Phat Loot Phriday: Yakety Yak (Don't Talk Back)

"Stop that," Miranda muttered as they ran through Undercity.
"What?" Lolegolas asked. "Stop what?"
"Nothing," the woman muttered, jogging up rough-hewn steps two at a time. "I wasn't talking to you."
"Would you focus?" Throgg growled. He reached the open air first, clapping his hands together. "Here, Ambrosius!"
In a puff of gray clouds, a gigantic yak suddenly appeared. Throgg lept upon its back with all the preternatural grace of a sack of rocks. "The human wizard isn't far ahead."
"Wait," Miranda spat. "Wait, wait, wait. What in the name of Chromie's ambiguous name is that?"
Throgg looked down at the yak then back at the girl. "It's a yak."
"I know it's a yak," Miranda sighed. "What are you doing with a yak?"
"Riding it?" Throgg asked. "Like, after the bad guy? As you do with a mount. It's a mount thing. This yak is a mount. It's a racing yak."
"How'd you even get a yak? It's not out yet. That's a panda thing."
"Oh, look who's so inquisitive now," Lolegolas mocked. "Wants to know someone else's secrets and is all offended by unexplained things. How frustrating that must be for you!"
Miranda scowled like a dragon with a toothache. "Shut up and go back to being pretty, elf."
"I never stopped, thank you."
How to get it: Waiting until Mists of Pandaria seems to be a solid first step.
How to get rid of it: If it's like every other mount in the game, which it likely is, you won't get rid of it. It's not a thing to get rid of. It's a spell you ride.
(Note from the narrator: Yak racing is a real thing. It has a Wikipedia entry and everything.)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
ravyncat Feb 24th 2012 4:33PM
O_o
o_O
..... XD
Poor Miranda, I imagine her face looked much like mine when I read this. Magic yak mounts?...oh why the hell not.
Carry on...my brain is a bit broken. Still loving the story though. XD
Axel Harris Feb 24th 2012 4:56PM
So...what's even the point of these articles anymore?
Nagaina Feb 24th 2012 5:08PM
Pissing you off.
Bapo Feb 24th 2012 5:36PM
Its a fun little side thing. Much like Two bosses enter, or the webcomic Safe Passage.
Ianmis Feb 24th 2012 5:39PM
While it's true this article started with showcasing rare and powerful loot, that was a bore. They threw in a story and people became interested. Sometimes they let us in on little known loot with interesting effects or amusing text. So at this point, I would say it is to have fun. ;)
blitzschlag Feb 24th 2012 7:46PM
I just came back from work, tired and with a headache.
Turned on the PC, hopped on Wowinsider and read this Phat Loot Phriday.
It made me laugh, feel good, and forget all the stress.
That is one heck of a point that M. Gray made!
thx! :)
Nagaina Feb 24th 2012 5:08PM
.....I'm really going to have to start stockpiling yak puns.
robsmith77 Feb 24th 2012 5:08PM
I know I can't wait until next week's episode! I hope Abercrombie gets trampled by the Yak!
ukwest Feb 24th 2012 5:30PM
Yak Attack!!!
Ullaana Feb 24th 2012 5:30PM
And why wasn't this linked?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xAi80ShG0I
Andrew Feb 24th 2012 5:47PM
Throgg gave his Asian-inspired yak mount the Latin name Ambrosius?
...okay.
Dementron Feb 26th 2012 8:49PM
The yak is named for Sir Didymus' equally shaggy mount in the movie Labyrinth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm29QHaRyuY
(The clip is a bit quiet.)
Ballmung Feb 24th 2012 5:49PM
Blood elves never stop being pretty xD
RothKeahi Feb 24th 2012 5:55PM
"What in the name of Chromie's ambiguous name is that?"
Best exclamation ever. I do believe I will be stealing that one.
Tri Feb 25th 2012 4:48AM
Yeah, it beats "What the fel?"
Zarabethe Feb 24th 2012 8:00PM
"I never stopped, thank you."
I lol'ed :D.
Also, nice nod to Labyrinth there.
Mahram Feb 24th 2012 9:44PM
Take out the other mounts of course
Won't catch me ridin on no horse
No dragon won't hold sway no way
Bring in the MoP and take out the Cat(a)
Yakkety Yak
Now don't walk back!
Ametrine Feb 25th 2012 4:45PM
I think I love you for this.
Paciphae Feb 24th 2012 10:44PM
"Stop that," Miranda muttered as they ran through Undercity.
"What?" Lolegolas asked. "Stop what?"
"Nothing," the woman muttered, jogging up rough-hewn steps two at a time. "I wasn't talking to you."
It wasn't that long ago that Miranda was a girl, presumably a child, that our heroes were searching for to rescue. When did she become a woman?
Michael Gray Feb 25th 2012 1:49PM
Pronoun drift! Thanks for the feedback on that one.
I picture Miranda as somewhere at old-enough-you-don't-need-to-feel-bad but too-young-for-any-of-her-groupmates, if you follow me. But because I'm an old fart (relatively) with progressive values, I get caught up in all the weird objectification and denigration involved in the difference between "girl" and "woman," so I rotate them mentally to avoid trouble.