The druid called Not Spot stood with his jaw ajar while he watched a cackling blood elf run away from the Alliance bonfire.
"Did that man just relieve himself on our fire?" the druid asked.
Throgg nodded slowly. "Desecrating the FIre," the orc said. "If it helps, the Alliance do it to our Horde fires, too."
"Why would they do such a thing? That's absolutely barbaric! Not to mention how incredibly unsanitary."
"You get Burning Blossoms for it," Lolegolas explained. "You turn those flowers in for fabulous prizes. Some people are really into it. Throgg has an entire outfit."
"I've not even started yet this year," Throgg complained. "I've been too busy."
"Remind me not to start a cooking fire near you," the druid said.
Item Note: Don't forget the festival ends next week! Gather your blossoms while ye may!
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