"What will you be fighting with today?" the old man asked Lolegolas. The gym trainer had long, flowing white hair and a slightly stoned look. Lolegolas had ultimately decided it was best not to ask about what the trainer used in his pipe.
"A fierce creature from the very depths of Stormwind," Lolegolas said. "A Rabbit."
The old man blinked.
"It has very pointy teeth, man," Lolegolas said. "It's mean."
"If you are going to rescue your friend Miranda," the trainer answered, "you will need to skillfully command your ... rabbit."
"Bun Morogh, I summon you!" Lolegolas shouted. The bunny appeared on the floor, twitching its nose disdainfully.
"Really?" the old man finally asked. "A bunny?"
"It's fierce if you rile it," Lolegolas commented weakly.
Pet notes: Seriously, man. Between Burrow, Adrenaline Rush, and Stampede, the Rabbit's got moves like Jagger. Give it a try before you scoff at the fuzzy herald of doom.
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