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Phat Loot Phriday: Origami Rock

Phat Loot Phriday Origami Rock
Lolegolas couldn't tell if his orc friend was dancing... or being electrocuted. Whichever activity it was, Throgg was waving a huge, gray stone around in the air.

"What are you doing?" Lolegolas asked.

"Uh. Rocking?" Throgg answered. "Wasn't it obvious?"

The blood elf pursed his lips. "That's why you have a stone."

"Of course," the orc answered. "I'm rocking out with my rock out."

Lolegolas winced and left that alone. "But why are you rocking out?"

"I never learned to read," Throgg said.

"Okay, first, that's patently not true. I've seen you read. And secondly, why would that have anything to do with the stone?"

"I keep seeing scribes throw Origami Rocks everywhere. But I don't know how to scribe stuff so I just got a big stone and am rocking out my own way. I don't need other people to tell me how to rock."

"Crumpling paper was too much for you?" Lolegolas pondered. "This is at once the most disturbing thing I've seen you do... but also kind of profound. Rock on, Throgg."

"Rock on, little elf."

Item note: You, too, can master the fine art of Inscription by crumpling up a piece of paper and making an Origami Rock.

Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing mikeg@wowinsider.com.

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