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1-17-2012 @ 9:20AM
Pretty much every NPC on an escort quest that runs out of its way to aggro a mob you were nowhere near, then once you've killed it they run back to where the were. Even worse when they actually ran in the direction of where they were going in order to kill it and then ran backwards!Also, any NPC that walks during an escape. It's a frackin escape not a scenic tour!!
1-17-2012 @ 12:25PM
I believe Blizz has an IQ test for escort quest NPCs. If you are intelligent enough to run and avoid mobs, you can't have a quest. Only the stupid need apply.
1-17-2012 @ 3:19PM
The exception, of course, being Harrison Jones. Who escorts YOU.
1-18-2012 @ 12:15AM
Bonus points if, while SPRINTING ACROSS THE CLEARING in order to punch a mob in the face who was YARDS AWAY, the NPC is screaming "HE'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!"F#$% that ^&*#ing elf...
1-24-2012 @ 11:45PM
There's a reason they got captured and needed to be rescued in the first place.
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