Mists of Pandaria Beta: Beware of Darkmoon Rabbits
DeGei of Dragon Roar (also a participant of a few PTR and beta runs with us here at WoW Insider) has found the infamous Darkmoon Rabbit. What's the Darkmoon Rabbit, you may ask? Other than being the objective of an achievement in Mists of Pandaria, apparently it's bad news. According to DeGei, it has 72 million health and an attack called HUGE, SHARP TEETH that, well, lets the rabbit jump onto your neck and chew through it. You run around uncontrollably, taking a lot of damage, and you can't be healed while said rabbit is chewing through your neck.
Effectively, what we have here is a tiny, rodent-shaped world boss, folks. A world boss the potentially drops itself as a pet.
If you're dying to solo him, DeGei reports that pets don't get the debuff, so it's feasible for a warlock or hunter to pull it off ... but that 72 million health means you should bring something to read if you intend to attempt it.
Huge, sharp teeth, people. You have been warned. Speaking as a man who has a rabbit, you do not trifle with them.
It's open warfare between Alliance and Horde in Mists of Pandaria, World of Warcraft's next expansion. Jump into five new levels with new talents and class mechanics, try the new monk class, and create a pandaren character to ally with either Horde or Alliance. Look for expansion basics in our Mists FAQ, or dig into our spring press event coverage for more details!
Effectively, what we have here is a tiny, rodent-shaped world boss, folks. A world boss the potentially drops itself as a pet.
If you're dying to solo him, DeGei reports that pets don't get the debuff, so it's feasible for a warlock or hunter to pull it off ... but that 72 million health means you should bring something to read if you intend to attempt it.
Huge, sharp teeth, people. You have been warned. Speaking as a man who has a rabbit, you do not trifle with them.
It's open warfare between Alliance and Horde in Mists of Pandaria, World of Warcraft's next expansion. Jump into five new levels with new talents and class mechanics, try the new monk class, and create a pandaren character to ally with either Horde or Alliance. Look for expansion basics in our Mists FAQ, or dig into our spring press event coverage for more details!Filed under: News items, Mists of Pandaria







Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
gymboy91 Apr 2nd 2012 8:05PM
I want to play the new pet battles with that rabbit! lol
Richard Merrick Apr 3rd 2012 1:16AM
Well, many people will want to and they SHALL!
...assuming that it works under the same rules that we are to expect with loot being being completely irrelevant of how many people participate in a kill and all that jazz.
My only problem with this is that, inevitably, we're going to run along some jerks that keep groups to a minimum to purposely exclude others from being able to more easily obtain fun items like this.
Why did I run such a pessimist thought through my head? Now it's sure to happen!
/curls in a corner and awaits the angry mob hellbent on beating me to a bloody pulp
DarkFinch Apr 3rd 2012 6:03AM
I certainly agree with you. In fact, to elaborate, my thoughts are....
*distracted by bunny*
Moonfaxx Apr 2nd 2012 8:06PM
Yes.
jealouspirate Apr 2nd 2012 8:06PM
Holy crap.
I'm in a guild called "Bring Out Your Dead".
Getting this achievement will be a high priority for us.
jealouspirate Apr 2nd 2012 10:01PM
In case anyone cares/would be amused:
One of our weekly traditions is to RP-walk through Stormwind in a parade, /saying "Bring out your dead!"
roseclown Apr 3rd 2012 12:30AM
...What server is this on?
/prepares to roll alt to see it
Tiek Apr 3rd 2012 12:37AM
My guild is Sharp Pointy Teeth, we will defeat this vermin!
AltairAntares Apr 3rd 2012 2:01AM
I'm in the guild "the knights who say ni", and when we pug someone for a raid we demand them to bring us a shrubbery
Some people seem a bit disturbed, but hey, it's how you separate the strong from the weak...
DigitalMonitor Apr 3rd 2012 11:17AM
@AltairAntares If you demand a shrubbery, I have that covered: http://www.wowhead.com/item=63122
Luke Apr 2nd 2012 8:06PM
Oh my. Love this.
Going to go watch The Holy Grail again.
RetPallyJil Apr 2nd 2012 8:15PM
What an eccentric performance!
Andrew Apr 2nd 2012 8:07PM
I just soiled my armor.
mizarone Apr 3rd 2012 12:36AM
He warned you!
nataswar Apr 3rd 2012 12:46AM
I've done it again!
mizarone Apr 3rd 2012 1:36AM
I warned you!
Andrew R. Apr 2nd 2012 8:07PM
WoW and Monty Python at the same time?
Blizzard....THANK YOU! I want to hug you right now!
rhojoe Apr 2nd 2012 8:10PM
Killed him last night. He dropped a pet version with PH art of a bunny with a bone in its mouth. The bone was bleeding. It was hilarious tossing around Monty Python jokes in raid chat.
jereman Apr 2nd 2012 8:12PM
Look at the bones...!
mark Apr 2nd 2012 8:15PM
Not that it matters but: Asheron's Call did it first. There used to be crowds of us, fighting and being slaughtered by the dread white bunny!
http://asheron.wikia.com/wiki/White_Rabbit
I've got screenshots at home, but nahhh.