The druid jogged down the hill to catch up with the dyanamic duo. He stopped short when he saw the diminutive creature walking beside them. It looked like a pug or maybe a chihuahua, except for the rich mane around its head.
"Wait. What is that ... thing?" the worgen asked.
"Collector's Edition pet," Lolegolas said nonchalantly. "Isn't it fabulous? I love it."
"Since you disappeared, Spot, we needed a new puppy," Throgg answered. "This guy seemed apt. It's a quilen pup."
"It needs a shave," the druid said. "It's got a fierce neckbeard going on. A few more days of growth, and it'll be ready for Reddit."
"What's Reddit?" Throgg asked.
"It's a place that really loves beards," the druid answered. "I think the dwarves invented it."
Somewhere in the distance, trapped within her cage, Miranda shrieked something about a fourth wall. That was just fine, since the boy would have ignored her anyway.
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