Aiding the Alliance: The idle Varian Wrynn

The Alliance faction leaders are simply ... boring. They don't do anything. They are tight springs of potential that are never given the opportunity to leap forth and act. What I've decided to do today is begin a series wherein I lay out what I as an Alliance player feel is lacking in my faction's heroes. There will be no faction fairness here, only what your average Alliance player sees, perceives and experiences and how I feel that can be improved.
Today we look at Varian Wrynn, King of Stormwind.
Who are you?
I love Varian Wrynn. I really do. In his current state, however, he's 100% pure wasted potential. He needs some serious help in a few key places.
First, looking strictly at World of Warcraft, we know absolutely nothing about him. He didn't appear in any of the previous games, either. This man's story, past and present, takes place entirely in extended media -- comics, novels, and so on. Who is he? Why does he deserve to be High King of the Alliance? Why does he deserve our respect? What sort of combat experience does he have? The Trials of the High King quest chain that was discussed at BlizzCon sounds cool and a very good way to get this information to players, but those Trials need to portray real, actual issues Varian is dealing with. Don't just give us Kill 10 Pigs, Kill 20 Cowpigs, Kill 30 Orcpigs. Show this man as someone who is wise and worthy to rule.
If the writers don't want Varian to be intelligent, give him the capability to know when he needs to call on people who are intelligent. Varian Wrynn's being able to say Tyrande, what's your take on this? is an admirable trait. Every leader needs to be able to do that. Varian's being boiled down to I will hit you with my sword so hard!! is not admirable whatsoever.

Speaking of hitting things with swords, can we deal with Varian's rage issues once and for all? Or find a better way to approach it? His anger management problems have been addressed at least three times in varying degrees. Back in the comic, everybody thought he would get better when he cobbled his two halves back together. That didn't do it. In his faction leader short story, we thought his self-realization about his problems would fix it. It didn't. In Wolfheart, he goes through a magical healing process. Will that fix it? Man, I hope so -- but didn't the Blood of Our Fathers short story take place after Wolfheart? So no, I guess even magical cleansing can't help Varian. How many more times do we need to go through this with him?
Seeing Varian pull himself out of his blinding rage only to fall back into it reminds me of an alcoholic -- and in fact, he is an alcoholic in Wolfheart, or at least a horrible drunkard.
Alcoholism is not heroic. Domestic abuse is not heroic. That's the kind of thing that darkens your opinion of a man forever. Anduin is an incredibly brave kid, getting himself away from Varian and departing for the Exodar. There is very little room for second chances when it comes to alcoholism and abuse, and it looks like Varian is on the road to needing his fourth and fifth chances. Just shelve that anger management thing. Give Varian the opportunity to make up for his mistakes and then it's dealt with, it's gone, just ... forget it. Don't turn our High King into a violent deadbeat. Characters like that have their place in fiction, but don't expect readers to respect those people, as we are expected to respect Varian.
Direct his rage at the Horde. Don't inflict it upon the Alliance, and certainly not his own son.
If the creators of this character see his rage issues as one of his defining traits and it's here to stay, he needs a foil. He needs a character at his side who can rein him in before things get bad. He needs a partner who can say Varian, cut that crap out! before he starts hitting people and spittling in their faces, and Varian needs to respect that person enough to listen to them. There is room for an angry, intense, kill-or-be-killed leader, especially when it's a character who has lost as much as Varian has in his lifetime, but he needs someone to play off of. For example ...

While Varian tells Jaina to stop crying and do something, she can tell him that ... sometimes it's okay to cry. Varian and Jaina wield great potential together. They'd become better people through one another's flaws, and they'd be a lot better off helping each other out.
Does their relationship need to be romantic? No, of course not. It could be, sure, but Varian and Jaina are old friends by now. They knew each other when they were kids. Varian was there in Lordaeron when Arthas and Jaina first met. After this many years seeing some seriously dark stuff together, it's perfectly reasonable to expect them to have built strong bonds between one another. Heck, until Genn Greymane resurfaced, Jaina and Varian were the final living rulers of the entire human race. That's significant.
Simple inaction
Varian Wrynn needs to go out into the world more. Again, Trials of the High King will help, but he needs to be more active in general. Garrosh, over the course of Cataclysm, has been out in the field dealing with his commanders and leading the assault on the Alliance. He's been active while the Horde is on the rise. Varian Wrynn, over the course of Cataclysm, stands in the remodeled Stormwind Keep, playing his fiddle while the Alliance burns around him.
Varian could meet Garrosh in battle in the Twilight Highlands. He could rescue Sentinel Hill and drive Vanessa VanCleef away. He could aid in fending off the orcs in Redridge. Varian's inaction in this expansion made signing up with Vanessa VanCleef seem like a damn good idea, because she's completely right. The Alliance is in a miserable state, humanity moreso than anybody else. Humanity, the backbone of the Alliance, seems on the brink of extinction. That's terrifying. Varian isn't doing anything about it but alienating his friends and family.
Go, Varian. Go and do.

I feel we also need to talk about Varian's imagery. Lo'gosh. The Ghost Wolf. Is that cool imagery? Yes. Is it contributing to the Alliance's dislike of Varian Wrynn and the perception of Horde favoritism? Yes. The Alliance looks at High King Lo'gosh and they think Oh jeez, Blizzard loves the Horde so much they're importing it to the Alliance now. Is that the truth? Of course not, but perception is perception. Our High King is being portrayed as an orc -- an orc-hating orc at that.
Thrall is very human, but his actions in support of the Horde speak volumes. As human as he is, Thrall is clearly orc at heart. Thrall built the Horde. Thrall was constantly working to rekindle what it means to be an orc. Varian can't say any of that. Varian doesn't have the swagger he needs to pull off the orcish human thing in the same way Thrall can pull off the opposite.
The Alliance has lacked a hero that has truly embodied the essence of what the Alliance is, humanity especially. The Alliance doesn't need a ghost wolf. Those great big pauldrons Varian wears? We need him to embody those: the lion and the eagle. If Varian can't do it, we need someone who can. As long as our High King is Lo'gosh the orcish human, Alliance players won't respect him. That's not who we are.
Varian suffers from the "world hero" concept that was outlined in a recent dev watercooler. It feels as if faction leaders and their story arcs tend to be written with the whole world in mind rather than one faction. That doesn't work in this game, and it will continue to not work. The game is set up with a clear division along faction lines. We are at war with the other team. If you don't pick a side, if you don't embody what your faction needs, you're nobody.
Neutral figures have never gone over well -- not Tirion Fordring, not Malfurion Stormrage, and certainly not Thrall. Blizzard tried to create a Varian Wrynn palatable to both Horde and Alliance players. The Alliance doesn't need that. The Alliance needs someone that makes us feel good about being who we are. The Alliance needs a representation of itself out on the front lines. Lo'gosh isn't that. Lo'gosh can't be that. Varian Wrynn, however, can be precisely that.
We need a new Lion of Stormwind. We haven't had one since Warcraft II, when Anduin Lothar bit the dust. Warcraft III showed us a catastrophic decline of humanity, and the human race has never recovered from it. We have no paladin order (Tirion Fordring went and disbanded it) or any meaningful order of warriors at all. All of our heroes exist only in the form of stone monuments scattered throughout the world. Our few heroes who are still alive have been cast out into other planets entirely. Danath Trollbane stands in his keep in Hellfire Peninsula filing paperwork. Turalyon is Light-knows-where.
Bolvar Fordragon is the closest we ever came to having a Lion of Stormwind again, and that was produced almost completely by players -- Bolvar never really did much until Wrath of the Lich King realized how we envisioned him all along. Our desire for a human hero was so great that we made one on our own built entirely on his ability to clear dragons out of the throne room. Bolvar was taken from us, and he sits on the Frozen Throne now. The hero we made is gone. Varian is no replacement. The Ghost Wolf is not the Lion. Let the Horde keep their wolves; we don't want them.You will stand trial for your crimes. You will stand in Capital City, in chains as the leaders of the Alliance decide your fate, and there you will acknowledge your full defeat. -- High General Turalyon
Does Varian Wrynn specifically need to be the Lion? No, he doesn't, but he needs to interact with and respect whoever it is, and there must be one.
You know who would make a damn cool lion? Joanna Blueheart. That's a character who understands Alliance warfare. Pull her out of Swamp of Sorrows, slap some commendations on her, give her armor befitting her station, and put her on the Alliance's front line in Mists of Pandaria. Joanna reports to Varian. Varian respects her worth. Everyone is happy. She doesn't need to be a central lore figure. She doesn't need to participate in politics like the faction leaders do. But she needs to be someone that we see and interact with long-term and feel good about.
A better man
Varian Wrynn could be a great character. His core problem is that he's a deeply flawed character, and in no form of media whatsoever have we been given a reason to look past his flaws. He is nothing but flaws. He's at his best when his mouth is shut and he's stabbing a dragon. That's not enough for the High King of the Alliance. Move him beyond some of his flaws. He talks the talk, but he doesn't walk the walk. Prop him up. Make him a better man.
I want to be proud of my king.
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Reader Comments (Page 10 of 11)
mason.jdouglas Dec 8th 2011 6:31PM
Varian Wrynn is an irreedeemable character, and should be killed off. ASAP.
Stay with me, I'll explain why.
Wow is a game in a medieval setting... kind of. The most medieval part of it is the human kingdom of Stormwind. When it comes to medievel things, more than anywhere else, symbology is EVERYWHERE, and incredibly important.
Let's take a look at the symbology inherent in Varian Wrynn. He's an angry fellow, expressed through his unkempt hairstyle, and the two massive blades he wields in combat. He's known as Lo'Gosh, the ghost wolf. Given the context of WoW, the only thing surprising I can say about him after this, is that he is ...Human?!
The very word "Alliance" makes you expect something of the faction. An alliance is a group of people who've banded together for protection, to make a stand against something they can't stand against alone. (See World War 2. :*J).
A leader of the alliance shouldn't be ferociously angry, he should be RIGHTEOUSLY angry. The armaments of the righteous are a sword and shield, with emphasis on the SHIELD. The shield is the symbol of the alliance because it stands for protection and shelter, and Varian doesn't even HAVE one! And the wolf spirit... that is inarguably a symbol for orcs, and only orcs. (Worgen too, but that's another Pandora's box for another day.)
Had they thought at all about this character when creating him, they would have given him a more regal appearance, some shining and clearly metallic armor, a hard angular sword befitting of a King, and a very impressive shield. They'd have tied his imagery to Lions and hawks (oh my!), and they'd have made him able to keep his anger in check.
He's the absolute worst faction leader in the game for this reason, and it's hard to beat Bore'themar out in that regard. I mean, that guy has never done anything, but at least he seems like an elf!
The only solution I an think of for Varian is to kill him off, and forget he ever existed, then retcon everything about him when they make WoW 2.
If you think I'm wrong, and you watched Game of Thrones, or read the books, let me paint this one picture.
What if the only thing I changed was if all the Stark children had pet "Dire Lions" instead of wolves?
Symbology is IMPORTANT.
DragonFireKai Dec 8th 2011 10:25PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG_OezlTZ1A
You're quite the expert in nameology.
corence Dec 10th 2011 12:40AM
Shield... now that's a good way of looking at it.
Looking at Warcraft II, in which both Alliance and Horde displayed heroism and badassery aplenty, the distinction between the footmen/knights versus the grunts/ogres was simple: soldier versus berserker.
Varian is a Fury warrior. He needs to be a Protection warrior.
The humans' role in warfare in Azeroth has always been defensive-minded. This is appropriate and central to the Alliance way of honor. Not that "the strongest shall survive", as is the Horde's way. Rather, the Alliance is about protecting the weak, and recognising that even those without brute strength can be honored and worthy.
Have a gnomish psychotherapist sit with Varian and finally get him to calm down a bit... then respec Varian to Protection Warrior. And let him represent the classic role of humans in the alliance... the one in the front lines, defending their homeworld from alien invaders, rising to the need for heroes... roaring "You shall not pass!"
Or -- kill Varian, put Turalyon atop the throne, and respec that guy to Protection Paladin.
Have the king of the humans represent the core value that Humans have always brought to the Alliance -- a soldier defending his home and his civilian loved ones.
TLDR: strap a shield on the human king and everything will sort itself out alliance-side.
Aids Dec 8th 2011 6:31PM
"Don't just give us Kill 10 Pigs, Kill 20 Cowpigs, Kill 30 Orcpigs."
Yeah, good luck, this is WoW, not runescape. The quests just aren't that good.
Schadenfreude Dec 8th 2011 6:42PM
I think the critical mistake with Varian was trying to make him the anti-Thrall. Thrall is a human-like orc, not defined by the savage bloodlust that had come to characterize the orcs of WC1 and 2. He was a compelling character in WC3 because he was different and elevated the horde to "different" from "evil". Varian the orc-like human could be interesting, but plainly the writers are fumbling him since they don't really know what to do with him. (I would argue that quite a lot of major lore characters are being inexpertly handled nowadays.)
I'm a horde player, but I would really like to see an alliance leader who bleeds blue-and-gold, someone intensely noble and paladin-like. I play horde because I like the savage races, but it's nice to look across the divide and see something different. Your suggestion of Johanna Blueheart would be totally amazing.
Hobstadt Dec 8th 2011 7:12PM
Except being noble is what is causing the Alliance being trampled under the feet of the Horde.
"Oh no, my father is about to attack Durotar and prevent the creation of a strong Orc nation. Let's help the Orcs by pulling our troops away from the attack!
"Oh no, the Burning Legion is gonna blow Thrallmar to pieces. Hurry, destroy their cannons!"
"Oh no, the all Blood Elves are dying. Let's restore the Sunwell!"
"Oh no, Baine and his followers have been driven out of Thunder Bluff and the new Tauren leadership wanna leave the Horde. Let's give Baine gold and equipment to prevent that!"
"Oh no, the Horde doesn't trust us. Let us take every single druid/mage/paladin and desert from the Alliance so the Horde will like us!"
Ever considered with a dumbass attitude like that the Alliance DESERVES to be butchered like pigs?
Especially since the attitude of the Horde has been "Look, Alliance citizens! Let's slaughter them!!" ever since WoW started. (Except when they are saying: "Awesome. The Alliance fools have sent their armies to defeat yet another threat to the world. Let's burn their cities while they are busy." Not even Thrall had any problems with his troops invading Ashenvale, regardless of peace treaties and stuff.
If I see any Alliance character aiding any Horde character anywhere in the game, for any reason, I will scream. And stop putting that sorta crap in the books too.
Especially since Thrall WILL return to the Horde, and then we will see Alliance butt-kicking like never before, since he is Aspect of the Earth now, and can probably defeat entire Alliance armies alone. Maybe Thrall's return is what Dave Kosac meant by "it will get worse, a lot worse"?
Royblazeheart Dec 8th 2011 7:41PM
@Hob
This is exactly why the Alliance should start shedding its white knight imagery. Hell, we've got night elves and savage worgen on our side. The Alliance should be embracing savagery, not shun it away. Like someone else said, let the Alliance be made up of white knights AND black knights. Let us show that we are human, or at least that we have a personality. Let them show ruthlessness, not like what happened at Taurajo. The Alliance should incorporate a Roman like mindset when facing these barbarous Horde. Make them feel like they are in an actual war!
Skarlette Dec 9th 2011 11:15PM
@Hobstadt -- Thrall is not the Earth Aspect. There are no Aspects anymore, and he was never one. He just stood in as a substitute in some rituals that required a representative of the Earth element. It was made clear in the book "Twilight of the Aspects" that he could never become one.
TonyKP Dec 8th 2011 7:39PM
Very accurate and very well written. I hope that someone in authority at Blizzard sees this and shows it to Metzen, preferably with a little bit of force.
TonyKP Dec 8th 2011 7:43PM
Yeah, the other side of this bad coin is that we had to lose Thrall because Blizzard couldn't make an Alliance leader worth a damn, so Thrall had to be the Mary Sue for both sides.
Wist Dec 8th 2011 7:56PM
"The Alliance faction leaders are simply ... boring. They don't do anything."
You know what? Fine.
I'm OK with them being boring.
BECAUSE NONE OF THE ALLIANCE LEADERS ARE TRYING TO KILL OTHER MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE.
(I'm looking at you, Sylvannas)
Hobstadt Dec 8th 2011 7:58PM
Exactly.
Doing a "Camp Taurajo" and opening a hole in the attacking forces so the Horde civilians can get out is just dumb, the Horde has never done, and will never do, that when attacking their enemies.
To keep up with the Horde, the Alliance needs to do a Silverwing Outpost (killing exactly EVERYONE and leaving their bodies to rot on the ground) on a few places like Hammerfall, Brackenwall Village, Grom'Gol, Tauren Mill, Crossroads, Kargath, Stonard and Shadowprey Village. Dead Horde soldiers can't fight on another battlefield, and dead Horde citizen can't help the war effort.
The Alliance needs to "crush their enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women before you kill them too". Nothing less will save the Alliance from total extinction.
Murdertime Dec 8th 2011 8:36PM
My other concern about these 'solutions' people offer to the supposed Horde bias is that they seem to basically boil down to 'The Horde suffers utter devastation and humiliation to balance out some minor losses and some battles that functionally end in stalemates. Also, whoever the current instrument of vengance is in this scenario smashes in the skull of no less than two Horde faction leaders'
Hobstadt Dec 8th 2011 8:51PM
That's not what I said. I said that in order to win, the Alliance should do their utmost in exterminating all the Horde citizens they run across, and not let them flee or retreat if it can be avoided.
Seriously, in Wolfheart, Varian ALLOWED the Orcs to flee instead of killing them all. Can anyone imagening a winning Horde Army allowing Alliance Forces to retreat?
Unless the Alliance becomes exactly as ruthless and merciless as the Horde has always been, they cannot win. And unless they win... they will all die. All of them.
I mean, really? The Horde sent a fleet to burn Stormwind to the ground? (Again, same as they did in the First War.) With a population of 300.000, of course tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, of civilians, would have died by fire and Horde axes. And would that have bothered the Horde troops much? Not really.
The Alliance needs to go "Lok'tar Ogar" (Victory or Death) too and stop having all these silly moral concerns, cause the other side sure ain't having them...
Amaxe Dec 8th 2011 10:42PM
The problem is, if the Alliance does these things, it's no longer worth saving.
Hobstadt Dec 9th 2011 5:28AM
*shrug* Are the Horde worthy to live? They do these things everywhere they win. And have always done, as far as I can remember. At least to the Alliance.
vahrg Dec 8th 2011 8:19PM
I wish the Alliance had another character like Bolvar, following him in Arathi and then seeing him lead us to the wrath gate was awesome.
Seefer79 Dec 8th 2011 8:42PM
Garrosh thinks every single race is beneath the orcs and treats them all as third class, he doesn't care about peace all he cares about is slaughtering the alliance.
Hobstadt Dec 8th 2011 9:00PM
And why is that bad from a Horde perspective?
Imagine a Kalimdor with no living Night Elves, Draenei or Worgen, when the Horde own every single inch of land from Moonglade to Feralas and Thousand Needels, including the Misty Isles and Teldrassil, and an Eastern Kingdoms where the Horde controls everything from Blackrock Mountain to Quel'Denas? And with Stormwind in ruins and the majority of the humans dead and the rest scattered?
How would that NOT be awesome from a Horde perspective?
Murdertime Dec 8th 2011 9:21PM
I think we'd all be happier with no Night Elves.
Think of it...a world where no major mystical artifact explodes for whole weeks at a time.