WoW Archivist: Hoaxes, imaginary content, and the unrealized

Remember Grom'ogh, the legendary axe once wielded by Grom Hellscream? No, of course you don't. Because it never existed. Some enterprising WoW player in The Burning Crusade beta made it up, doctored up some images of Gorehowl from Karazhan and made merry sport of those of us who weren't in the beta and had no idea what kind of awesome drops were out there. (You can tell Grom'ogh is the Gorehowl model and not the Warsong Howling Axe because it has the same spikes on the back of the head that Gorehowl does.)
Amusingly, for those of us who actually got to play The Burning Crusade eventually, there was a two-handed legendary axee, Devastation, which is only useable during the Kael'Thas fight in Tempest Keep. Devastation's stats aren't all that far off from Grom'ogh's proposed stats, except of course for Grom'ogh's ludicrous total fear immunity. Grom'ogh is hardly the only way people have gummed up the works with fake news, though. It's still going on, in fact: fake patch notes, fake expansions (Vengeance of the Void, anyway), made-up new races and classes ... Everyone likes to have a hand in fake game development, it seems. It's so common, people even write guides telling other people how to do it.
Constantly resurrected fake expansion zones
This one has been around forever and ever. It purports to be a list of every WoW zone from level 1 to 100 and argues that WoW has been designed out to level 100 already, with each expansion set up and each zone ready to go. The problem is, this listing was first published in 2007 or so, and it's been changed and updated every single time a new expansion comes out.
If you look over the list, you can see that much of it is common sense. Still more is information from Warcraft I through III, and even more is information from various betas that the creators of the list would have had access to. (The version I've linked to here is from October 2007, when the Wrath expansion was first announced BlizzCon of that year.) It's also wrong in pretty substantial ways if one is arguing that the Maelstrom set is intended to be Cataclysm, with places that don't even exist in game and leveling to 90. You can see a slightly different form of this post as well. You'll notice if you read further a post by the originator of the ZAM network post explaining that he made the whole thing up.
He did a fairly good job taking what we know about the Warcraft setting and extrapolating it out, but what really kept this list alive is the nature of the WoW fanbase. People take these rumors and run with them, sometimes accidentally coming fairly close to the mark (we now know, thanks to BlizzCon 2011, that Pandaren were a potential Burning Crusade race) and sometimes just making wild, flailing guesses.
Fake patch notes? Yes, please!
Fake patch notes are so common that even Blizzard has done it from time to time. Players often do this for a variety of reasons: to be funny, to indulge their own wish fulfillment or air their class or game design grievances, to try and get their fellow players interested or excited in an idea they themselves love, or to fool people -- because let's face it, our fellow players like messing with our heads.
Fake patch notes don't often catch us players off guard anymore. They're somewhat like rumors in that they proliferate based on the viral nature of the game community, infesting forums, rushing through fan sites and even being linked between players in game. Ironically, the rise of sites like this one has helped both spread and debunk fake patch notes.
One of the fun things about these notes are the lively debates I've had with my fellow writers here at WoW Insider over them, actually. And that's one of the reasons people do them, to get people to talk about their ideas. We're not all game designers (of course), but we all feel like we know what the game needs and will often argue our favorite ideas, loudly and with great frequency. Fake patch notes are a way to do that and get me to fight with Daniel Whitcomb. (I kid -- Dan and I don't need your help.)
As an example, here's a post discussing the creation of fake patch notes for patch 2.1.0 and why they were created.
In The Burning Crusade, roll a Pandaren and fight Worgen
Expansions and rumors about said expansions are as old as The Burning Crusade, such as the Vengeance of the Void leak we mentioned before. It's important to point out that no one who gins one of these things up thinks Blizzard will be fooled. Blizzard knows what its internal memos look like, and it knows what it's talking about doing in the future.
Just as with the fake patches, these kinds of hoaxes are aimed at us and only indirectly at Blizzard. Certainly if the players had all gone ape and squealed with glee about how much they wanted to go back to Outland, Blizzard would notice. Would it scrap what it was doing? No, of course not. But it certainly pays attention to what the players are talking about. Fakes like this are aimed at getting the players to influence Blizzard because for one reason or another the hoaxer doesn't feel like Blizzard will take notice of their ideas if they use the typical methods. You can see the bias of the creator in phrases like "neglected Shadow Priest class" (to my knowledge, Fox Van Allen did not write this proposed expansion hoax) and the wish fulfillment races proposed.
Everyone who played WoW before The Burning Crusade was officially announced remembers the old standby races that were rumored to be playable, including Ogres, Pandaren, Worgen and Naga. We even know now that Pandaren were considered for The Burning Crusade, confirming the old saw about stopped clocks and twice-a-day rightness. Much like the Grom'ogh hoax, these hoaxes exist because someone wants to either fool other players into thinking they are or to convince Blizzard that these ideas are cool enough to incorporate -- and often Blizzard already knows that.
Between fake legendaries, fake patches, fake expansion zones and whole fake expansions, there have been quite a few hoaxes over the course of WoW's lifespan. They illustrate how involved the players can become in the game, how often they want to try and change things in slightly unconventional ways, and how much some of us enjoy pulling the wool over the eyes of others of us.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
(cutaia) Oct 25th 2011 4:35PM
"made-up new races and classes ... Everyone likes to have a hand in fake game development, it seems"
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Elennoko Oct 25th 2011 5:39PM
I will be honest. That was a really good fake. I wasn't going to believe it because I'm used to m dreams being crushed by other WoW players, but you weren't that far off! Brewmaster as a spec and Pandaren playable.
However, a part of me still hoped for playable Ogres. And that is enough to play basketball with your disembodied head. D:
Arizor Oct 25th 2011 5:40PM
You cannot hide, Impurezero!
Despite having committed dastardly trickery, your ultra cute daughter does redeem you ^^
Shrikesnest Oct 25th 2011 8:11PM
Your fakery was well-made, and I desperately wanted it to come true. The parts I cared about *did* come true. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
...for my part, anyway. I think there's still a few sharks in the water who want to take a shot at your Mean Bean Machine, though, so... Watch your back ^_^
Tobias Oct 25th 2011 4:38PM
Heh, this makes me want to create my own fake weapons and patch notes. Not to hoax anybody, or even share it. No, just because I would like something to look at on a rainy day and think "yea, that would be utterly and completely awesome"
Thats of course on the off chance that my internet does not work, else i would probably just play the already completely awesome version of WoW blizzard has created :D
alapin Oct 26th 2011 4:31AM
I've seen a few fake items before. I'm particularly disappointed that the author didn't mention the uncommon Rick-Robe that floated around on a forum site I used to frequent for a while. Even if it was just to troll us readers, it still would have been funny. Because in all honesty, I would give that robe to several tanks to keep them from deserting me... >_>
Jamus Oct 25th 2011 4:55PM
In a way, I feel kind of sad that Vengence of the Void sounds like a more legitimate sequel to WoW than Mists of Pandaria would ever be.
Are we all unsuspectingly being teleported to a parallel universe?
Daedalus Oct 26th 2011 8:41AM
Yes, what WoW desperately needed was ANOTHER expansion wherein there was a good guy who was corrupted into the latest big bad raid boss. I tell you, I never get sick of that. Really. Never. Dark Adal would have been every bit as awesome as Illidan, Kael'thas, Zul'jin, Kalecgos, Muru, Malygos, Razorscale, Mimiron, Freya, Thorim, Hodir, Arthas, Staghelm, and Deathwing were.
I totally never get tired of that story line. It would have been so refreshing for Blizzard to have just given us another one of those, instead of taking a chance with something really different.
llcjay2003 Oct 25th 2011 5:24PM
What can make some of these leaks, fake or real, flourish is when someone either creates or stumbles upon something that has some truth in it. What makes it worse is when something surfaces that large amount of the player base is genuinely excited about.
Many people want the Emerald Dream, South Seas (which MoP may turn out to be), or Outland 2.0 (with Argus, Xoroth, et al.) expansions so if something arises from the depths of the internet concerning one of those, it will generate a good amount of excitement and buzz.
Soeroah_the_second Oct 25th 2011 9:23PM
I knew that damn list would show up here.
You know I actually saw people trying to perpetuate it after CATALCYSM was announced at Blizzcon? Even AFTER the creator admitted it was fake?
Shrikesnest Oct 27th 2011 8:19PM
That list is hilarious. My favorite part is that it claims to be from 2003 when you can *clearly* tell it was written after most of Wrath was finalized. Only in the minds of those who have never designed a game or other large-scale project does it work out that clean and neat; what would have *really* thrown people for a loop is if they added some "scrapped" zones to the BC and Wrath lists.
razion Oct 25th 2011 10:22PM
"(You can tell Grom'ogh is the Gorehowl model and not the Warsong Howling Axe because it has the same spikes on the back of the head that Gorehowl does.)"
My shame is now eternal.
Blayze Oct 26th 2011 7:50AM
I remember seeing two factions in patch notes that lasted until the next patch.
aaron.of.mpls Oct 30th 2011 4:41AM
Interesting article!
One small technical problem: You forgot to file this under wow-archivist or add any tags.
And regarding the /Vengeance of the Void/ hoax, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see an Outland-revamp-plus-Argus expansion someday. (Is it in the works Over There in Faux Van Allen's universe?)