Aiding the Alliance: The idle Varian Wrynn

The Alliance faction leaders are simply ... boring. They don't do anything. They are tight springs of potential that are never given the opportunity to leap forth and act. What I've decided to do today is begin a series wherein I lay out what I as an Alliance player feel is lacking in my faction's heroes. There will be no faction fairness here, only what your average Alliance player sees, perceives and experiences and how I feel that can be improved.
Today we look at Varian Wrynn, King of Stormwind.
Who are you?
I love Varian Wrynn. I really do. In his current state, however, he's 100% pure wasted potential. He needs some serious help in a few key places.
First, looking strictly at World of Warcraft, we know absolutely nothing about him. He didn't appear in any of the previous games, either. This man's story, past and present, takes place entirely in extended media -- comics, novels, and so on. Who is he? Why does he deserve to be High King of the Alliance? Why does he deserve our respect? What sort of combat experience does he have? The Trials of the High King quest chain that was discussed at BlizzCon sounds cool and a very good way to get this information to players, but those Trials need to portray real, actual issues Varian is dealing with. Don't just give us Kill 10 Pigs, Kill 20 Cowpigs, Kill 30 Orcpigs. Show this man as someone who is wise and worthy to rule.
If the writers don't want Varian to be intelligent, give him the capability to know when he needs to call on people who are intelligent. Varian Wrynn's being able to say Tyrande, what's your take on this? is an admirable trait. Every leader needs to be able to do that. Varian's being boiled down to I will hit you with my sword so hard!! is not admirable whatsoever.

Speaking of hitting things with swords, can we deal with Varian's rage issues once and for all? Or find a better way to approach it? His anger management problems have been addressed at least three times in varying degrees. Back in the comic, everybody thought he would get better when he cobbled his two halves back together. That didn't do it. In his faction leader short story, we thought his self-realization about his problems would fix it. It didn't. In Wolfheart, he goes through a magical healing process. Will that fix it? Man, I hope so -- but didn't the Blood of Our Fathers short story take place after Wolfheart? So no, I guess even magical cleansing can't help Varian. How many more times do we need to go through this with him?
Seeing Varian pull himself out of his blinding rage only to fall back into it reminds me of an alcoholic -- and in fact, he is an alcoholic in Wolfheart, or at least a horrible drunkard.
Alcoholism is not heroic. Domestic abuse is not heroic. That's the kind of thing that darkens your opinion of a man forever. Anduin is an incredibly brave kid, getting himself away from Varian and departing for the Exodar. There is very little room for second chances when it comes to alcoholism and abuse, and it looks like Varian is on the road to needing his fourth and fifth chances. Just shelve that anger management thing. Give Varian the opportunity to make up for his mistakes and then it's dealt with, it's gone, just ... forget it. Don't turn our High King into a violent deadbeat. Characters like that have their place in fiction, but don't expect readers to respect those people, as we are expected to respect Varian.
Direct his rage at the Horde. Don't inflict it upon the Alliance, and certainly not his own son.
If the creators of this character see his rage issues as one of his defining traits and it's here to stay, he needs a foil. He needs a character at his side who can rein him in before things get bad. He needs a partner who can say Varian, cut that crap out! before he starts hitting people and spittling in their faces, and Varian needs to respect that person enough to listen to them. There is room for an angry, intense, kill-or-be-killed leader, especially when it's a character who has lost as much as Varian has in his lifetime, but he needs someone to play off of. For example ...

While Varian tells Jaina to stop crying and do something, she can tell him that ... sometimes it's okay to cry. Varian and Jaina wield great potential together. They'd become better people through one another's flaws, and they'd be a lot better off helping each other out.
Does their relationship need to be romantic? No, of course not. It could be, sure, but Varian and Jaina are old friends by now. They knew each other when they were kids. Varian was there in Lordaeron when Arthas and Jaina first met. After this many years seeing some seriously dark stuff together, it's perfectly reasonable to expect them to have built strong bonds between one another. Heck, until Genn Greymane resurfaced, Jaina and Varian were the final living rulers of the entire human race. That's significant.
Simple inaction
Varian Wrynn needs to go out into the world more. Again, Trials of the High King will help, but he needs to be more active in general. Garrosh, over the course of Cataclysm, has been out in the field dealing with his commanders and leading the assault on the Alliance. He's been active while the Horde is on the rise. Varian Wrynn, over the course of Cataclysm, stands in the remodeled Stormwind Keep, playing his fiddle while the Alliance burns around him.
Varian could meet Garrosh in battle in the Twilight Highlands. He could rescue Sentinel Hill and drive Vanessa VanCleef away. He could aid in fending off the orcs in Redridge. Varian's inaction in this expansion made signing up with Vanessa VanCleef seem like a damn good idea, because she's completely right. The Alliance is in a miserable state, humanity moreso than anybody else. Humanity, the backbone of the Alliance, seems on the brink of extinction. That's terrifying. Varian isn't doing anything about it but alienating his friends and family.
Go, Varian. Go and do.

I feel we also need to talk about Varian's imagery. Lo'gosh. The Ghost Wolf. Is that cool imagery? Yes. Is it contributing to the Alliance's dislike of Varian Wrynn and the perception of Horde favoritism? Yes. The Alliance looks at High King Lo'gosh and they think Oh jeez, Blizzard loves the Horde so much they're importing it to the Alliance now. Is that the truth? Of course not, but perception is perception. Our High King is being portrayed as an orc -- an orc-hating orc at that.
Thrall is very human, but his actions in support of the Horde speak volumes. As human as he is, Thrall is clearly orc at heart. Thrall built the Horde. Thrall was constantly working to rekindle what it means to be an orc. Varian can't say any of that. Varian doesn't have the swagger he needs to pull off the orcish human thing in the same way Thrall can pull off the opposite.
The Alliance has lacked a hero that has truly embodied the essence of what the Alliance is, humanity especially. The Alliance doesn't need a ghost wolf. Those great big pauldrons Varian wears? We need him to embody those: the lion and the eagle. If Varian can't do it, we need someone who can. As long as our High King is Lo'gosh the orcish human, Alliance players won't respect him. That's not who we are.
Varian suffers from the "world hero" concept that was outlined in a recent dev watercooler. It feels as if faction leaders and their story arcs tend to be written with the whole world in mind rather than one faction. That doesn't work in this game, and it will continue to not work. The game is set up with a clear division along faction lines. We are at war with the other team. If you don't pick a side, if you don't embody what your faction needs, you're nobody.
Neutral figures have never gone over well -- not Tirion Fordring, not Malfurion Stormrage, and certainly not Thrall. Blizzard tried to create a Varian Wrynn palatable to both Horde and Alliance players. The Alliance doesn't need that. The Alliance needs someone that makes us feel good about being who we are. The Alliance needs a representation of itself out on the front lines. Lo'gosh isn't that. Lo'gosh can't be that. Varian Wrynn, however, can be precisely that.
We need a new Lion of Stormwind. We haven't had one since Warcraft II, when Anduin Lothar bit the dust. Warcraft III showed us a catastrophic decline of humanity, and the human race has never recovered from it. We have no paladin order (Tirion Fordring went and disbanded it) or any meaningful order of warriors at all. All of our heroes exist only in the form of stone monuments scattered throughout the world. Our few heroes who are still alive have been cast out into other planets entirely. Danath Trollbane stands in his keep in Hellfire Peninsula filing paperwork. Turalyon is Light-knows-where.
Bolvar Fordragon is the closest we ever came to having a Lion of Stormwind again, and that was produced almost completely by players -- Bolvar never really did much until Wrath of the Lich King realized how we envisioned him all along. Our desire for a human hero was so great that we made one on our own built entirely on his ability to clear dragons out of the throne room. Bolvar was taken from us, and he sits on the Frozen Throne now. The hero we made is gone. Varian is no replacement. The Ghost Wolf is not the Lion. Let the Horde keep their wolves; we don't want them.You will stand trial for your crimes. You will stand in Capital City, in chains as the leaders of the Alliance decide your fate, and there you will acknowledge your full defeat. -- High General Turalyon
Does Varian Wrynn specifically need to be the Lion? No, he doesn't, but he needs to interact with and respect whoever it is, and there must be one.
You know who would make a damn cool lion? Joanna Blueheart. That's a character who understands Alliance warfare. Pull her out of Swamp of Sorrows, slap some commendations on her, give her armor befitting her station, and put her on the Alliance's front line in Mists of Pandaria. Joanna reports to Varian. Varian respects her worth. Everyone is happy. She doesn't need to be a central lore figure. She doesn't need to participate in politics like the faction leaders do. But she needs to be someone that we see and interact with long-term and feel good about.
A better man
Varian Wrynn could be a great character. His core problem is that he's a deeply flawed character, and in no form of media whatsoever have we been given a reason to look past his flaws. He is nothing but flaws. He's at his best when his mouth is shut and he's stabbing a dragon. That's not enough for the High King of the Alliance. Move him beyond some of his flaws. He talks the talk, but he doesn't walk the walk. Prop him up. Make him a better man.
I want to be proud of my king.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Lore






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 11)
jealouspirate Dec 8th 2011 1:13PM
/standing ovation
How I love this article. I am in complete agreement. Can't wait to read the rest of this series.
AROD Dec 8th 2011 4:31PM
I was reading the article and all along I was thinking we need Anduin Lothar until I read his part "We need a new Lion of Stormwind. We haven't had one since Warcraft II, when Anduin Lothar bit the dust. "
Oh how I wish we could have a king worthy of his people. I do not want a fighting leader, what I want is a leader that is smart and brave. Smart enough to realize when action needs to be taken and brave enough to take action. A king does not need to fight the battles by himself, he only needs to have the heart of the people and the people will fight the fights for him. What they should do is kill this king (I know treason!) and bring the son up to power (he is a priest but he seems to be intelligent and brave), he can be advise by Jaina and/or the wolfman or just make him grow up until adulthood.
Also they (Blizzard) should come up with a quest line that allows us to return Anduin Lothar's sword. I have it and I will be willing to give it up if they bring me a leader that I can be proud off or make me king! I promise you that you will have Troll for Breakfast, BELF for lunch and a very Garosh dinner and after that we go to MOP... do not mess with the cows because they are cool (and are people too) and the undead are just nasty!
Mark Dec 8th 2011 6:01PM
My guild leader says that there was originally an alliance storyline/movie around getting to the Twilight Highlands that was closer to the Horde version which made Varian MUCH more badass, deep, developed his character, etc. I don't know how he knows this - maybe it was a big story and I just missed it. But it sounds cool. I now have raiding characters in both factions, and finally got to see the horde version - WHOA. Big, big difference. I love me some Flintlocke, but alliance truly did get robbed, there.
Horde version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTqKi1VDQlE
I can't find this supposed cool alliance version anywhere.
DragonFireKai Dec 8th 2011 6:15PM
@Mark
It's the second half of the video embedding in this blog post.
http://childrenofwrath.blogspot.com/2011/12/when-your-reach-exceeds-your-grasp.html
The first half is Thrall's dialogue that made it in game in the goblin zone, the second half is the voice acting for the Alliance Twilight Highlands intro, in which Varian uncovers Archbishop Benedictus as a traitor with the help of the players, and sends the Alliance to the Twilight Highlands with the express orders not to engage the Horde.
It was the lynchpin that held together the Alliance questing experience, and Blizzard cast it aside in favor of a wild ride with Fargo.
Pyromelter Dec 8th 2011 8:24PM
Completely agreed with both the sentiment of the original post as well as the commenters here, I am standing and applauding with you.
"Go, Varian. Go and do."
Quoted for truth.
viciouspen Dec 8th 2011 11:55PM
I so loved this article. I applaud and salute you....once I figure out how you do both of those at the same time without slapping yourself in the face.
blizz has so neglected the alliance leaders for so long.
Seriously though this hits on so many important things.
And I have to also say that this is nice to see on the Insider who has it's own reputation for horde exclusivity and bias. Good on you insider.
Very much looking forward to the rest of these.
Khoonda Dec 8th 2011 1:14PM
I Absolutely love this article as an Alliance player
Hellshout Dec 8th 2011 2:42PM
Heck, I absolutely loved this article as a HORDE player.
Hob Dec 8th 2011 7:34PM
I agree. I'm a very dedicated Horde player, but it would great to see some solid, positive lore development for the Alliance leaders and for the Alliance faction.
Pyromelter Dec 9th 2011 5:41AM
I would argue the Horde needs a good Alliance story almost as much if not MORE than the Alliance, because otherwise there is no where for the Horde to direct their aggression against the alliance. At least the Alliance has Garrosh, and if thrall comes back, Sylvanas, to really get them fired up about killing some horde. Horde looks at alliance leaders and are like... why do I care about you again?
A good Alliance story is not just good for the Alliance, but something that I think is necessary for the entire health of the game including both factions.
I really really wish they would make a Warcraft 4, they can develop heroes so much better in a RTS or RTS/RPG, I mean just look at Starcraft 2 - you, the player, develop intimate relationships with all the major heroes, and in turn you are rewarded with an epic story and excellent character development. I just have a hard time believing that blizzard can give it's playerbase the same connection with it's heroes without another single player campaign-type game.
fudge Dec 8th 2011 1:16PM
Very good points!
One way they could salvage the whole situation (though somewhat unrealistic), would be to kill Varian Wrynn.
At this point, I think he's pretty much unsalvageable. He's too much defined by his "savage" traits or in-game, by having no characterization at all. They could, of course, start character development, but honestly, there's an easier way.
Have him die heroically, say, defending Theramore, maybe locked in mortal combat with Garrosh, so the Horde gets something out of it, too.
Then have someone else take over. Either make Jaina the regent until Anduin comes off age or have Anduin take over right then. His father's sacrifice could inspire him to combine his clerical training with the martial aspects his Varian represented and become the paladin monarch humanity and the Alliance deserve. Or have Turalyon return (I'd like that best).
clundgren Dec 8th 2011 1:50PM
Turalyon, please, I find Anduin insufferable.
I quite like the idea of Varian dying heroically, because I agree with you that, at this point, he's got too much baggage. But not at the hands of Garrosh -- the QQ would be too epic. In fact, if he is going to die it should be at the hands of some epic threat to the entire world, and given that I think there may well be an as yet unannounced Old God raid between now and MoP...
fudge Dec 8th 2011 1:57PM
Well, I meant that Garrosh and Varian should kill each other.
But even if he was killed by Garrosh, I wouldn't actually mind.
Because that's what you get for being stupid and attacking the 7ft tall green, mean warmachine on his terms.
SR Dec 8th 2011 2:29PM
Garrosh is brown. He also had his ass handed to him by Cairne until he got a lucky hit with a cursed axe.
Ganatola Dec 8th 2011 3:52PM
Wall of Text incoming!
Honestly, I can see redemption for Varian coming in the Trials of the High King. You really don't have to kill the man. If I were Blizzard, here is how I would end the epic storyline.
The chain climaxes at [Random Location], where a huge force of Alliance and Horde meet for battle, and the Horde is winning at the moment. A sudden charge at Wrynn leaves him without any guards except for the players (which is what you're doing in this final quest, defending Wrynn). Garrosh and Wrynn start their fight while the Horde and Alliance prevents the other side from interfering between the two leaders.
Eventually, Wrynn will subdue Garrosh, but instead of killing him, Wrynn offers mercy in return for the lands Garrosh took [throughout Cataclysm]. He does this because he knows Garrosh is barely holding the Horde together with his strong leadership, and because he has come to realize that the Horde does have its uses (such as aiding in killing Deathwing).
Garrosh spits at the offer and questions Wrynn's bravery, leading to a conversation something to the tune of this:
Garrosh: "I thought you were a proud warrior - the best fighter and challenge the Alliance had to offer me. Not another groveling, pathetic diplomat begging for land!"
Wrynn: "I am sorry to hear your decision, but there is one thing you must understand before I put you out of your misery, Hellscream."
Garrosh: "Oh, and what is that, Varian Wrynn? That everything I worked for will be destroyed? By you?"
Wrynn: "No, Garrosh."
Wrynn: "I am not the Alliance's strongest fighter - unlike what you are for the Horde. I am not the Alliance's diplomat - what Proudmoore tries to be. I am not even the greatest human to live - that honor belongs to far better men than I. I once bore the name Lo'gosh, but that is not my name anymore. I have the name Varian Wrynn, but that is not my name either."
Wrynn: "The only name I have is now Alliance."
Wrynn: "Alliance protects the innocent and the helpless. Alliance rips the oppressors from existence, and Alliance bestows mercy upon those who humble themselves to take it. Alliance holds us together through the raging madness of this world."
Wrynn: "The Alliance is the true Lion of Azeroth, and I am the roar that calls the Lion to battle; the roar that sends our enemies fleeing from our terrible wrath! I am the fangs that shred those who would try to overcome us! I am the charge into the abyss, leading the Alliance to its glory or death!"
Wrynn: "We will not stop fighting until our very bones are pummeled to dust and engraved into the stones, and woe to the fool who thinks we are but mere men, dwarves, gnomes, elves, worgen to be trampled over! We are Lions - each and every son and daughter of the Alliance - and we cannot be tamed!"
Wrynn: "I am Varian Wrynn, Lo'gosh, High King of the Alliance, and I ask you once more, Garrosh Hellscream - will you accept mercy?"
Garrosh: "A true warrior never surrenders to his foe."
Wrynn: "I would have said that once, not long ago. I was full of pride and anger, but I learned what it truly means to be King. To put your people before your pride. To actually listen to what others are saying. To bow to wisdom's call. Glory is not so glorious as it seems when you have to hurt the people around you to gain it."
Wrynn: "A true warrior will never surrender? Then a dead warrior is all you will ever be remembered as."
Wrynn then executes Garrosh. With their leader dead, the Horde retreats, and the Alliance has won the battle. In the aftermath, Thrall is asked to take up the mantle of Warchief again, and he accepts.
TL;DR Version:
Through the Trials of the High King, Wrynn will learn to suppress his rage and pride, and be able to channel it into his current goal. He would learn when mercy can be applied for the benefit of both parties (such as getting land back for the life of a leader). He would meet Garrosh on the battlefield and defeat him, then give a nice speech (the Blizzard version would be much better than my nonsense). After the speech, Garrosh refuses mercy and is executed.
End results: Garrosh is dead; Wrynn is the strong, wise leader the Alliance needs; and Thrall will hopefully swoop in to take the reins of the Horde and lead it back to its former strength.
On top of that, the war between the Horde and Alliance kicks into high gear with the orcs and others calling for Wrynn's head, and the Alliance riding on the momentum of the huge victory.
...
Whew, it's finally done ... what do you guys think? (Other than I'm crazy - I already know that already!)
clundgren Dec 8th 2011 4:00PM
I appreciate the effort you put in, but I think a LOT of Horde players, Orc in particular, would object. Strongly. Having Garrosh die is one thing. Having him humiliated and lectured to by Varian first...not so palatable. In fact, having one faction leader killed by another is just opening a whole 'nother bag of worms.
Rhüarc Dec 8th 2011 4:35PM
@Ganatola
I loved your scenario, I don't think it'll ever come down to Garrosh killing Varian, or Varian killing Garrosh.
However, I did find it quite humerous that you managed to list every race in the Alliance in your speech. Except Draenei.
Draenei - Getting the shaft since Sunwell Plateau!
Awesome Dec 8th 2011 4:43PM
OH! The guy at the end of the bridge coming into Stormwind is Turalyon?! I always thought he was badass because he reminded me of the character from LOTR that does teh same (kill/wound the baddie with a broken sword). Never knew his name, but always (when RP'ing) paused to salute on any of my Alliance toons, cuz he seemed so epic.
Ganatola Dec 8th 2011 5:03PM
In hindsight, I realize this scenario is a little extreme, and I'm also sorry to our blue friends out there - thanks for the callout Rhü. (Week before finals, two tests tomorrow - it's a miracle I have enough creativity at the moment to write this. Just kill me now.)
I just know if Blizzard ever wants to be free of the "Horde Favoritism" complaint (so kindly brought up by Alex here), they will have to do something extreme in the opposite direction for balance. I'm positive it won't be the above scenario, but I'm guessing something very drastic will happen to the Horde leadership by the end of MoP. Merely bringing up the subject and giving some evidence that says otherwise will not sway most people, as action (pardon the cliché) speaks much louder than words.
GhostWhoWalks Dec 8th 2011 5:28PM
Clundgren, as a long-time Horde player, I could not disagree more. Garrosh is despised by much of the Horde, both players and NPCs. His leadership is terrible, he is distrustful of any non-Orc, and his few highlights are marred by a long history of immaturity and thick-headedness. Any success he's had has been more the result of our efforts than his: the entrance to Twilight Highlands is a perfect example, with Garrosh sabotaging our own invasion by splitting the Horde's forces to go chase after some Alliance ships, then crash-landing into the ocean and finally washing up on shore AFTER we've done all the actual work. Garrosh is a bully, plain and simple, and the only people who support him are the type who would support a bully in real life. He's the worst thing to ever happen to the Horde; if it weren't for him, Cairne would still be alive, Vol'jin would still be in Orgrimmar and our citizens wouldn't be resorting to stealing from each other in order to eat.
So yes, have Varian kill him. I doubt Thrall will be coming back until hostilities die down, it's looking like he'll be retiring with Aggra for awhile, but Vol'jin could make a good Warchief.