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Sultry Female Voice: Welcome to the WoW Insider WRUP hotline. No habla espanol, press uno. For Alex, press 2. For Adam, press 3. For "and more..." press...

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Sultry Female Voice: Please hold while I try that extension.

Me (faintly singing along with the hold music): ...Hi--way--to--the--danger zone... ba.. dum.. bum.. bum...

Alex: Hi! Thanks for calling the WoW Insider WRUP hotline! Remember, we're charging you $4.99 per minute, rounded off to the nearest half hour.

Me: ....

Alex: Hello?

Me: ...Uhm... Hello?

Alex: Hi! Would you like to know what I'm playing this week?

Me: ..Uh... uhm... no.

Alex: Alright, how about some juicy WoW news we can't publish until Monday?

Me: ...um.... er... no.

Alex: OK, what WOULD you like to talk about.

Me: ..ummm... well...

Alex: Spit it out, kid. You can do it.

Me: ..well, um... I guess I just wanted to ask...

Alex: Yes?

Me: So... um.. what are you wearing?

Alex: [click]

Me (hitting redial): Best $150 I ever spent.

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