Patch 5.4 patch notes
Virtual Realms feature revealed
The Proving Grounds are coming
The latest patch 5.4 newsBe thankful you don't have to play these Rejected Darkmoon Faire Minigames
by Michael Sacco 
Nov 10th 2011 at 4:00PM
Unsurprisingly, you guys killed it. Here are a few of our favorites from the hundreds of entries we got.
- @danielwhitcomb Is This Voice Actor Chris Metzen?
- @PessByNature Find a Catchy Slogan for the Alliance
- @shadesogrey Jousting
- @Gearfeathers How Did The Night Elves Cause THIS Catastrophe?
- @snack_road Accept Your Class' Nerfing With Dignity
- @verylemonade Quest Proofreading
- @perculia Click the Magtheridon Cube
- @lam_cake Organize a Consistent 40 Man Raid Group
- @shadesogrey Move While Flame Wreath is Cast
- @warsongraven GET OUT OF THE FIRE!!
- @alexziebart Play a Mage
- @danielwhitcomb Break Yourself Upon My Body
- @druidis4fite Pin the Blame on Ghostcrawler
- @_angelya How Many Amberseeds Can You Eat?
- @perculia Within One Raid Lockout Period, Defeat Every Boss in Firelands Without Allowing Any Raid Member to Die
- @Bashiok (yes, that Bashiok) Find the Poop in a Pile of Poop
- @brejapriest Guess What Jaina is Crying About
- @Jezi_Belle How Many Lore Characters Can You Claim to Be Related To?
- @llew_stevens Progression Braiding
- @ninjasuperspy Where's Turalyon?
- @Aspect_rei_zero Wipe on Gunship
- @Shatterbound Pick Malfurion's Next Animal Part
- @danielwhitcomb Guess Which Factional Leader Goes Neutral This Time
- @Uberbryan Paint My Face With Your Blood
- @wowPiper Which Boar Has a Liver?
- @TheLoveGoat Squish-a-Stat
- @llew_stevens Congratulate Thrall
- @RetroDragon Find the Raid Member Already Saved to Baradin Hold
- @benjhughes Disenchant the Legendary
- @mahoumelonball Female Worgen Kissing Booth
- @sainthubbins Find the Draenei Plot Development
- @tprine84 Pin the Chin on Wrynn
- @GuildedLady Find the Raiding Rogue
- @hstein3 Dress Edward the Odd
And, of course, Boozekin's entry is probably the best one to close us out:
... waaaait a minute ...
Brace yourselves for what could be some of most exciting updates to the game recently with patch 4.3. Review the official patch notes, and then dig into what's ahead: new item storage options, cross-realm raiding, cosmetic armor skinning and your chance to battle the mighty Deathwing -- from astride his back!
Reader Comments (Page 3 of 4)
Hairfish Nov 11th 2011 1:22AM
Altoholic isn't cheating if you're an...altoholic. It's SURVIVAL.
Hob Nov 10th 2011 4:43PM
"Quest Proofreading"?
Surely you mean, "Quest Proofreadig"
jealouspirate Nov 10th 2011 4:44PM
"Pin the Blame on Ghostcrawler"
I got a good chuckle out of that one.
Caz Nov 10th 2011 4:46PM
My favorites, all in a row:
@Bashiok (yes, that Bashiok) Find the Poop in a Pile of Poop
@brejapriest Guess What Jaina is Crying About
@Jezi_Belle How Many Lore Characters Can You Claim to Be Related To?
@llew_stevens Progression Braiding
snarkygoldfish Nov 10th 2011 4:47PM
What, no "Hybrid tax evasion"?
Shrikesnest Nov 10th 2011 4:55PM
Hrmm... don't really care to have a twitter account just yet, but let me take a swing:
Goblin Tax Return
Cannibal Corpse Sensitivity Training
Death Knight Tier Design Studio
Gaze Upon The Radiance Of Harrison Jones For A Full Minute Without Going Blind
Pronunciation Bee (sudden death tiebreaker: Draenei)
StClair Nov 10th 2011 6:06PM
re: Gaze Upon...
"My eyes!"
"He's too awesome!"
Killik Nov 10th 2011 7:52PM
Re: Gazing
I'd like to look away, but for some reason I have no control over my character around Harrison Jones.
Grovinofdarkhour Nov 10th 2011 5:12PM
Offend Half Your Audience
AWWWW SNAP! YES HE WENT THERE!!
Noyou Nov 10th 2011 5:15PM
/Throws random rotting fruit...
Azizrael Nov 10th 2011 5:13PM
I laughed way too much at some of these.
Noyou Nov 10th 2011 5:17PM
#makeupyourownblizzardsite
@Cutaia /smile.
I like this game.
andres.dc39 Nov 10th 2011 5:19PM
Awwww when was this happening? I missed it :(
Starsmore Nov 10th 2011 5:23PM
Is This Voice Actor Chris Metzen?
That would be an awesome (and easy) minigame.
The answer is always yes.
Noyou Nov 10th 2011 6:42PM
Good drinking game, if you want to get #hammered.
DragonFireKai Nov 10th 2011 6:56PM
Little known fact, Metzen spent the majority of the Cataclysm development cycle practicing the voice work for Aggra in patch 4.2
gloryblogs Nov 10th 2011 5:27PM
HA...
@wowPiper Which Boar Has a Liver?
Love it!
Piper Nov 10th 2011 6:08PM
Thank you. There were so many good tweets in that thread I'm quite tickled to have mine mentioned in the main post.
mrfusspot Nov 10th 2011 6:02PM
@Aspect_rei_zero Wipe on Gunship
Personal favorite because, sadly, I've actually done that.
Twice.
On different characters.
With different groups.
During different expansions.
Blayze Nov 10th 2011 6:09PM
Ask Metzen a Question Without Receiving an Answer About Thrall.