Tauren paladin
Goldencalf of
Forgot to Wipe on Shadowmoon (US-H) has transmogrified his gear into an appropriately colored set and gathered himself a circle of worshippers, as biblically inclined readers
might expect. But Goldencalf became tired of waiting for Aaron and Moses to sort everything out and chose to cut out the middlemen, smiting the idolaters himself with the help of Consecration. Our cow is a vengeful cow.
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Jan 30th 2012 at 10:00AM 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Amaxe Jan 30th 2012 10:29AM
Trying for end of month controversy to boost the hits by any chance?
Lars Petersson Jan 30th 2012 11:27AM
The subject matter is not really good for much else ;-)
Falarson Jan 30th 2012 10:40AM
I'm offensive and I find this cristhian.
ravyncat Jan 30th 2012 10:48AM
I think its funny.
Holy Cows aren't to be messed with. :O
yagamimoon Jan 30th 2012 10:57AM
I have seen people in game unwilling to make warlocks because they meddle with demons and "thats anti-christian". I can see this topic going places :D
Stonebeard Jan 30th 2012 1:31PM
This isn't going to go anywhere because - as one of those Christians who is not comfortable playing a warlock (at least as Blizzard has portrayed them as demonologists) - most of us recognize a difference between someone else doing something irreverent or disrespectful, which is their right, and what we ourselves are comfortable doing.
Maymer Jan 30th 2012 10:56AM
From the Book of PwN, Verses L33T through Epic....
"And lo, did the holy cow of questionable but still hilarious name and class combination lay upon thee religious worshippers of himself, a critical Consencrate.
And from this Consencrate did spring painful damage, slowly wittling away from the worshippers' flesh, a damage and burn so severe, they cried out in agony for though God on high, saying 'Nerf This!'
For the Mighty Lord then said upon the nonbelievers....'Bitches need to get schooled. Buff that stuff up for your incredible arrogance and self doubt of my L33T pwning skills, thinking Moses wouldn't brb when he CLEARLY called for a fortnight break! I mean, now he's gonna totally going to accidentally DE that Legendary BoP Ten Commandments cause he's angry, and you best be getting your fail rumpuses back to begging for my buffs again! Jehova, OUT!'
And lo, did the noobs weep"
Amen
Vacasta Jan 31st 2012 3:45AM
Great comment. They've got to bring back [1. Local].
Peebers Jan 31st 2012 5:21AM
halllemooooooyah!
Sylvix Jan 30th 2012 10:58AM
I've had Goldencalf as a tank before in LFR. He's very competent at what he does, and his name plus transmog set also helps him stand out (as well as being competent in LFR)
matthew Jan 30th 2012 11:01AM
Hmmmm. Great pic, but rather tasteless description. Not offensive, per say, but I would have chosen a different direction.
"Our cow is a vengeful cow" was a great line ;)
Nathanyel Jan 30th 2012 11:10AM
Somehow, the first time I heard of the golden calf was in Dogma.
AudreyR Jan 30th 2012 2:49PM
Wait, the idol smites those who believe he is a god? Talk about mixed-signals.
Konataismine Jan 31st 2012 3:37PM
As a Christian this made me lol so hard.
Specially the "Our cow is a vengeful cow" xD. Keep up the good work WoWinsider! :D
Shrikesnest Jan 30th 2012 7:12PM
I'm not really offended by the description, but that guild name is repugnant. Bleugh.
Soeroah_the_second Jan 30th 2012 9:26PM
I once quoted the start of Rise of the Horde as a holy text