Phat Loot Phriday: Reforged Trollbane

"Look, man!" Lolegolas shouted at the human. "You need help, we're here to give it. How about we indulge in jingoism after we handle this?"
Stitches bellowed again, flecks of spittle and undigested critters spraying the area. The abomination slammed its foot to the ground. Just as its massive heel would have connected with the human, something wiry and dirty grabbed the child and yanked him to the side. A young woman carried the boy away. She ran with the agility and tirelessness of a teenager, but Stitches's loping stride easily kept pace.
"Throgg!" Miranda shouted. "Would you do something already? You're 10 minutes late as it is!"
The guard's head whipped between Miranda and Throgg. With a sigh of resignation, he stepped back and gestured. "Save our town, if you will," the guard said. "Please."
Throgg unshouldered the Reforged Trollbane as he charged toward the abomination.
"Elf," the Gilnean druid said urgently. He pointed at the entrances into town. "Are those yours?"
Dozens of undead leaked through gates, unguarded trails, and alleys. "If they are," Lolegolas said quietly, "here's hoping Sylvanas will forgive me."
Lolegolas didn't bother running toward the undead crowd. Without additional comment, the blood elf notched shaft after shaft, impaling smaller zombies throughout the town square.
"Hey, big guy," Throgg taunted as he caught up with the abomination. "I got an axe for you. I hear Stitches love axes."
Reforged Trollbane
- Type Two-handed axe
- Damage 1,697-2,547 damage, 589.4 damage per second
- Speed 3.60
- Strength 323
- Stamina 484
- Equip Increases your hit rating by 189
- Equip Increases your mastery rating by 231
- Flava Text "You know this blade ..."
How to get rid of it You can sell it for 35 gold, 29 silver, and 71 copper.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Angus Nov 25th 2011 8:16PM
I was worried there would be no PLF today.
Imagine my surprise at groaning in pain at that last line. Really Throgg?!
Revynn Nov 25th 2011 8:29PM
I still have the original Agility version from the ZA raid on my hunter. Too bad we'll likely never see a 2H Agility Axe or Sword again, I have some awesome stuff tucked away in my bank.
Still one of my favorite Axe models in the game, next to Brynntroll from Marrowgar-25 and Shadowmourne.
Jordan Nov 27th 2011 5:23AM
you got one in 3.3 if you completed the Battered Hilt quest-line =P
but Polearms are where it's at for Catty it seems.
Jeff W Nov 25th 2011 8:37PM
How to get it: Complete Zul'Aman on a timed run.
Not true. This drops from the 3rd chest.
morncreek Nov 25th 2011 8:59PM
Reforged Trollbane is one of five possible items from Norkani's Package. The chest is only available to players when they save Norkani - the third prisoner - before the timer expires. So, technically, yes: you don't have to *complete* a timed run. Honestly, though, you're splitting hairs.
Bellajtok Nov 25th 2011 10:01PM
I wouldn't say so. As anyone who has downed Jan'Alai and seen only a few short minutes left on the timer, the difference between a bear run and a timed run to the third boss is enormous. You could easily get this in a pug.
RetPallyJil Nov 25th 2011 8:48PM
Because even in non-Blizzard stories, the Alliance needs Horde members to save them!
ZeroDesu Nov 26th 2011 7:00AM
Oh come on, why downvote this? It's funny as hell!
Good work, Jill. :)
Hurbster Nov 25th 2011 9:27PM
Of course, it's Blizzard law.
Bluemain Nov 25th 2011 9:50PM
"you know this blade"
I bloody well did when it was a great stat stick for hunters, and now its a warriors tool, you know theres crimes and then theres crimes. I used to love that axe back in the day.
Maribel Nov 25th 2011 11:17PM
Yay Miranda! ...wait, she recognizes Throgg?
KataSamoes Dec 2nd 2011 11:59AM
Miranda was the woman he saved back in Thunder Bluff from the Grimtotem, I believe.
Dementron Nov 25th 2011 11:52PM
Something has been bothering me about Lolegolas. If he's a hunter, where is his pet? And then I remembered... oh, right, Throgg.
Amanda A. Nov 26th 2011 3:28AM
I thought the Gilnean was his "pet."
Spider Nov 26th 2011 2:07AM
"I got an axe for you. I hear Stitches love axes."
Comedy gold. xD
Berna Nov 26th 2011 4:29AM
"Stitches love axes" is funny? Could some kind native speaker explain that, please? 'Cause I'm not getting it.
Farnoth Nov 26th 2011 4:56AM
Stitches is an Abomination, which are known for being simplistic and 'retarded'. To him, he's saying "I love axes", but he doesn't grasp the concept of "I" and instead uses his name. Think of it like the Hulk. "Hulk smash!" instead of "I smash!", it's the same idea.
RetPallyJil Nov 26th 2011 4:58AM
No it's a take-off on a meme:
"I got her a ________; I hear biotches like _________"
fill in the blank with whatever "Amusing" photo you come up with. In this case, "Stitches" replaces that uh, main part there.
Berna Nov 26th 2011 8:35AM
@RetPallyJil Ah, now I get it. Thanks!
ravyncat Nov 26th 2011 11:45AM
Oh. I understand it now too.
I am a native speaker and was all confused by why that line was so funny. Guess I'm not up on internet memes...and I'm totally ok with that. XD