The OverAchiever: The worst (maybe) holiday achievements

I've been getting a lot of comments and feedback from players recently over troublesome elder placement during the Lunar Festival (the one next to the Razor Hill flightmaster seems to be a particular issue -- more on this in a future article), and it spurred me to start thinking about problematic holiday achievements as a whole. Thing is, Blizzard's really put a lot of effort into its holidays over the past few years, and most of them are much less time-consuming and frustrating then they used to be.
So how many really troublesome holiday achievements are there these days, anyhow? Most of them didn't figure prominently in our evil achievements series (with one sterling exception), but I'll grant that not all of them are sunshine and roses.
But then of course, there's that one. Yes, that one -- the achievement shat into existence by Satan himself onto a bed of Ed Hardy clothing with bad Japanese pop music playing in the background. You know the one I'm talking about.
Honestly? The more I thought about it, the more I had to admit that just about every WoW holiday has seen marked improvement in the four years that I've been writing here at WoW Insider. I don't think we've got a lot to complain about. Most of the "difficult" achievements below owe their status to an element of RNG or almost-guaranteed untimely death accompanying them.
Except for that one.
Lunar Festival
The Lunar Festival's problems (to the extent that it has them) are more immediate for what I imagine are obvious reasons, but there's really no achievement here that's an insurmountable obstacle.
Having said that, running around to find all the elders is definitely not everyone's cup of tea. Fox recently described the Lunar Festival as a never-ending Fed Ex quest, and the time investment required to finish it will presumably keep ratcheting up as the game adds more continents and zones through expansions. For my part, I always found it somewhat relaxing ... but then again, I also did it when just the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor were required.
My pick Elders of the Alliance and Elders of the Horde are the most troublesome, although I admit I'm biased. Yes, this is my bias, right up here as we start this article -- I do not like dying in order to get an achievement done, and there's a very high risk of death running into enemy cities. While enemy city infiltration has gotten much easier with flying mounts, I don't envy the poor Alliance bastards trying to reach the Orgrimmar Elder without one.
Love is in the Air
Be Mine! was the classic choice here, although it got much better after Blizzard tinkered with the drop rate after a huge rash of complaints. Otherwise, Love is in the Air is definitely a much-improved holiday overall, although I still heard from forlorn players who just never got the candies that they needed for the achievement, even post-fix.
My pick Fistful of Love is the obvious choice, although most of the class combinations here are quite common. The worst is probably trying to find a troll rogue, as all those of you who went nuts looking for one during Pilgrim's Bounty can already attest. It does seem like a cruel joke to make players look for the same underplayed race/class combination twice.
Noblegarden
This was a tough holiday when its retooled version debuted in 2009, mostly because every player and his brother was suddenly camping every egg spawn. I wound up having a bored few hours myself sitting on the northeastern steps of the class trainer tent in Bloodhoof Village waiting for the same spawn to keep reappearing. These days, it's relatively easy (if admittedly a bit tedious) to get all the eggs you need.
My pick Shake Your Bunny Maker is really the only one here with the potential to drive a player batty, although it's definitely not as easy to find dwarf, orc, and tauren women. That, and if you really think about it, the achievement's kind of on the icky side in the first place.
Children's Week
Like this is even a contest? School of Hard Knocks. This is actually one of five holiday achievements that made our Top 25 list, and it clocked in at a very healthy #2. School of Hard Knocks is one of the very few things in this game with the ability to drive me into a towering rage. I cannot stand the design of this achievement. I hate that it gives complete asshats a means of griefing even the players from their own faction. And I really hate that doing it successfully means slipping past people who are actually trying to play to the demands of the Battleground. The best thing that can be said about School of Hard Knocks is that at least it makes you feel like you actually earned that damn proto-drake after all that you went through to get it.
This was literally the only achievement I had missing in the first year after the Wrath content patch hit. After being made completely miserable in a series of unproductive Battlegrounds with every player trying to do it and people sniping at each other when not griefing outright, I finally had enough, dropped out, and waited a year to try again. Judging from the hatred this achievement attracts, I wasn't the only one.
My pick Towering. Rage.
Midsummer Fire Festival
All things considered, the Midsummer Fire Festival is probably the least-changed holiday overall and also probably bears the most resemblance to the current Lunar Festival (i.e., running around the world getting items from specific locations, etc.). If you don't like running around to all the elders for the Lunar Festival, it won't suddenly get better during the Fire Festival.
My pick King of the Fire Festival is the obvious choice. However, Burning Hot Pole Dance -- now that you can't return Fire Festival clothing for a refund -- has attracted a lot of complaints, as it eats up so many Burning Blossoms that players might otherwise have used for novelty items and a pet.
Brewfest
Brew of the Year would have been the pick here if Blizzard hadn't removed it from the meta, but it's no longer a concern.
My pick Hmm. Nothing really comes to mind. Brewfest is probably WoW's most trouble-free holiday.
Hallow's End
Now that A Mask for All Occasions has been removed from the meta -- and made significantly easier this year anyway, as they're all buyable -- I'm scratching my head again. This is another Travel All Over the World holiday guaranteed to annoy players who don't like the Lunar Festival or Midsummer Fire Festival, but I really liked the 2011 version of Hallow's End, with new quests and a more engaging way to do Rotten Hallow.
My pick The only bad thing about the new version of Hallow's End is that there aren't more pets like the Feline Familiar and the Creepy Crate. Boxes of concentrated evil that follow you around and snack on nearby critters are high on my list of potential fighters for the pet battling system in Mists.
Pilgrim's Bounty
While not part of the year-long meta What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been, Pilgrim's Bounty is definitely one of the best additions to the holiday stable. A cheap and easy way to level cooking on multiple alts? Yes, please.
My pick Eh. Pilgrim's Peril comes closest, but it's one of the least invasive infiltration achievements. No real complaints here. You can make a case for the Turkinator in the first year that the holiday went live (and it's definitely a lot easier for some classes than others), but eh.
Winter Veil
I've always liked Winter Veil, but then again, who doesn't love presents? The modern incarnation of the Greench during the 2011 holiday also turned out to be pretty cool.
My pick Probably BB King and A-Caroling We Will Go if you count all achievements, but you don't actually have to do them for the meta. Of the required ones, With a Little Helper from My Friends is the standout, particularly if you're a feral druid. Either you have to respec in order to get the achievement done, or you'll run around Battlegrounds or Tol Barad ineffectually whacking at people with your melee weapon and heartily wishing that Blizzard could reverse its policy on costumes in forms.
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 4)
furrama Jan 27th 2012 12:48AM
That torch tossing/catching one is pretty annoying if you have a bad computer or you can' t find a quiet spot to toss.
Telwar Jan 27th 2012 9:38AM
The rocks outside of Dalaran count. Also, I like the beer garden for Alliance.
Sephirade Jan 27th 2012 5:28AM
For those of us with lower bandwith satellite connections, the firecracker and firework pieces of the Lunar Festival Meta are near impossible. Considering all the time and effort that goes in to getting all the other pieces of the Long strange trip Meta, seems odd that a "timed" mechanic could negate all that work and prevent someone from recieving it.
Philster043 Jan 27th 2012 5:44AM
I'm hoping Blizzard reconsiders School of Hard Knocks this year, because I only have two holidays left to complete for the meta, Love and Children's Week. And that achievement was what made me decide to not worry about the meta for so long - I've played three years. (This year though... I'm hoping to get it done. Gulp.)
datgrl Jan 27th 2012 6:26AM
I don't mind the class/race combos because I'll work out a deal with a friend to make level 1. This past Pilgrim's Bounty I made several level 1's and ran all the way to Org (got to level 3 on one of them just traveling) so I could stand outside the city limits and get zapped.
For me Hard Knocks is the worst because it's rare to find the cooperation needed to win. And I also think it infringes on the players who mainly PVP as their way to enjoy the game. This is the last achievement I need to get the drake and I doubt that it will happen.
krisiteenie56 Jan 27th 2012 7:58AM
Yea as a feral druid I was particularly annoyed at the little helper achievement. That just seems like a HUGE oversight on blizzards part. I shouldn't have to change my spec to get an achievement. I was able to get about 15 of em this year with the help of some guildies carrying me through a bg before I got annoyed with not being able to contribute. I really hope they do something about it next year....
Sinfulle Jan 27th 2012 9:10AM
I'm not happy about Dawnstrider the Elder in Burning Steppes(flame crest) being near level 85 guards due to the flight master. I achieved that stone in the past on characters that were level appropriate for the zone, and now it seems to be a guaranteed death. There is even another NPC that has a quest icon right next to the(opposite faction, for me) flight master! How the heck is that supposed to work?
So many holidays are designed and forgotten despite major changes in the game world. Such as Magni and Cairne being required for a quest turn in. I realize teams are working hard to finish new content, even to the point of skipping Blizzcon, but surely someone is available to at least glance over old content now and then and make sure the cog wheels are still turning.
Telwar Jan 27th 2012 9:37AM
I can honestly say that Elders of the Dungeons irritated me greatly. Anything that makes me go to Maraudon irritates me.
urf Jan 27th 2012 9:46AM
Doing some cheevos sometimes can be sort of fun-ish, but there's absolutely no way I'm pursuing all those just for a purple proto-drake.
I mean, think about it. Reward versus time spent.
When I see someone riding one of those, I'm thinking; "This good fellow probably has OCD".
Estal Jan 27th 2012 11:43AM
Honestly, like in School on Hard Knocks (which fortunately I got a long time ago) I'd like to see Blizzard change the way any achievement works where you need to take an object, like a flag. I can't tell you how many times I've done most of the killing on someone with a flag (in wsg for example) on my boomkin, only to have the warrior get the flag because he was in melee range. It happens with all casters. Because we fight from a distance, the melee folk always get the nodes first, and therefore the achievements. I know in pve boss fights melee tend to get the short end of the stick, but there should be a way to balance things out. (And asking nicely most definitely doesn't always work. I was running behind the flag carrier begging them to let me turn it in so I could get Ironman, and was completely ignored D: )
freebeatfly Jan 27th 2012 12:08PM
I guess I got really lucky with School of Hard Knocks, because most people in BGs were helpful in letting people cap for their achievement. Asking someone nicely if you can pick the flag up or assault a base seemed to work pretty well.
Alternatively go with a few guildies.
With a Little Helper from My Friends is something you can get pretty quickly in a battleground like Alterac Valley, no? I understand that its a pain as a feral, but honestly, we have so many leechers/idiots/bots in BGs that one or two feral gnomes isn't gonna cause an aggro stampede :P
I, on the other hand, am missing ONE drink for Brew of the Year. ONE. Because I didn't play for two months. ARGHRHRGRG. I've had my drake for a while now, but now I have to wait 6 months for Draenic Pale Ale.
Lemons Jan 27th 2012 6:51PM
I didn't have any issues with School of Hard Knocks, but, granted, I do pvp a lot. Like...more than a healthy person should.
However, even if you're a zero-resilience BG newb you could have still gotten some friends with better pvp gear to carry you, or, if literally none of your friends are decent at pvp, you could have paid a few well-geared pvpers to carry you. Nowhere is it written that you have to solo queue for School of Hard Knocks, and, in fact, many holiday achievements (and many achievements in general for that matter) require a group effort.
And don't tell me you've never asked a friend, guildie, or even some random fool from trade, to help you complete an achievement. If you haven't, then you have not yet begun to whore achievements.