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11-28-2011 @ 9:14PM
Muradin and Voren'thal approach each other in the ring.Suddenly, a sudden blizzard blows up, covering the ring in snow and sub-zero temperatures.When the storm subsided a little, Voren'thal approaches the frozen form of Muradin lying in the snow. He lays down his weapons. "I saw you... in a dream. It said that my salvation lies with you.""Who am I?" Muradin responds."The dream said that you are Yorg Stormheart.""Mmm. Then that is who I am."Suddenly a giant Jormungar rises up out of the snow. Yorg instinctively grows to twice his size, then strikes the Jormungar dead with one blow to the head."Yes! You are the one!" Voren'thal exclaimed. Voren'thal and Yorg then journeyed on an epic quest, which involved walking round and round the snow covered coliseum and not realizing it, defeating random wild beasts the ringmaster threw in to try and speed up the conflict, until one day they reached a giant snow-covered castle, which was actually the ringmaster's booth, iced over after days of inactivity.As they approached, a frozen hairy beast approached them menacingly. "This is it, Yorg!" Voren'thal announced. "This is the great evil you must defeat!"Yorg approached the hairy beast. "He doesn't seem too menacing." The beast spat on him. "Why ain't that a little bugger." Yorg lightly swung his hammer at the beast's head, and the beast shattered into a hundred frozen shards.Yorg approached one of the shards, and noticed something familiar about it--it was the face of the ringmaster! As Yorg saw the face, his memory returned to him: "Oh that's right, I was supposed to be fighting some guy to the death. I wonder who that might be..."Voren'thal prepared to defend himself against a blow that never came. For as Muradin finished speaking, a portal opened. "Where are you going?" Voren'thal queried."To the next expac. See, unlike you, my arc goes beyond one story." And as Muradin stepped through the portal, the portal closed behind him, leaving Voren'thal trapped in the timeline of the now previous expansion pack, where his timeline quickly collapsed out of neglect and retcon abuse. As Voren'thal's existence slowly dissipated, his last thought was why he didn't see this coming...Winner: Yorg Stormheart, aka Muradin
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