Filed under: Around Azeroth

"The priest spell Ascension, which comes from a rare drop named Codex of Ascension in Ashran, is the most fun I've had with my priest in a while," writes submitter Chelley of Nurfed on Tichondrius (US-H). "It allows you to fly, which, makes for some pretty sweet escapes ... and views. Side note: I think I spotted a nice spot to hide these ten thousand broken bones filling up my bags."

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"We realize you posted a photo of the core hound mounts already, but how about a circle of core hounds?" asks submitted Gimmlette. "Spectacular Death on Llane (US-A) took a bunch of guildies into Molten Core and got them mounts. They all went to my garrison afterward to pick them up and decided the fountain needed a steam bath. (Thanks for nothing, Blizzard, for moving the outhouses outside the walls. Grumble.) There's been a lot of complaining about how you can't fly in Draenor but, personally, I don't mind it, except when I want to stand on top of my fountain to get a circle of guild members on core hounds."

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"I was trying to decide what to demolish to make way for my new Dwarven Bunker," writes submitter Marconin of Convert to Raid Mobus on Aerie Peak (US-A). "Stables or the Barracks? I'd apparently been mulling it over for too long because Mr. Alexston looks to either be asleep or quite cross with me. I've only been discussing it aloud for a few hours. Decisions like this can't be rushed, after all!"

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"In all the years I've been playing WoW, there's one hard lesson I've yet to learn," writes submitter Arugadh of The Brotherhood of Iron on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). "When the goblin, gnome, dwarf or other techno-geek NPC hands you a device and says 'Here, go turn that on near the Big Glowy Thing down in the Deep Dangerous Lair of Big Ugly Monsters', and then said techno-geek NPCs proceed to run away when I do so ... that's the time for me to run. Fast. Faster than they are. Faster than that. Not fast enough. Oh crap, I'm dead again. All that for a lousy 19 gold, too."

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Submitter Guruvy of Zul'jin (US-A) was hanging around her garrison when she noticed something a little out of sorts. A little otherworldly. A little ... pixellated. Yes, it's the infamous Space Invaders, scourge of many an '80s arcade. All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape. Let's rock.

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"Warning: This message contains top secret information that could change what we know about dryads ... forever," writes today's submitter. "Intrepid death knight Caeus of Circle of Dawn on Elune (US-A) snapped a photo of supposed woodland creature-lover, Mylune, holding what appears to be a partially eaten turkey leg! Maybe those chicks we keep giving her for the daily are used for more ... grisly purposes."

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"Nothing like taking a break from your daily round of killing things, picking things, digging through things, stomping things, riding things, and dying from things than lying blissfully in a field of poppies," writes submitter Arugadh of The Brotherhood of Iron on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). She also wanted me to mention the title is from "Existential Blues" by T-bone Stankus, who those of you who are Social Security-aged may remember from the Dr. Demento Show. Or not remember, considering what drugs Dr. Demento's fans tended to consume. I prefer "(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads for this picture, but I've referenced that song a little too much in this column.

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"It would seem with the merging of the Alliance, Horde, and neutral auction houses, coupled with all the new items to be sold with the release of Warlords of Draenor, that Auctioneer Hesse (of Stormwind's Dwarven District auction house) is getting a little tired with his increased workload -- so much so that's he's sitting down," writes submitter Enishi of Darkwind on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A). "This is likely the first time the worgen has taken a seat since starting work here during the Cataclysm. He was still doing his job, but no word if any of his managers have approved the action. Watchful eyes are looking to see if this behavior catches on with the other forever-standing vendors, craftsmen, guards, and others in the city."

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Submitter Pantheor of Maximum Pwnage on Earthen Ring (US-H) is experiencing some early-onset nostalgia. Upon seeing a takeout container full of his favorite Pandarian noodles in Warspear, he was suddenly struck by a longing to visit the lands of the recent past, if only for dinner. But he couldn't wait for his hearthstone to come of of cooldown. He needed it now. The sight of a haughty blood elf paladin scarfing up someone's discarded takeout like a stray dog significantly raised the morale of everyone else in the area.

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"Here we see the rare and exotic Red Flying Cloud eating hay in the stables," writes submitter Webskull of Knights of Deaths Solace on Darkspear (US-A). "Very few are seen actually eating at this time of day. We shouldn't try to mount it; it may become provoked." Yeah, you wouldn't want to upset that mount. It might just turn into a liquid or, God forbid, a solid. Just think of how ridiculous you'd look riding around on something that isn't a weightless cloud of vapor!

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"Fedjeen, worgen-at-large on Wyrmrest Accord (US-A), is pleased to report that the Iron Horde doesn't stand a chance," writes today's submitter. "Fed managed to stealth right up next to their warchief, who never even noticed he was there. And Ner'zhul can't even figure out which end of his staff is which. Nah, we got nothing to worry about." Is Ner'zhul picking his nose with his staff? That looks seriously unpleasant.

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"My hat is gone," Nat Pagle complained. "I want it back." After asking several residents of varying stupidity about the location of his hat, he eventually went up to submitter Gwenevere of Shadow Stalkers on Trollbane (US-A). "What does it look like?" she asked. "It is brown and scaly and ..." he replied, pausing for a moment as realization dawned. "I HAVE SEEN MY HAT. You. You stole my hat." Violence ensued. When Gwenevere finished her corpse run, she found Nat happily wearing her Hightfish Cap and murmuring "I love my hat."

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Or a moon on the man, because it looks like submitter Thundarius of Nagrand (US-A) is about to be crushed by the Pale Lady. "I have seen the moon in Shadowmoon many times (editor's note: thus the name, I assume), but I could not explain what was happening here. I had to sit and think for a while. Is it an eclipse? Is is some sort of lunar event? Will we ever set foot on the moon? What lives on the moon? What sort of loot do they drop?" If the latest Borderlands has taught me anything, the answer is laser weapons!

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"Who's a good kitteh?" asks submitter Riyahnasheed of The Evil League of Evil on Zul'jin (US-A). "You're a good kitteh! While finishing up quest lines in Spires of Arak, I found a quest that proves Blizzard has its share of cat aficionados. The Strange Crystal Shard is one of the most entertaining items I have had dropped in my bags. The only thing missing was a saberon butt-wiggle as she got ready to pounce on my impromptu laser pointer."

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"Okay, this is actually in Gorgorond, between High Pass and East Watch," writes today's submitter. "I was cruising on Ttuul, my shammy, and saw these two brutes hammering it out with no one making any real progress and thought they deserved some attention. They are Sor the Eradicator and Beremus the Overgrowth, level 92 elites. There's gotta be a story there I haven't encountered yet."

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