Aiding the Alliance: The idle Varian Wrynn

The Alliance faction leaders are simply ... boring. They don't do anything. They are tight springs of potential that are never given the opportunity to leap forth and act. What I've decided to do today is begin a series wherein I lay out what I as an Alliance player feel is lacking in my faction's heroes. There will be no faction fairness here, only what your average Alliance player sees, perceives and experiences and how I feel that can be improved.
Today we look at Varian Wrynn, King of Stormwind.
Who are you?
I love Varian Wrynn. I really do. In his current state, however, he's 100% pure wasted potential. He needs some serious help in a few key places.
First, looking strictly at World of Warcraft, we know absolutely nothing about him. He didn't appear in any of the previous games, either. This man's story, past and present, takes place entirely in extended media -- comics, novels, and so on. Who is he? Why does he deserve to be High King of the Alliance? Why does he deserve our respect? What sort of combat experience does he have? The Trials of the High King quest chain that was discussed at BlizzCon sounds cool and a very good way to get this information to players, but those Trials need to portray real, actual issues Varian is dealing with. Don't just give us Kill 10 Pigs, Kill 20 Cowpigs, Kill 30 Orcpigs. Show this man as someone who is wise and worthy to rule.
If the writers don't want Varian to be intelligent, give him the capability to know when he needs to call on people who are intelligent. Varian Wrynn's being able to say Tyrande, what's your take on this? is an admirable trait. Every leader needs to be able to do that. Varian's being boiled down to I will hit you with my sword so hard!! is not admirable whatsoever.

Speaking of hitting things with swords, can we deal with Varian's rage issues once and for all? Or find a better way to approach it? His anger management problems have been addressed at least three times in varying degrees. Back in the comic, everybody thought he would get better when he cobbled his two halves back together. That didn't do it. In his faction leader short story, we thought his self-realization about his problems would fix it. It didn't. In Wolfheart, he goes through a magical healing process. Will that fix it? Man, I hope so -- but didn't the Blood of Our Fathers short story take place after Wolfheart? So no, I guess even magical cleansing can't help Varian. How many more times do we need to go through this with him?
Seeing Varian pull himself out of his blinding rage only to fall back into it reminds me of an alcoholic -- and in fact, he is an alcoholic in Wolfheart, or at least a horrible drunkard.
Alcoholism is not heroic. Domestic abuse is not heroic. That's the kind of thing that darkens your opinion of a man forever. Anduin is an incredibly brave kid, getting himself away from Varian and departing for the Exodar. There is very little room for second chances when it comes to alcoholism and abuse, and it looks like Varian is on the road to needing his fourth and fifth chances. Just shelve that anger management thing. Give Varian the opportunity to make up for his mistakes and then it's dealt with, it's gone, just ... forget it. Don't turn our High King into a violent deadbeat. Characters like that have their place in fiction, but don't expect readers to respect those people, as we are expected to respect Varian.
Direct his rage at the Horde. Don't inflict it upon the Alliance, and certainly not his own son.
If the creators of this character see his rage issues as one of his defining traits and it's here to stay, he needs a foil. He needs a character at his side who can rein him in before things get bad. He needs a partner who can say Varian, cut that crap out! before he starts hitting people and spittling in their faces, and Varian needs to respect that person enough to listen to them. There is room for an angry, intense, kill-or-be-killed leader, especially when it's a character who has lost as much as Varian has in his lifetime, but he needs someone to play off of. For example ...

While Varian tells Jaina to stop crying and do something, she can tell him that ... sometimes it's okay to cry. Varian and Jaina wield great potential together. They'd become better people through one another's flaws, and they'd be a lot better off helping each other out.
Does their relationship need to be romantic? No, of course not. It could be, sure, but Varian and Jaina are old friends by now. They knew each other when they were kids. Varian was there in Lordaeron when Arthas and Jaina first met. After this many years seeing some seriously dark stuff together, it's perfectly reasonable to expect them to have built strong bonds between one another. Heck, until Genn Greymane resurfaced, Jaina and Varian were the final living rulers of the entire human race. That's significant.
Simple inaction
Varian Wrynn needs to go out into the world more. Again, Trials of the High King will help, but he needs to be more active in general. Garrosh, over the course of Cataclysm, has been out in the field dealing with his commanders and leading the assault on the Alliance. He's been active while the Horde is on the rise. Varian Wrynn, over the course of Cataclysm, stands in the remodeled Stormwind Keep, playing his fiddle while the Alliance burns around him.
Varian could meet Garrosh in battle in the Twilight Highlands. He could rescue Sentinel Hill and drive Vanessa VanCleef away. He could aid in fending off the orcs in Redridge. Varian's inaction in this expansion made signing up with Vanessa VanCleef seem like a damn good idea, because she's completely right. The Alliance is in a miserable state, humanity moreso than anybody else. Humanity, the backbone of the Alliance, seems on the brink of extinction. That's terrifying. Varian isn't doing anything about it but alienating his friends and family.
Go, Varian. Go and do.

I feel we also need to talk about Varian's imagery. Lo'gosh. The Ghost Wolf. Is that cool imagery? Yes. Is it contributing to the Alliance's dislike of Varian Wrynn and the perception of Horde favoritism? Yes. The Alliance looks at High King Lo'gosh and they think Oh jeez, Blizzard loves the Horde so much they're importing it to the Alliance now. Is that the truth? Of course not, but perception is perception. Our High King is being portrayed as an orc -- an orc-hating orc at that.
Thrall is very human, but his actions in support of the Horde speak volumes. As human as he is, Thrall is clearly orc at heart. Thrall built the Horde. Thrall was constantly working to rekindle what it means to be an orc. Varian can't say any of that. Varian doesn't have the swagger he needs to pull off the orcish human thing in the same way Thrall can pull off the opposite.
The Alliance has lacked a hero that has truly embodied the essence of what the Alliance is, humanity especially. The Alliance doesn't need a ghost wolf. Those great big pauldrons Varian wears? We need him to embody those: the lion and the eagle. If Varian can't do it, we need someone who can. As long as our High King is Lo'gosh the orcish human, Alliance players won't respect him. That's not who we are.
Varian suffers from the "world hero" concept that was outlined in a recent dev watercooler. It feels as if faction leaders and their story arcs tend to be written with the whole world in mind rather than one faction. That doesn't work in this game, and it will continue to not work. The game is set up with a clear division along faction lines. We are at war with the other team. If you don't pick a side, if you don't embody what your faction needs, you're nobody.
Neutral figures have never gone over well -- not Tirion Fordring, not Malfurion Stormrage, and certainly not Thrall. Blizzard tried to create a Varian Wrynn palatable to both Horde and Alliance players. The Alliance doesn't need that. The Alliance needs someone that makes us feel good about being who we are. The Alliance needs a representation of itself out on the front lines. Lo'gosh isn't that. Lo'gosh can't be that. Varian Wrynn, however, can be precisely that.
We need a new Lion of Stormwind. We haven't had one since Warcraft II, when Anduin Lothar bit the dust. Warcraft III showed us a catastrophic decline of humanity, and the human race has never recovered from it. We have no paladin order (Tirion Fordring went and disbanded it) or any meaningful order of warriors at all. All of our heroes exist only in the form of stone monuments scattered throughout the world. Our few heroes who are still alive have been cast out into other planets entirely. Danath Trollbane stands in his keep in Hellfire Peninsula filing paperwork. Turalyon is Light-knows-where.
Bolvar Fordragon is the closest we ever came to having a Lion of Stormwind again, and that was produced almost completely by players -- Bolvar never really did much until Wrath of the Lich King realized how we envisioned him all along. Our desire for a human hero was so great that we made one on our own built entirely on his ability to clear dragons out of the throne room. Bolvar was taken from us, and he sits on the Frozen Throne now. The hero we made is gone. Varian is no replacement. The Ghost Wolf is not the Lion. Let the Horde keep their wolves; we don't want them.You will stand trial for your crimes. You will stand in Capital City, in chains as the leaders of the Alliance decide your fate, and there you will acknowledge your full defeat. -- High General Turalyon
Does Varian Wrynn specifically need to be the Lion? No, he doesn't, but he needs to interact with and respect whoever it is, and there must be one.
You know who would make a damn cool lion? Joanna Blueheart. That's a character who understands Alliance warfare. Pull her out of Swamp of Sorrows, slap some commendations on her, give her armor befitting her station, and put her on the Alliance's front line in Mists of Pandaria. Joanna reports to Varian. Varian respects her worth. Everyone is happy. She doesn't need to be a central lore figure. She doesn't need to participate in politics like the faction leaders do. But she needs to be someone that we see and interact with long-term and feel good about.
A better man
Varian Wrynn could be a great character. His core problem is that he's a deeply flawed character, and in no form of media whatsoever have we been given a reason to look past his flaws. He is nothing but flaws. He's at his best when his mouth is shut and he's stabbing a dragon. That's not enough for the High King of the Alliance. Move him beyond some of his flaws. He talks the talk, but he doesn't walk the walk. Prop him up. Make him a better man.
I want to be proud of my king.
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Reader Comments (Page 11 of 11)
StClair Dec 9th 2011 3:54AM
@Hobstadt:
To the Forsaken, that's still a job only half-done.
Hobstadt Dec 9th 2011 5:44AM
@Murdertime:
I don't know if you are trolling or if you just don't know history all that well, but...
The Horde has one race (Orcs) for which unprovoked butchering of entire races is just business as usual, one race (Trolls) that slays their own gods (Ice), drowns half of their own homeland and summons a god TWICE that would have, eventually, killed the entire world (jungle) and are cannibals that are at constant war with everyone else (forest), one race (Blood Elves/Highborne) that tried to summon the Burning Legion to Azeroth TWICE, one race (Forsaken) that, probably, wants to kill everyone in the world and one race (Goblins) that thinks slavery is fun and have very few things they won't do for gold.
Yep. It would be awesome if the Horde won. What could go wrong?
othragon Dec 8th 2011 9:02PM
Damn... i forgot how much i loved the Alliance lore before the whole WoW Horde vs Alliance war seeped in through 3 years of playing and turned me into a horde maniac. I need to get Wolfheart now and read the crap out of it. Thanks Alex, you didn't convert me, i still love my Horde, but i can see the alliance under a different light again.
Dan Dec 8th 2011 9:09PM
Good article. 3 point I would like to make.
1) After you do the main leaders can you do the semi main? Such as the night elf leader in ferelas? I think alliance could benefit from having these lieutenants pop up more.
2) I don't think Varian is all hate, look at ICC after killing the 4th boss Varian is calm enough to let Saurfang take his son.
3) I think the Dranei need to have a general lead their wa rmachine into action. A new character.
Royblazeheart Dec 8th 2011 10:02PM
I agree with some of the comments made here that Varian could use some more screentime and character development in game. I am one of the few who truly believes that Varian has what it takes to help lead the Alliance in these trying times. It's a shame that a few posters here say that Blizzard should just kill off Varian now and get Anduin on the throne. I personally don't see Anduin leading Stormwind in a time of war. His hesitance to resort to violence can be a huge liability. He is more suited as a peacetime ruler. Varian, if he can be fleshed out just right, can be the inspiring leader that the Alliance can follow. He has so much potential and it would be wasted if he gets killed off now.
lividmonkey Dec 8th 2011 11:04PM
What really needs to happen is have some more Alliance interaction with the in-game quests. The game does feel Horde-centric. I mean, Thrall is a huge part of Cataclysm. What alliance leader is? Why didn't Velen or Farseer Nobundo help him right the elements? Probably because Blizzard rather forget the BC races. There are more BEs running around the Horde yet you never see Theron do anything. Goblins are more prominent than BEs. I'd wager that'd be true for Worgen and Draenei (although I have no idea since I've only been playing Horde for the last few years).
libfeathers Dec 8th 2011 11:08PM
I am Horde, born and raised, and I agree with you. After all, the orcs are always talking about how important it is to have an honorable enemy. Someone worthy of fighting. If Varian (varying?) had a real, solid sense of who he is and what he stands for, like the Horde warchiefs have all had, he'd be not only a more beloved leader, but a more worthy enemy.
Heck, I admire Thrall and I would fight by his side to the death. But I would switch sides and love Varian desperately if only he had a solid core to work from.
Larka Dec 9th 2011 1:15AM
What about his short story on the website?
Michael C Dec 9th 2011 1:34AM
In a fight Varian would own Garrosh. I mean look at him, he only beat Cairne due to outside interference.
gokuk1 Dec 10th 2011 2:28AM
Okay my comment may or may not be seen. But to Alex I do agree with one point for sure, and that it's Varian needs a counter part to help him out. SPOILERS for Wolfheart (and Shattering possible) happening now. Anduin his son is one of those people, he balanced his rage out and got him to calm down at the worst times. Then he lost anduin cause of the light and his own anger. Then he learns to control that anger and use it when and where he needs to. And he is not eh embodiment of Lo'Gosh, that's just the name the orc's would use for their wolf deity. He's the champion of Goldrin, you know the wolf deity we revive in Hyjal. Now of course not everyone has read this and probably won't but that should help with most of Varian's problems right there, he's Alliance through and through. The best Ali. Thrall you can hope for,
mason.jdouglas Dec 9th 2011 4:20PM
I am, yes. ;)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/symbology
Dementron Dec 9th 2011 6:13PM
I'm Horde and I support this message.
I hate Garrosh. He embodies the worst an orc can be. But at least he's an ORC. Plus we have Vol'jin, and Sylvanas, and Cairne (even if he hasn't done much), and Saurfang (he's retired, but at least he's still alive) to help fill out our awesome quotient. They could use some work too, but we're still ahead in the leader department.
Varian is... also an orc. And not very good at being one. He has a lot of potential, and I hope Blizzard gets around to realizing it. The Alliance needs a better character to rally around.
Also, bring the Draenei back more, they're awesome.
Dang, I barely play Alliance, and even I'm missing Bolvar right now.
Guttsu Dec 9th 2011 6:24PM
Seriously, what happened?!?
You blew this fun and interesting and debatable topic way WAY out of proportion.
Bye now.
OrangeGamer Dec 10th 2011 3:25AM
This has been my sentiment exactly about Varian. In "The Shattering" even, he sounds more like Blackmoore than an Alliance hero. I can only hope that if they're not going to salvage his character they get rid of him in addition to Garrosh. Anduin has a sound mind for a future ruler.
OrangeGamer Dec 10th 2011 3:29AM
And I'd honestly be sick if they make Jaina, a strong female character, someone independent and awesome, Varian arm-candy. If this happens, she will be relegated to that and the baby-making position. I'm Horde- I love Jaina- she certainly doesn't need to end up with an abusive dude as the "Oh I can fix him!" trope.
But knowing Blizzard... I can guarantee that Varian and Jaina will end up hooking up in MoP, since it's the most stereotypical thing that could happen.