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10-23-2011 @ 1:01PM
George Orwell got the date wrong. It wasn't 1984. It was 2011, and it was caused by pandas. If you dislike the very idea of an April Fool's Day joke being the focus of an expansion instead of it being focused on, ya know, the story that the World of Warcraft is built on, the conflict against Sargeras - boss of the Burning Legion, the single biggest threat to Azeroth, then Big Brother Actizard's brainwashed masses jump down your throat and grind your face with their boots. Well, stuff you and the horse you rode in on. If it stays around I will shoot the nag and turn its bones into wall paper paste. Pet battles are awesome? Yeah, in Pokemon.Monks are awesome? Yeah, in Final Fantasy Tactics. Especially with the Ninja's Duel Wield skill.Folks wanted Pandas? Yeah, anyone over ten do that? Don't see any hands raised there.This is the way World of Warcraft will die. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.If I said exactly and honestly how this feels to me personally, this would be nothing but a long litany of swear words. And some of you are just not worth it.
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