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10-14-2011 @ 2:38PM
"The woman gasped and clamped a hand over her mouth. "Miranda.""What happens next happens very fast. The woman eyes gain focus as her face becomes blank, and she strides quickly out of the house, launching herself at the Blood Elf and Worgen with a speed and agility that seems rather... improbable for a farmer's wife. Not Spot barely had time to blink before Lolegolas had been doubled over then sent flying several feet with a flurry of kicks effeciently delivered, and before he could consider melding to a more aggressive form, found himself struck repeatedly. He managed to gather his wits momentary, and released a burst of moonfire which was dodged elegantly before another set of strikes landed, ending with his body striking hard against the farm house.A small part of Not Spot which seemed disconnected from the bizzare situation mused briefly about the previously inconceivable notion of a simple farmwoman taking out two seasoned warriors and DODGING A SPELL THAT STRIKES INSTANTLY. "I guess that word doesn't mean what I thought it did..." wryly crosses his mind as his vision darkens.As Not Spot was sliding down the farmhouse wall, Lolegolas had managed to return to his feet, with a look blending caution, irritation, and chagrin flashing across his pale elven face as the shockingly spry woman charged at him again.Throgg, who had been crouched behind the farm house to avoid the likely unpleasant reception an orc could expect in most Alliance communities, looked up from idly gazing at the local chickens at the first sounds of the fight, muttering a startled "Whuhuh?" Hoisting himself to his feet, he wandered around the corner of the human building and saw the Worgen appearing to be waking up from a rather undignified sprawling position on the ground and his elven companion rapidly trying to avoid being struck by an uncharacteristically aggressive farm-human.Throgg blinks. "Hey! A tussle!"
10-14-2011 @ 11:39PM
Lol, the entire time I was reading your post I was imagining it being read by the MicroMachines guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2egGfd5j_k
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