The next batch of WoW fill-in-your-own-words fun stories actually will totally have fun continuity. I introduce you to Jun Pao and the Tournament of Triumph, part 1.

OK, I'll do it right this time for you nerds. Here's the list, first. Hit the jump for the story, and plug in your words!

1. Common outdoor place
2. Animal
3. Intense emotion
4. Your favorite WoW race, plural
5. Something your favorite WoW race will never, ever do
6. A synonym for rock (it can be rock)
7. Adjective
8. Herbalism plant
9. A fish native to Azeroth
10. Your favorite Avenger (from the movie -- don't get smart with me, comic nerds. I'll find you.)
11. Season
12. Bodily sound
13. Adjective
14. Adjective relating to old people
15. Relationship
16. Body parts
17. Proper name

Jun Pao was a sad panda. Every day, Pao practiced his swordsmanship in a (COMMON OUTDOOR PLACE) near his home in the Valley of the Four Winds. One summer morning, Jun Pao was perfecting his (ANIMAL)-style strikes when he slipped and fell on a crumpled-up note. It read:

All challengers welcome! The fearsome orc Gormash the (INTENSE EMOTION) will fight any and all comers for the ultimate prize! Honor and glory until (WOW RACE - PLURAL) successfully (DOES SOMETHING A WOW RACE WILL NEVER DO) awaits anyone who can defeat me!

Meet me at the big (WORD FOR ROCK).

Love,
Gormash.

This was it, Jun Pao thought. Defeating this (ADJECTIVE) brute in battle would surely be the final challenge, and his training would be complete. Pao quickly stuffed his (HERBALISM PLANT) and (FISH NATIVE TO AZEROTH) sandwich into his (FAVORITE AVENGER) lunchbox, took a swig off his minikeg of (SEASON)(BODILY SOUND) Ale, and bounded off for triumph.

"Jun Pao!" a voice called after the anxious pandaren. It was ol' Master Ho, still as (ADJECTIVE) and (ADJECTIVE - OLD PEOPLE) as ever. Jun was like a (RELATIONSHIP) to the master -- he wanted to make the old man proud. Jun put his (BODY PARTS) together and bowed, promising to return to his master with tales of honor, fun, and slapping (PROPER NAME) in the face.

Stay tuned for part 2 of Jun Pao's amazing adventure.

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