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1-27-2012 @ 7:38PM
[beep][bip][bop][bop][blee][blee][blee][bip][boop][bap][boop]*ring**ring**ring**ri..*Sultry Female Voice: Welcome to the WoW Insider WRUP hotline. No habla espanol, press uno. For Alex, press 2. For Adam, press 3. For "and more..." press...[blap]Sultry Female Voice: Please hold while I try that extension.Me (faintly singing along with the hold music): ...Hi--way--to--the--danger zone... ba.. dum.. bum.. bum...Alex: Hi! Thanks for calling the WoW Insider WRUP hotline! Remember, we're charging you $4.99 per minute, rounded off to the nearest half hour.Me: ....Alex: Hello?Me: ...Uhm... Hello?Alex: Hi! Would you like to know what I'm playing this week?Me: ..Uh... uhm... no.Alex: Alright, how about some juicy WoW news we can't publish until Monday?Me: ...um.... er... no.Alex: OK, what WOULD you like to talk about.Me: ..ummm... well...Alex: Spit it out, kid. You can do it.Me: ..well, um... I guess I just wanted to ask...Alex: Yes?Me: So... um.. what are you wearing?Alex: [click]Me (hitting redial): Best $150 I ever spent.
1-27-2012 @ 7:56PM
I know it's early but ^^ post of the year, 2012.
1-28-2012 @ 1:07AM
makes me wanna order a pizza from bloodninja
1-28-2012 @ 4:35PM
I second Noyou's nomination of this brilliant post!
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