Phat Loot Phriday: Worn Wristwraps

The four slept under the stars of Outland. Unlike Azeroth's tranquil night sky, the heavens of Hellfire Peninsula glittered beneath an oily stream of ether and energy. It was minutely disturbing to Lolegolas, who muttered about sleeping in shifts and random encounters.
Miranda screamed first, a thick leather cord coiled around her neck. The succubus at the other end hauled back on the whip, dragging the girl from her sleeping bag.
The Gilnean hit the demon not as a human, sliding effortlessly into the shape of an immense bear. A leg like a log struck the succubus in the chest, sending her hurling head over heels backward into the night.
Then the druid took a wide stance and roared. His thick fur bristled, and the single line of his hackles rose like a mohawk down the middle of his back. Throgg bounded from his bedroll, already whirling his immense axe almost like a baton. Its angry blade bit into an imp just a few moments before Lolegolas arrows began flying through the air with a sound like angry bees. Succubus and imps fell quickly to the assault.
The worst of the fight was over quickly. The three men stood amid a cluster of demons, frantically searching for the missing girl.
"She's gone," Lolegolas muttered, kicking over a dead succubus. "Frak! She's gone."
The Gilnean sniffed the air, lifting bits of cloth to his worgen nose. His ears twitched and perked angrily when he found something.
"This," the druid said. He obviously struggled to form the words through canine jaws. "This smells ... wrong. Not from here."
"It's not," a small gnome said. She'd appeared out of nowhere, dressed in bronze and gold clothing. "It's from an island. I can give you directions, but you'll have to travel on your own."
"Chromie!" Throgg shouted. "I've not seen you in years. What do you know about all this?"
"Years?" the gnome said. "Has it been that long? I lose track. A lot's been going on lately today."
"Where is Miranda?" Throgg asked.
Chromie took the loose, bandage-like cloth from the Gilnean. "These are handwraps. They mean nothing where they come from. Virtually a child's toy. Worn wristwraps are used by monks in Pandaria as training."
"Pandaria?" Lolegolas said. He stood up straight. "You mean ... "
"It's time," Chromie said. "Mount up and get to Pandaria. That's where you'll find Miranda."
Item notes: Worn wristwraps are starting gear for monks. You'll have item links soon, I promise.
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday, Mists of Pandaria






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Jhellman10 Mar 23rd 2012 3:14PM
Come on, this section has got to go.
Cos Mar 23rd 2012 3:27PM
This just in!
No.
I See What I Did There Mar 23rd 2012 5:33PM
Mr. Gray,
I want you to know that for every asshat like this that leaves a comment complaining about Phat Loot Phriday there are dozens of lurking fans eagerly awaiting each new installment. Thank you for your fine work, and as always, I can't wait to find out what happens next Phriday.
Antonius.Prime Mar 24th 2012 4:48AM
Jhellman10 Why?
Does an article you can easily skip annoy you somehow?
Does the thought of other people enjoying something sit wrong with you?
I bet you're the kind of person who sits in a random pug screaming "GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOO" and wipes everyone and complains they don't have tier gear.
Did Phat Loot Phriday kill your puppy or something?
If it didn't, and I've a feeling it didn't, either skip the article or learn to lighten up a bit.
Not every article here is for entertaining everyone. For instance, I don't have a warlock or Mage, so I don't read those columns. I skip the pally columns for tanking and healing.
And my day is easier for it, I don't have to comment on things that have no bearing on me.
totemdeath Mar 23rd 2012 3:15PM
Coming soon:
10 million people play World of Warcraft, because Miranda let's them live
bilbomoody Mar 23rd 2012 3:16PM
Ok, nao?
Ferato Mar 23rd 2012 4:06PM
I love this column, cant wait to see what the group do in Pandaria! Will Not-Spot be getting the new glyphs? Shapeshifting into stags and orcas??
That would be epic!
ravyncat Mar 23rd 2012 8:36PM
hahahahaha XD
This column is always a delight! I never know where the story is going, but I love it.
Chromie!!!!! YAY! I'm always happy to see my favorite dragon.
I love that Lolegalas is the only one who was concerned about randomly camping in Hellfire--seems he was right. It will be fun to learn why demons dragged Miranda off to Pandaria and also to learn why she wasn't supposed to be in Outland. Does Pandaria hold the same weird restrictions for her? :O
Will our friends like the Pandas?
I can't wait to find out. ^^
blitzschlag Mar 23rd 2012 10:55PM
I like the battle details! Was short but darn it felt as if I was there.
Revynn Mar 23rd 2012 11:06PM
- "It was minutely disturbing to Lolegolas, who muttered about sleeping in shifts and random encounters".
Sounds like Lolegolas has seen his share of Square-Enix games.
Pyromelter Mar 24th 2012 4:20AM
So... I might be in the minority, but I was looking forward to the Scooby gang kicking around outland. And they knew what they were doing there, they were searching for a demon that was renting a Val'kyr to make some undead stuff to attack people.
I don't know why, but I just like outland. There's a cool/darkness factor to it. It's just fun. And I figured they could go around kicking some demon ass for a bit, before someone in nagrand let em know that some stuff was going down back in kalimdor, then they would hang back.
Pandaria, there's not a lot implemented there, so I'm a bit afraid of where the story is going next. Can we get a just kidding and do some more transmog outland gear for a bit? please?
(oh goodness I just have a feeling people are going to thumbs down this comment)
Jaq Mar 24th 2012 7:51AM
Nah, I agree with you. So little is implemented in the beta at the moment, and what is available has placeholder names like "first boss of raid X in LFR agility bow", I'm not sure how much phat loot you can really get out of it. Mind you, our intrepid heroes have to GET there first...