Around Azeroth: Agalmatophilia
Honey, I love you very much, but I just don't think this is going to work out between us. I'm a fun-loving Undead warrior and you're a giant, evil decorative statue. Sure, I truly enjoy sharpening my weaponry on your boots, and I know you'll miss those Saturdays where I'd rent a crane and a pressure washer and clean the bird droppings from your facade. But I feel it's time to move on to people of our own species. I knew you'd understand. (Thanks to Christopher for the screenshot!)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Greg Nov 6th 2011 10:04AM
Hug him!
llcjay2003 Nov 6th 2011 11:28AM
Thank God for Wiki, otherwise, I would have thought you made up that "Agalmatophilia" word :P
Paulio Nov 6th 2011 12:27PM
One can only wish that it was made up, but there was a documentary a few years back about a woman who fell in love with and (I believe) eventually 'married' a fairground ride called "1001 nacht". Short article with
Paulio Nov 6th 2011 12:33PM
argh stupid comment system, I was trying to say, short article with 2 min vid can be found here if anyone cares. http://bit.ly/461hWr
Hih Nov 6th 2011 6:09PM
Well, that explains why all the Renaissance statues are naked. All the sculptors were actually agalmatophiliacs (No Firefox, that's a real word and I didn't mean to type hemophiliac instead.)
goldeneye Nov 6th 2011 11:51AM
Where is that statue located?
razion Nov 6th 2011 12:26PM
Background behind the statue indicates Warsong Hold in Borean Tundra, Northrend. It was first featured (as far as I know) in the dungeon Shattered Halls in Hellfire Ramparts located in Hellfire Peninsula, Outland.
goldeneye Nov 6th 2011 1:51PM
Well, there I go for not having a hordie that high level
Thx!
razion Nov 6th 2011 12:23PM
That's not an undead warrior in the picture, that's a blood elf mage... O _o
Teresa Nov 6th 2011 3:57PM
obvious king kong reference missed
Adremelek Nov 8th 2011 7:00PM
that would NOT be good for my megalophobia, ha