow Priests: How being transparent and gloomy makes you a winner, releasing this fall for the low, low hardcover price of $34.99.
- No Murmurs allowed.
- Seriously, go away Tyler.
Filed under: WoW Insider Business, BlizzCon






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Vanderp Sep 22nd 2011 8:05PM
What is this I don't even...
Bheema Sep 22nd 2011 8:14PM
Are you guys available for Birthday parties and Bar mitswa :p
Andrew Sep 22nd 2011 8:19PM
But fun straws are never bendy. :'(
Caz Sep 22nd 2011 8:19PM
15. Seriously, go away Tyler.
Aw.... That's not very nice.
Scott Sep 22nd 2011 8:36PM
I thought Tyler was the special giveaway pet for attending. Like Murkablo.
Iirdan Sep 22nd 2011 8:57PM
Awww, my little pet warlock columnist.
MusedMoose Sep 22nd 2011 8:51PM
If this is a taste of the humor, antics, and other various shenanigans you two wild'n'crazy guys have in store for us for the WoW Insider meetup, I'm even more disappointed that I won't be there in person.
/whine
But I'm thrilled that the livecast starts when I'll be at home, so I'll be there digitally. And in spirit. Because they can't digitize spirits. Yet.
Lissanna Sep 22nd 2011 8:58PM
all the prizes R belong to me?
Noyou Sep 22nd 2011 8:58PM
"...and ice cream buddy (it's exactly what it sounds like)"
Really? So you are going to hold hands and skip down the street, while eating ice cream cones? hehehe. Sorry man, You set yourself up for that one ;) I have had "food buddies" in the past but never a designated "ice cream buddy". Maybe I am jealous :p
MrSalty Sep 22nd 2011 9:27PM
Good thing I booked my hotel for thursday night. I like chicken fingers too.
jfofla Sep 22nd 2011 9:13PM
I can't get there until around 8:30. Last year when I came at that time, everybody was milling around, and there was no way to identify WOW Insider staff to say hello.
Please add name tags to your list for those of us who arrive late!
Alex Ziebart Sep 22nd 2011 11:46PM
We actually had them!
icepyro Sep 22nd 2011 9:16PM
[reads list]
[blink .... blink]
[rereads 14 and 15]
Apparently I am behind the times on the WOWI staff gossip...
Lissanna Sep 22nd 2011 9:25PM
Fox doesn't like Murmurs. Now you're all caught up!
Fox Van Allen Sep 22nd 2011 9:42PM
To be fair, no one really likes Murmurs.
Joerendous Sep 22nd 2011 9:43PM
"5. [Redacted]"
Now I must know!
Amaxe Sep 22nd 2011 9:51PM
They've got a contract to ride,
They've got a contract to ri-hi-hide,
They've got a contract to ride,
But they don't care.
Stridez Sep 22nd 2011 10:06PM
We need your help, Starcaller Fox! Andross has declared war!
ugoticedbro Sep 22nd 2011 10:52PM
Starcaller Fox Van Allen has been shortened to Starfox.
RuzGofDI Sep 23rd 2011 2:24AM
Can we get him to do a barrel roll into the pool?